Ask Mike: A fear of clowns
Hey Guys,
I like to think I’m a somewhat brave person. I can deal with spiders. The idea of death doesn’t freak me out. But there is one area in which I am a complete and total wimp. Clowns.
Clowns freak me out, man. And for a long time I thought I was a weirdo for being so scared of them. But it turns out this affliction (yes, it is an affliction, I don’t care what you say) affects more people than I thought.
There aren’t official numbers, but all over the Web you’ll find sites and blogs dedicated to scary clowns. In fact, I found a lot more sites dedicated to menacing clowns than I did sites dedicated to nice, friendly, funny clowns. Maybe they need a new P.R. firm?
It turns out a fear of clowns is a very real problem for some people. The blog phobialist has an interesting, though not definite, theory as to why. It argues that people may be afraid of clowns because a clown disguises his or her real emotions via makeup. That makes it impossible for Joe or Jane ‘Fraidycat’ to figure out whether the clown wants to give you a balloon or do something terrible.
Makes sense to me. And keep in mind that if you’re one of those folks who would rather walk through fire than go to the circus, you are not alone. Many people are terrified of these things. For example, Johnny Depp used to have nightmares about clowns. In an interview, he remarked, “There always seemed to be a darkness lurking just under the surface, a potential for real evil.”
No argument here, Johnny. No argument here.
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