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I don’t think so. I can’t even beat a zombie video game.

i would camp with a girlfriend with a ak47 with unlimited supply of bulets and fight for victory

I’d survive the first initial zombie wave. After that, I’d probably die trying to get food and arms to defend myself with.

I would. I have extensive knowledge of melee weapons and can fight with even a backscratcher.
It doesn’t matter if you can beat a zombie video game, because in Real life, you have to manage food. I can manage food because I have gone camping before.

I don’t think I would survive. I would be the one person in my group that is turned into a zombie without anyone noticing. My zombie self would stay with the group for awhile, and slowly turn my friends into zombies, one by one.

I don’t think zombies can swim, so maybe I would just live on a boat, or go to Antarctica or something like that.

i think i might lulz, i have a general idea of what im doing when it happens

I would think you would run out of bullets if your in something like this. And wouldn’t the zombie not know your in the building so how could a horde form around the building

If you cant beat ‘em join them

I tottally think I could. I’m young and I’ve seen zombieland a ton of times. I would live in a forest with easy climb trees. Keep a gun with me for back up, but I would stick with bow and arrows or something that doesn’t easily run out. I would have a group of people with me, and eat vegetables and small animals for food!

My second plan is to team up with Chuck Norris. Let’s kick some Zombie butt!!!!!

Smoke weed with some lsd shrooms.

Zombies wouldn’t catch me

Absolutely. I actually wrote a post this morning about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. I’m not going to spam your blog with links though. I think I made a revelation when writing it; has anyone seen a zombie swim? I haven’t, so I’m thinking about talking a boat out and relaxing until the threat dies down. If you want to join my on my boat, just let me know!

I am pwning Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare so if it is anything like that I say I could

i would go in a mountain range like the alps and use any type of weapon from a knife to a shotgun. i’ll try my best to survive.

Like hell I would.

I know I would. I have 2 years of MMA experience and Israeli grappling and 5 and a half years of experience in Krav Maga. . . If I could sterilize their muscles and organs, I guess I would have to become a cannibal myself. At least a sane cannibal. But that`s only if I couldn`t an underground bunker filled with Twinkies. . . For water, I would find bucket- or pot-like objects that would be able to withstand high temps. Then I would distill lake water, where I would also be living because as Caroline said, I don`t think zombies can swim. I`d create a small soda bottle island to sleep on at night in the lake.

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I WOULD!!IT WOULD BE AWESOME I WOULD HAVE THOUSANDS OF GUNS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!

I would live by roaming the area with friends and a huge supplies of ammunition from the police station that’s where they hide all the illegal weapons yeah

I dont think.I’m a little scared of left 4 dead andother zombies related stuff

But!!, I’ll use my awsome skate-board abillities lolz!!! and team up with TK ( Terry Kennendy ) AND FRY THE ZOMBIES EXTRA CRISPY MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

I would retreat miles into the forest from a small town…build a tree house with a rope ladder. Set up traps to ward off a horde. use silent bows and arrows and melee weapons. My fire pit would have walls so they couldn’t see my fire. I would become proficient in hunting and in edible plants to eat. periodically I would become self sufficient and could travel into town when needed. Also I would have a back up gun and supplies just in case. also I would have some type of mass killing zombie device for gathered up groups, but I haven’t thought of that yet. I would have to build the treehouse up on a hill to have the advantage too

Based off of horror movie guidelines I would be one of the first to die because I’m part black and everybody knows black people die first in horror movies. Based off of reality, I would survive for at least 3 months. After that if society hasn’t returned to some semblance of normal I would probably end my own life.

id juss kerosene the zombies and light em on fire, then id use my karate skills on em, then me and my friends would go to a police station for the weapons that they have/hide, and camp out there for a while, find survivors, go to area 51, launch the missiles in the general area, and camp underground until the missile touches ground and kills all zombies xD

I’d have a heart attack just seeing a zombie, so you know my answer. XD

Everyone’s going to be fleeing the epicenter of the epidemic, and hopping in their cars. This is stupid and all of the roadways will end up congested and the people hiding in the cars will be easy pray. If you need to get away quickly, grab a motorcycle to zip through the panicking hordes. Lots of weapons obviously, and make sure you have the ammo to back it. The guys in Zombieland might be good fighters, but they waste bullets like there is no tomorrow. Stockpile on food while you have the chance. Get far from civilization; the more people who were originally in the area, the more zombies there will potentially be. I’m pretty sure I could survive the first few waves but I’d get killed in a fight for supplies.

The problem with zombie contingency plans is that everybody has essentially the same idea. The most common one? Raiding a gun store or going to the shopping mall to stock up on food or supplies.

If any one of these ideas were your first, they may as well be your last since you’ll be zombie food as soon as you step out of your house. After all, most of us live in cities or suburbs — when a zombie-o-calypse strikes, the whole suburb will be teeming with people and zombies. Some may already be infected — you can’t tell amidst the thousands of people, but getting out there where people are essentially fighting a free-for-all skirmish for loot and guns while not paying attention to zombies about to turn, you better watch your back — that guy behind you with bloodshot eyes will suddenly find your rear end rather delicious. And not in the sexually depraved kind of way.

So stepping outside during a brain eating orgy might not be such a good idea. What then, you ask? Well, I’m afraid that holing up in your house and building a fortress out of it isn’t going to help either. At least, not in the long run.

Picture this. You’re living in your impenetrable fortress that you’ve stocked up with food, water and supplies. Holding up against normal people wouldn’t be an issue because your enemies will eventually get bored, or run out of food and leave.

The problem with zombies is they don’t get bored and nor do they need food (they’re already dead). So they’ll just be waiting there, knocking on your door like a persistent salesman — except they won’t ever leave no matter what you threaten them with.

Oh, and it gets worse. If the zombies have a keen sense of smell, they might even congregate around your house when they’ve detected your scent. So while you wait and wait and wait… the zeds will be piling up at your doorstep — & eventually the crowd gets big enough they might even muster enough man-power (or should I say brain power, geddit?) to break down your barricades and doors.

HOWEVER! There is a glimmer of hope who can survive long enough. Assuming that you live in a cold enough region and when winter comes, the zombies might freeze frozen solid in the sub zero temperatures. Of course, since zombies don’t produce body heat, they won’t be able to survive in the elements for long.

This might also work for people living in hot regions too — assuming the zombies haven’t been infected with a virus that regenerates their body components when they feed, the maggots and vultures that feed off the zombies will eventually reduce them to nothing but bone. Or the sun might be hot enough to dry the zombies up, turning them into mummies (though I’m not sure whether or not the mummification process will actually make them cease “living”)

Well, that’s it for now. I hope this message reaches somebody and will hopefully help some survivors get through this living hell… if not, God help us all.

-Tom

I would die the first day! I have terrible cardio and i’m a terrible fighter.Plus before the zombies could even get to me, the fear would probably drive me to suicide lol. Well it’s a good thing zombies don’t exist

Yup, just give me a Machete and a box of Donuts.

probably not, since i don’t own a gun, i wish(M16), and its terrifying, man

but i do own a helicopter, man

Well i think I could. heres my plan. firstly go and get guns from the local police. How would I do this you might ask if the police men are zombies? with common garage tools of course! pickaxes hammers and such… after i get guns (and kevlar to protect from bites) go to the nearest military outpost and well, get bigger guns and tanks. If theres a plane left take it and then fly to the north pole because i doubt that zombies could live in the north pole. And while doing all this I will remember to “Enjoy the simple things in life.”

I would so survive. I’d get my rambo kit and head into the mountains somewhere really cold where zombies couldn’t survive.

If Zombies CAN swim, you’re all going to die.

I’d probably survive around a month, and if extremely lucky, three months. I haven’t ever used a gun in real life, nor am skilled in building real size constructions (lulz, building my own shiphouse to snipe zombies! ). If by then I haven’t found any other non-male non-zombie human, it would be a very easy decision to make…

I TOTALY WOULD! i would get 2 cube trucks 1 tractor trailer fill 1 cube truck with food and water fill another 1 with power generaters and extentions cords and fill the tractor trailer with… tredmills take them home surrond my house with them and set them as high as they could go and sit in my house and listen to the body hit the road and all there bones breaking and just laughing at them mindless freaks

and my favorite zombie movie is 28 days after

I think I could. I’ve quite an extensive knowledge of zombie apocalypses, having read/played/watched many a zombie book/game/movie. I’ve also been camping nearly every year since I could walk, so I can survive in the wilderness if need be.

My plan is simple: Get together with whoever I happen to be near at the time and form a group. No time to look for friends or family, that’s what get’s you killed in the movies.

Next we would systematically head to whomever’s homes are closest in the group, gathering weapons and any food we can carry easily.

Then get to higher ground and find a sturdy looking house to barricade ourselves in (with keeping a few emergency exits of course). Everyone knows zombies are lazy and uncoordinated, so they are less likely to follow us uphill.

After that it’s just a matter of sticking together when going on raids for more supplies, and holding out until society rebuilds or we die. Whichever comes first.

Clearly I’ve put alot of thought into this, which just adds to the chances I would survive. Even if I end up a lone survivor, I’m a bit of a loner naturally so I wouldn’t mind too much. As long as I have a stack of books and a sturdy hideout, I’ll be fine.

Heck yes, I am. Nothing can withstand my flame throwers, grenades, rifles, spears, swords, crossbows, and pistols I have stowed in my basement.

But, if all else fails, I’ll break out my lightsaber.

Of course. I live in the country. I watch zombie movies. I play zombie video games. I have about 20 guns. A lot of knives. And I would go into the city in a Chevy Silver Silverado and go to the local safehouse that’s underground until Oscar launches his plan.

And it sounds like there are some city slickers who are like “Oh yeah, because I went camping.” Wow. You know how to roast HOTDOGS. Not that big of a deal. I, however, will live off wood and plastic and unleaded gas. Boo-yah.

welll let c first i wood find a builing like those small c food stores or wat evr u call them that get locked up with a rail or somthing so i get protection and i hav food sooo illl b able to survive for a while and since its those convient stores or food stores the chance r of having some sort of weapon there r great soo evn if they do get in side ill hav somthing to protect myself with and then frommm there illl c if ill surviv or not

Definitely… i did not take gun training for nothing!

I might survive. I know how to use a gun, so that would be a pretty useful skill, assuming i was able to get one. I’d probably sneak into to Fort Devens, a military base in town. There are supposedly mines under the ground there, but I’d definitely chance them over zombies. I would proceed to locate the weapons. I would fill my back pack (which I would have been carrying food, water and a tent, and a few other supplies in. These would be rope,tooth brush, a bible, a knife, and some basic first aid supplies) with ammunition. Then I would take an M4 or M16 and a pistol and holster as a side arm (the ammo would be for these guns). I would get the heck out of there if there were zombies in there. If not, I’d tell them what was Going on, and this plan would probably be aborted. If there were zombies there, I would leave and try to find some one alive. I would swap watches with my companion, and give them a gun, if I thought they were trustworthy. I would spend the rest of my days avoiding the zombies, and killing them. Maybe I would even locate civilization. I would have to become one of those tough doods who survive any thing, and can anticipate a zombie’s every move. Like Laurence Fishburne’s (Morphius from “The Matrix”) character in “Predators”. There are lots of flaws with this plan, but that’s because I wouldn’t know exactly what to do until in the situation. I would have to find A bookn or 2 on hunting and getting food from North American edible plants.

All you need is intellect, a good memory and reliability, faith. A map of the city youre in, information on the most concentrated area of people in the city if you have friends make sure theyre reliable then you need the weapons. Heck the beach is a good place to be, zombies hate water. Say a little prayer each time you kill a zombie to atone for each murder and youre good to go.

Lol yes! My group has already made arrangements for when that day comes!
(We have a grenade holder, sniper, driver, ninja, runner boy, suicide bomber, tech lead, strategist, food keeper, hand gun/knife, and leader (me!)

Of course i could. My next door neigbor is a redneck, and the guy down the street has a dad in the military. With Bowie knives in the basement.

Matt, again.
By the way, are we talking about if people just started turning into zombies, or when there’s already a substantial #, and still growing.

I would go crazy with the ammo i have already then when thats gone id just off myself whats the point in living in a world full of zombies? Wouldnt it be crazy if the dinosaurs came back as zombies instead of humans like everyone expects

1. As a Nurse I can tell you that at for the first 3 days or so after death and reanimation, the zombies will be moving at near-regular speed, but after that as muscular decay and necrosis sets in they will get slower and clumsier. Within two weeks they would collapse in jellified heaps of rotting flesh and organs.

2. I wouldn’t even try to get away, I have everything that I need at home. And really, where would I go? I live in West Virginia, in a small town away from large population centers.

3. The first thing I would do at home would be to move my armor and weapons into the attic. (Never, ever take refuge in a basement or underground area.) I am in the SCA, and my armor (steel chainmail hauberk, thick aircraft aluminum plate armor, and large “heater” shield) is built to take full strength hits at speed from baseball bat-like rattan swords, so no zombie even has a hope of scratching it with teeth and fingernails. My weapons include several swords, all of which are full-tang construction and made of strong steel, and all of which I can use well. Guns are OK in a pinch, but require ammo and can jam at the worst times (although I do own a Mossberg 500 12-gauge pump shotgun, 7 in the mag and 1 in the chamber). Fighting for almost twenty years in the SCA has taught me that the sword, well-balanced, has the quickest recovery time and allows the warrior to strike and defend multiple times while an axeman is delivering one or two attacks.
Once I am in the attic I would pull the stairs up after me and armor up. If any zombies were in the house I would drop the stairs and let them come up one at a time, because it is ridiculously easy to decapitate someone coming headfirst up a set of stairs. Fight in doorways as well in order to limit the number of attackers that can reach you at any given minute.

4. Never go for the headshot with a melee weapon – it can become lodged in the skull. Always swing for the neck to sever the spinal column as it is the only bony structure there, or take off hands and legs. A legless zombie can’t chase you too well, and a handless one can’t grab you. The only “vital” organ a zombie has is its brain, so you must either damage it to the point where it can no longer function i.e. send electrical impulses to the musculature, or separate it from the body completely. Despite all movie assertions that a zombie can scratch, claw, and bite his way thru just about anything, this simply is not true. A good leather coat would do in a pinch, and armor made from thicker saddle leather would be even more durable, not to mention the supreme protective power of chainmail or plate.
Once the house was emptied of threats I would set about barricading doors and windows and inventorying how much canned food I had, filling up as many containers as possible with water, and taking stock of my first aid supplies.

5. A better choice for raids is the supermarket canned goods aisle, as well as their pharmacy for antibiotics (I’m a Nurse, I know what I’m looking for), but remember that you may also be in competition with other survivors for such resources, and they will be wanting to take what you have as well – you may be forced to defend yourself against other humans. Good food choices are all canned goods, Ramen noodles, presweetened Kool-aid packets, canned juices, hard candies, pudding cups, pop tarts, bottled water, and various other non-perishable, non-refrigerated foodstuffs. Concentrate on things that can be heated on a campstove or over a campfire, and reconstituted with water, like Ramen noodles. If you are using non-bottled water for cooking, boil it for at least five minutes to kill any bacteria.

6. I would reconnoiter to see how many people had survived uninfected, and eliminate any zombies around by drawing them out and engaging them in single combat or in twos and threes so as not to get surrounded. Always keep on the move and change your direction of travel often to prevent them cutting across your intended path or surrounding you.

7. As for other “Hollywood” refuges, I would never, ever, head for a mall or other large public area – far too undefendable. I would also not place my trust in river islands as a refuge unless the current was deep and fast: zombies cannot drown, so theoretically they can float to the island like so much deadwood (and as decay sets in they would be bloating with gases so they would most likely float) or walk across the bottom to you if the water is slow.
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8. If I was able to stay in one place I would make sure that it was easy to see that I was a survivor in order to avoid the fate of Ben in Night of the Living Dead – living thru the ordeal just to get mistaken for a zombie and headshot. I would exit the attic and set up “camp” on the roof, with radio, dome tent, and a big sign. So what if I attract a few zombies? Without any way of getting to me they would simply mill about on the ground.

9. Optionally, you could head North. Once you get above the point where freezing temperatures occur nightly, your job is half done. The human body, even a corpse, is still 90% water, and water freezes. Intercellular fluid in the brain and intercranial fluid around the brain will freeze. Freezing fluids expand, and in the finite space of the cranium the ice crystals will do catastrophic damage to the brain, destroying the zombie completely.

I think the zombie apocalypse may have already started. My Mom keeps saying “Braaaaaaains.” and then moaning, and my dog’s no where to be seen. I hear someone coming down the stairs! NO, no, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!!!!!!!!
MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!!!!!
MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!!!!!
MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!!!!!
MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!!!!!
MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!!!!!
MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!!!!!
MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!!!!!

Just a warning, everyone on my street’s running around like they’re crazed. Mrs. dewey is lolling her tongue and moaning. She’s dragging her foot as she walks up the street. Oh, shoot!!! Mr. gregory’s breaking in upstairs!!!
I think I Just heard the window smash! He’s walking down the hall….if these are my last words, HELP!!!!

(Please note that this and the one previous are both meant to be hu morous. They are not, I REAPEAT:NOT real)

please do not commit suicide, I don’t want to be a teen-aged Wells.

This is matt, I like Connor’s theology of :
“If you cant beat ‘em join them”
HILARIOUS!!!

Actually it is very easy to survive a zombie apocalypse, given you have enough food for about a month. The reason is, is every time you move you are tearing muscles in your body, while you sleep your body repairs itself and adds even more muscle so that it wont tear again, That’s why lifting heavy weights gives you a lot of muscle. But zombies lack the ability to regain that muscle, and they slowly fall apart. So in a month or two all you need to worry about are some very weak zombies and a bunch of body parts everywhere. So yes. I would survive a zombie apocalypse.

If I had a single shot rifle and a lot of ammo, it wouldnt be hard. Id just remember to stay somewhere high, like a fire escape. Id take food too

The only problem we will face is food and water resources…and guns will ran out of ammo eventually. The best way to survive is go inside a castle with a strong wall, then camped the survivors inside… sounds like middle ages… if eventually the wall collapses, I will kamikaze myself and… the end.

i would no doubt survive, pretending to be one of them while killing off zombies and eating their hearts? OR AM I TEH ZOMBIE DOOM

I think so! I just watched that Sunday night too…I <3 that show!

Of course I will survive I read the zombie survival guide

but in reality, i would probly survive for bout 2 months,

Well this is an interesting topic, the first thing I would do is call all of my friends and family (if they are still normal) and we would meet up somewhere then we will scavenge for weapons from there we will possibly steal someones boat then drive to an island taking all of the necessary items we would need to survive including, medicine,water,food,clothing,matches. After we establish a succesful civilization in the island we would send search parties time after time in hopes to find survivors.

If my plan doesnt work I wouldnt worry to much because I would have already been in the Army by the time any of this occurs..

surviving the coming zombie hordes takes two things:

1. a really good plan. which includes supplies and ways to get resupplied.
2. enough uninfected and able bodied people to watch all sides at all times.

tactics, if you are gonna hole up, there must be enough supplies for at least 6 months.

otherwise you need to keeep moving.
a heavily armored semi is the way to go. at a bare minimum, you’ll need expanded mesh for over the windows and a bunch of angle iron to anchor it to, and the welding equipment to solidly attach it all.

i personally would suggest a 10 wheel dump truck, which can pull a large flat bed trailer full of equipment.
the dump bed top is a good 10′ or higher above the ground, and its thick durable metal shell all around it. you can put a lid on it, or just leave it open, and use it as an armored personell carrier.

a couple of bobcat style tractors, teh cat 246b’s are an excellent choice, with an armored door to keep the operators area zombie free.
lots of cool attachments for it. but even with the regular bucket, spinning donuts all day long in the midst of a crowd of zombies would be FUN.

but the thing to remember that the movies skip over:
dead bodies DECOMPOSE.
if they are dead yet still moving, those limbs will fall off all that much quicker.

and scavangers. vultures, coyotes, even just flies and maggots.
any zombie who doesnt spend ALL of his time worrying about the scavengers wont be around very long.

and natural obstacles. rivers, canyons and cliffs.
he!!, even a curb. zombies dont seem to see very well or lift their feet up high naturally with every step……

I think so for a while. I’m naturally a violent person and I have a lot of deep seated anger. I’d have no problem with bashing some zombie brains in. But then I’d probably get too reckless and be bitten, but I wouldn’t want to become one so I’d drown myself.

I think I could for a while. Mainly because I know what to do with them. Plus I live in a small town, not in the city where it’s easy to be killed. As soon as I have to kill my brother sister or dad I’ll just break down.

Get my fellow engineers to build a few (hundred) Lvl.3 sentry guns. Then relax.

Otherwise, find a skyscraper, barricade the door and take potshots at the zombies with my sniper rifle.

Last resort? Well, I don’t know. It’s a tie between Knife Gloves, Miniguns and Diamond Swords.

Although thinking about it again, I might enjoy the killing too much to want to become reckless. I’d be one of those scary kids who enjoys watching bad people (zombies) get squished to a pulp and die.
Then I’d turn on humanity for the hell of it and do a whole me v the world thing. That’d be fun.

Although thinking about it again, I might enjoy the killing too much to want to be killed. I’d be one of those scary kids who enjoys watching bad people (zombies) get squished to a pulp and die.
Then I’d turn on humanity for the hell of it and do a whole me v the world thing. That’d be fun.

why is everyone talking about zombies swimming
and asking if you ever saw a zombie swim

in the first place, did u ever see a real zombie in real life?

LOL I would be armed with katana and tiger claw blade slicing them damn zombies to pieces!

after paying a visit to food store, gun store, I would clean out a Home depot and make that my stronghold. that or find a building that is cut off in many sections

I would head to a military base, but that is too risky since they would probably have orders to not take anyone in

I would probably survive, because I’ve seen many zombie movies and end of the world movies. I know zombies cant run because there muscle are decayed unless they just turned (into a zombie) which would make them slightly faster.Zombies tend to mill in big groups, steam roller anybody. Avoid white women cuz them alway trippin and stay with black people cuz they die first. In the movies black people die first, in real life they probably ur best bet surviving. Get as much weapons as possible, not just gunz but swords and knives. Guns run out of ammo. Know how to fight is ur best bet surviving alone. Leave ur family members if they seem ill or acting strange. Never now if they have been bitten. Make sure that zombie is dead. Finally live some where safe and productive (harvest wise). (A secure football stadium or secure you’re own home will be ur best bet) Never know how long it’ll last

Sooner or later, this whole zombie genre is going to be overused, and we’ll have to find some new stupid thing to occupy our time. My idea for a zombie apocalypse? Just deal with it like a normal event. If Rick Grimes and his ragtag team of mediocre survivors can make it 64 days into the zombie apocalypse, then I can make it 640. I’ve fired an AR-15 before. .223 and a 5.56 aren’t too different in ballistics, hell they are sometimes interchangeable (thought not suggested). The bullet tears through flesh like lighting, and if you’ve ever heard of hydrostatic shock, you’d feel sorry for a zombie shot by the military. I also have a civilian AK-47, called a WASR-10. The FMJ bullets will pierce 3/4 inch solid steel. If the zombies SOMEHOW made it past the vast and powerful forces of the United States Military, and all of the armored vehicles used to protect those soldiers, then the first thing I’d do is gather up all 40 people in my subdivision and the one next to it, and we’d all, together, fortify a quad-house area near the woodlands, barricading the fences with barbed wire, bigger fences, and plenty of watchtowers. We’d assemble multiple defenses around the perimeter, including but not limited to 15 foot high chainlink, a pit for the suckers trying to climb it to fall into, and a nice little farm right in the middle of it all so we don’t run out of food. I’ve got more than enough guns and bullets alone to keep a group alive for a few months and I scoff at the ‘walking dead’ arsenal. It’s Atlanta, Georgia. The area outside it. Why they don’t have semi-auto civilian-model military rifles is beyond me.

u guys are stupid i wouldnt risk fighting hords. i would be at the science lab were they are created and use my blue belt shoalin karate to kill it and then my zombie apocalypse would be over just like that. however if i couldnt do that i would team up with my master ray and kill the scientist that were stupid enogh not to do what i would themselvs and then team up with my master, the A team, the expendabls, rambo, predator, wolverine, dirty hary, jackie chan, the terminator,and whats left of the army and completly pwn every zombie in our path (ok maby i wouldnt do that but who cares)

I definatly would. I live in the sticks and hav more than a couple guns, so there is no doubt I would survive.

First off I know I would definetly survive a apocolypse. I would have an armory of specific weapons in my fortified base. The base would be on an island far from land. As it would have three lays of titanium alloys. Also having a 50 foot wall titanium fence. It would contain spikes the protude outward. The fence would also be encased in electrical energies. Inside the base I would have a human entrance exam which would test the motor skills and such to verify if human or not. If zombie it would instantly incinerate them. I would have an armory inside this base consisting of semi-automatic rifles, automatic rifles, sniping rifles, shotguns and explosive launchers. I would also have flamethrowers, various grenades and such. For melee purposes I would have a 5 foot long blade, a arraignment of these incase one is damaged or destroyed. I would also have throwing knives and such for silent killing reasons. I would build a machine in which cleans and filters out water from the outlying island into my armory. As I would also mainly try to eat plant life and vegetarian based meals. If I could I would save meats and such for special occasions. For sanity purposes I would build two generators in the base one which runs on solar power (Mainly) and another that runs on electricty. I would have a computer, television and video game console. Other applicanes I would have woulkd be a fridgerator, shower, toilet, and a microwave. I would make sure to limit all my things and such to avoid any meltdowns and energy run outs. The electrical generators activates when solar energy isn’t enough. I would also have active shock-mines in the water incase some zombie has the ability to swim. As I would have long range turrets off the outskirts of the island to ward of any raiding humans. The island I would live on would also have various food-trees. As I would go to towns or such for food purposes if needed. Having a few generators to make sure I do not run out of fuel. Electrical based engines for back up purposes. I would also in my mean time work on developing a vaccine for the zombie infection. I would live in this life style until it ended. Making sure to bring a long a small amount of people. Also having their blood checked frequently to prevent infection.

Of course I could. Hell, all of us could. They make zombies seem like this unstoppable force that destroys everything in its wake. They make humans seem fragile and unable to even fight these drooling .02mph walking lemmings that easily die with a blast to the head. However, an alien invasion, that’s something we’re going to have trouble with.

Yes, i think I would. I would probally flee the city and see if my family and I could live in like a rural town. By myself, i would go to the redwoods or siera nevadas and camp out there for awhile.If I had my friends, i would tell them to come with me and protect them.

im black. i carry my spear and my glock & everybody jus stick with me.

We would probably all die, unless the doctor ariived in the T.A.R.D.I.S.
He could defeat them, and he wouldn’t even need a gun.

(This is a reference to the British T.V. show “Doctor Who”, the best series ever)

I think i would we live in a house in the middle of nowhere with a safe with 4 rifles 6 shotguns and 3 pistols i would just camp out on the top of my house and pick off the f**kers one by one

Hey Connor do you know someone named matt in school? I might know you. If so, tell me, I thought your post was wicked funny.

I’d plant lots of gatling peas, torchwoods and cob cannons on my lawn.

Yes. I run a lot so i can get away from them at first and then they’re gonna be slow so no problem. Primary weapon would be some kind of sword. Guns and stuff only for emergencies and settling down. Major in chem must help out in something. Always try to get as much food and water. When with people rules must be set and respected no matter what. Ill probably do better alone at first but in the end a community is better. and when settled get as many things as possible.

I live a few miles from an Army base. If I’m lucky, I’ll be on the base when the outbreak starts. Then, I’ll just let the soldiers do all the work while I camp out at the Post Exchange.

I think I would have a better chance as a zombie than as a vigilantee zombie hunter because fresh meat is better than rotten meat….fresh meat is high in protien and is the reason humankind beat off all the other predators during the long course of evolution. My favorite zombie movie is SHAWN OF THE DEAD.

first of all zombies couldn’t survive more then a full week. Their bodies are alread decomposing, the sun would burn their skin away because it’s already rotting, wild animals would sworm them because of the smell of something dieing and the number one reason is weather, hot or cold, their un-alive bodies couldn’t keep anything regulated. So honestly it will never scienfificaly be possible lol sorry guys haha

Yes, because I have the ultimate zombie weapon: an escalator going down with me at the top!

~ Alice Chan

I probably wouldn’t survive, but I’d put up a pretty good fight. grab a machete and camp out in the R.V. until it’s over.

I’d gather as many survivors as possible and make my way to Fort Pulaski in Georgia. There’s only one way in and that’s over a bride that can be raised. There’s a fully functional moat that surrounds the fort as well, not to mention plenty of rooms and space within, and right outside the bride are two or three underground bunkers that could serve as storage for blankets, food, or whatever various survival supplies needed. Also within the fort are fully functional cannons and ammo (for the zombie killing enthusiasts). I just think it’s the perfect defense to hold up in.

fck no i would be fucked lol im so damn fat its not funny lol i wouldnt even make it to my gun o and btw im not fat i just feel fat

Twas a trifle for a man such as I,

Zombies are slow, so I can run pass them.Their also dumb. Well have a good chance of surviving. Zombies are like wild turtles with rabies.

I would hope that when this happens I am close to the proximity of Montana. I would try to find a cabin in the National Park only because it appears animals were not affected to the disease, and as such if there are any walkers around, the grizzly, black bears or wolves would take care of them for me. And the fact that there is game and water available would provide what I needed to survive.

i would say just think of something without having to panic alot upon seeing zombies. just give me a gun to shoot then ill try to hold them off. if i were to be lucky i might even find the Ultima Weapon (sword if you get the kingdom hearts reference) and just beat them up like theres no tomorrow. then look for survivors and just team up and survive. of course food and water is necessary to live.

That photo is in Australia, I can tell due to the Telstra logo.

Well I’ve come to terms with the fact that odds are I’d become a zombie, simply because most everyone does.
As soon as I became a zombie, I would quickly rally the other zombies to my cause. I’ve thought of this, and I would be an extremely charismatic (and dashingly handsome) zombie, so other zombies would readily follow me.
I would also be thinking in the long term. What this means in this situation is that I would create human farms. In the future this would make me one of the wealthiest and most powerful zombies on earth.
With my newfound influence, as well as my past followers, I would insert myself into the utmost position of power in the newly created zombie government. I will be in the regressive party.
I will become known for my healthcare plan, which guarantees three free jaw replacements.

Hahaha…nope. I’d get in a car and drive. I’d end up hitting something or another and have to get out in a zombie infested highway. Because I didn’t even think about bringing a gun in my rush, I was eaten alive. I think I just predicted my future!!! Its too bad I went and had to cause the whole thing with my bathroom cleaner I was working on. As you can see it didn’t work out that well. I don’t think the FDA ever got to approve it. : (

Im very timid.I dont think I can.

yes, this is somthing that ive thought about allot actually,lol. the day i see the first sign of it happening, im going to walmart. lol, think about it. they have ladders. ill get a 24 foot or taller ladder. get into that roof and stay there. after the first few days id be running supplies up to the roof and taking all the ppl who are uninfected with me. or allowing those who come through up to saftey as long as they were not infected. there are guns there, lots of ammo, lots of food. tents, all the supplys youd need and the large flat roof. hell they even carry solar showers. the camp shower that uses the sun to heat the water. id be fine for a while as long as we could lock the entrances down and get supplys up to the roof. and if the power could stay on long enough we”d have internet, alll kinds of stuff. i dont know., lol ive thought about this in depth. so i think id be ok

i’d get my car and just drive endlessly. i mean they won’t pack the highways.

hell yes!!! rack up the 50.cal bf3 time!

youd have to be able to recognize the first signs of it though. or else every one would just bunch up on the highways and that would be the end of the road. but if i could make it to the nearest walmart fast enough when i first start to notice, me and as many ppl as i could round up would be fine untill the food runs out. i would make bombs out of supplies at the store, lock down entrances, post gaurds at every corner of the bulding. youd want to stay unseen though. if there were stairs to the roof id have them bourded up from the bottem and top to prevent zombies from making there way up there if they happen to get in. first things first, get alllll i mean ALL the damn camping gear up there as well as ALLLLL the guns and ammo that we could get. multiple trips up and down with the bigger stronger guys and lots of shopping carts. im pretty sure that walmart has those fenced doors that lock down to the floor so in the event of a terrorist attack ( god forbid they attack walmart lol ) that they could lock it down and prevent the wrong ppl from getting in. . tents. grills. food, canned food at first. if the power goes out then there is a limitied time to consume the perishables so just to be safe getting the canned food and allot of it would be the smart way to go. then showers. and eventually if you could kill off enough zombies from the top with rifles, you could find a truck ( large truck) and maybe make it to a place where you could steal wood and nails perhaps make a little shack or afew little shacks to live in up there. ive never seen a zombie climb a ladder so id think we would be fine. its just to risky on the ground. eventually its gonna take over any way, man will become extinct and then nature will take over again and that will be the end of the road for us. lol i could spend allot of time talking about this

I would survive it til the very end. =]

One of the safest places from a zombie apocalypse is an 18th century prison. they have large fields for exercise and stone walls along with stone facilities that no amount of pushing from undead hordes will knock them down with monthly maintenance and with proper fertilization the fields can produce food.

I don’t think I could, I’d probably die. =(

if they are anything like the zombies in I Am Legend, then i would go to the coldest place on earth with a bunch of people and survive in our own little self sustaining city

All of these are illogical. It’s not like your dad stores ____ rocket launchers in his garage. Zombies also don’t die of a punch. You guys’ opinions are from a 5th grade movie, they have no logic at all.

I go into my closet, then get a tennis racket. The first zombie enters my house, I slam it in the face with the blunt end, then run up and open the roof door. I rip off as many roof crap I can find and shove them in my pockets. I open the roof door to see zombies rushing out of it. I throw the rood crap at them so that they lose their balance and fall of the roof. Others I beat the crap out of. Then I realize that it’s only logical that most people die in zombie apocalypses and starve to death on that roof.

I can do Dead Island. So obviously i would win zombie apocalypse.

I would definitely. Preparing for yourself is easy. Once you’ve prepared for multiple people will you be ready for this apocalypse. I have the plan, the weapons, and the place. Bring it on.

I would scavenge whatever i can, then i would arrange a group, and create a fort in order to hold out. If that fails, i would go for the vehicles, choppers, SUV’s, hay i would even go on submarines, anything i can find works in order to escape.

It depends how quickly it sneaks up on me. If it’s one of those things where I don’t know it’s happening and I step out of a toilet stall and get bitten by some guy then I would not make it. However if I heard it on the news or saw some zombies from a safe spot I think I would survive. I would grab a bunch of easily packed food, my tent and my bike. Then I would head up north far far into the woods. Find or build a cabin with some defensive walls and live off the land.

Possibly. Depends largely on the nature of the zombies. If they are Shaun of the Dead zombies (shufflers), you can outrun them. If they are the fast Kenyan-sprinting kind (Dawn of the Dead), I would probably be screwed, unless I started cardio classes at the gym….and working on my reaction times. When you have to run for your life, there’s less time to set up a perfect shot (as as not to waste bullets), and more time just simply running! Relies a lot on awareness (to make sure another zombie doesn’t tackle you from around the approaching corner) and having a good shot so you can shoot (effectively) while you run. According to 28 Days (or Weeks?) later, zombies may swim. In Zombieland, they may climb too. So no trees. You are essentially trapping yourself. Don’t underestimate the hunger of a zombie (if they are flesh-eating). Boat with a powerful engine is feasible, so you can go right out to sea so the swimmer-zombies can drown/eaten by sharks/etc. But you need enough fuel, food, protection from the sun and warmth for the night. But then there is also sharks, storms, etc. Unless you just leg it to the nearest non-infested country and apply as a refugee? Know where the nearest ammunitions supply is (i.e. army base, Walmart if you are in the US, etc.), and learn how to shoot a gun. But don’t be like those idiots in Zombieland who just waste bullets doing dumb stuff. Either use them sparingly for practice, or killing zombies. Or yourself, if bitten. Practice discretion. Don’t make a scene of yourself. Mobile phones go on silent. Work on your makeup and acting skills to pass as a zombie when you have no choice but to pass through a crowd of them (but don’t use it as a practical joke on your living mates i.e. Bill Murray in Zombieland, or you will get yourself shot). Work on upper body strength so you can climb or hold a heavy chainsaw or other heavy-weapon machinery (or you may saw yourself in half like the chick in Dawn of the Dead). More importantly, I believe in the philosphy of “nut up or shut up”. Grow balls and be ruthless. Don’t get freaked/grossed out, and internal moral debates are not appropriate whilst you are being pursue, i.e. “I can’t believed I just killed someone…*drops to knees in disbelief*”. Just remember, they are already dead. Just re-animated.

I’d go to the safest and most remote place i could with everything I can take and hope for the best.

That’s horrible! But I think a lot of people will survive since we are so smart. And I think it will like the end of the movie, there will be a special place for the left people and human will then continue to live.

I live in W. Virginia, all the fun/horrible things miss us. Plus with over half the population rednecks who can cook and live off of ANYTHING, I might survive if Im accepted into one of their teams, if not, Im just going to sit in a graveyard and play my Pokemon game till the battery or I die. :/

The idea is too silly, realistically. I don’t see how this could happen even hypothetically. But anyway, if such a thing did happen, I probably wouldn’t have made it, though I would’ve given the zombies a fight. I don’t “prepare” for a zombie attack because it is a silly idea, but I suppose a few good guns are a must. Best to stay away from the beasts; they may be able to infect you with a simple scratch/bite as some movies suggest. 9mms would do, but shotguns/smgs and rifles would work wonderfully, given that you know how to fire them effectively. I think the best tactic would be to get as high as possible, away from the ground. I live in an apartment with a terrace and this is quite possible.
The reason being because going down and trying to escape from the place is very risky, given that most of them will be on the ground and you might get a little too nervous, not be able to open the car on time and become zombie food.
If you get to the top, your human scent will be less detectable because of the reach.
And of course, melee weapons are a must, just in case you run out of ammo or are disarmed. Axes, chainsaws and sharp long swords are good choices. These will easily through the zombies and keep you a good distance away from them.
It’s also best to fight the zombies in teams for obvious reasons.

I would make sure I was stocked up on carrots and onions because zombies are really quite tasty when slow roasted. If I could not escape them, I would eat them and also open a Zombie-On-A-Stick street vendor wagon.

i would find a friends to live with go to a military base and work from there. then take over the world and then who ever is left well yeh

I am going to bring up a few things. First off don’t rush tothe gun store. That’s what 20,000 other people will do. Second do not skip town immediatley, odds are you will be caught in a traffic jam with infected, third it is better to waste the bullet when dispatching a zombie than using a machete, baseball bat, pipe etc. Keep on the move if possible.

I would emphisize having a firearm and a few thousand round of ammunition and know how to use it. But then Yahoo staff would take down my comment. But then again I brought up the use of guns and we can’t have that so my comment will be deleted anyway.

Maybe. I’d hide with a bunch of slow people and when the zombies come, I’d trip them one by one and run for it. XD

I know I would for sure as long as I remain within a group of people — all of us co-operating to survive. Although when you think about it really hard you would eventually starve because the limitation for food. You simply can’t load enough sustenance to survive through the whole period of isolation. So unfortunately you wont last very long on a crisis of this caliber.

I have given this much thought, and, yes, initially I would survive. I keep one car filled with fuel, and have actually worked out my weak points of zombie access in my house to ‘shore them up’ Then when the time is right would make a dash to my country gun shop and borrow some shotguns!
Oh! and have really good supply of implements and assorted bats to use as zombie whackers!
Top Tip: Never let them gang up!

I would survive ok as i am already a Zombie, there are many of us living amongst you and we get by ok pretty much without being noticed. We feed on animals (mostly sheep) in controlled places and keep our selves to ourselves. We dont mix well and prefer to stay indoors most of the time. Halloween is a good time to get out and party for those that need to let off some steam. Favourite film of course is silence of the lambs.

i’m a necrophiliac…
so it would probably be some sort of paradise for me…

although, my heart might not take it and i’d die anyway…

well lets see…. yeah, i gather i would. iv served a 3 year term in the army, got some pretty extensive training there. i have plenty of exp with various weapons, long range, close range, and melee. and i also have access to military bases with my cac card. i can get plenty of ammo and guns from various warehouses, i could try my hand with a tank(havnt actually drove one yet… i was always a passenger, if i was in the tank anyway) food wouldnt be much of a problem either, mre’s nowadays are actually pretty beast, freaking awesome! just get a cuple hundred boxes of them and ill be set there, then ill ill need is water. and thats not hard to come by either. and then ill always have friends with me, that way if need be we can bust out of wherever we are hiding and move out to resupply. so yeah… i think i got the whole zombie apocalypse thing pretty much figured out (:

Surely everyone survives a zombie apocalypse? They just become undead…

I think I might, even though I’d be too busy repopulating the WORLD! But in actuality, I’d probably make a castle-like-fort and have a trench with spikes at the bottom soaked in kerosene and when they get near, I’d drop a torch in the Trench and -Fwoosh, the Zombies are all toast lol.

I think the best option would be to dress and blend in like a zombie; and it worked for Bill Murray in Zombieland(2009).

Since I’m a pilot… I’d arm myself, take a huge truck, get to an airport, take a helicopter, and fly to a Navy aircraft carrier. Since it’s all contact might as well stay at sea. Plus those ships have food and water to last years! I’m all safe. haha =]

*All contact infection only

I think i might be able to if i stuck with friends and camped out near a hardwear stor and a food shop

of course i would survive unless some asshole human shot me in the head because im a ZOMBIE

I would

Don’t think I’d make it.
Violent games have taught me that bullets don’t run out easily and dying can be undone by loading, so with all my gaming years, I’d probably follow those rules instinctively and, well, not fare so well in reality.
Unless I go to Antarctica. Got room in your boat?

Zombies are parasites. They can not survive without human flesh.
I hide out, I wont tell you where, hehe, until they all run out of human flesh and die out.
But It might be easier to just die, and than you got it over with. Death is not the end of life. I am one with everything. So, no worries.

damn lucky pricks that have fire arms as an option. all my options are left with melee and mechanical. dead certain id have a fighting chance. how hard could it be, the world is already filled with morons.

Ahhhhh, no.

I love black ops but i suck at it so id build an underground fortress at the bottom of a lake with ammo(bombs,missiles,grenades,bullet,bombs,bombs,etc.) and food(STEAK thats cooked ice cream and bacon and chocolate and potato chips) and bring my BFFS to live there until a person finds us after all the zombies die and tell us were safe.

It’s more simple than it seems. All one needs is to stray away from the major populated areas(Cities and large towns) and a strong enough body to travel.

To say that you’ll take a gun is not all that bright. Bullets only last for so long, and the average person isn’t a sharpshooter, so good luck with head shots while under the stress of a horde of zombies chasing after you.

The best option is to run. A gun is useful only in close quarter situations. But when in the open, a machete will get you far as it can slice heads in a flash and it is a sturdy and durable weapon.

For food, fruits and berries can be found almost anywhere if one knows where to look. The further you go into the wilderness, the less people/zombies you are going to find, and the more natural nutrition source you’ll be exposed to.

But let’s say that you want to settle down…

Pick a location that’s easy to access and easy to escape. Or find a location that you can easily clear out of any zombies and barricade appropriately.
Such a location can actually be a small clinic, or even an abandoned police station in a small town.

If you do not think you’ll survive alone, then seek the aid of the military. Chances are the government will be using them to protect the civilians who still live and to fight off the hordes of Zombies.
A military base will be the safest zone.
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To those that would head to an island, remember that zombies don’t need to breathe. They can walk under water, as they do in World War Z(book, soon to be movie). Their bodies are like ours and will float too. So before you know it, you may be stranded on an island surrounded by zombies walking out of the beach or floating ashore.

after a few months in my bomb shelter id feed the dead guys apples and tame em with hog liver xp….
i my self would live off raw pasta and gun powder.

LONG LIVE COOKS!!!!!!

How strange, you’d ask this. I used to have “super hero” dreams where everyone else was something bad, and I was the only one left, trying to save the world. Reality ? (Such as it is.) I think I’d let them eat my brains. Oops, facing the facts, time to go. boom.

Oh heck yes. I’d certainly bring along the people I needed though and things would be a little on the rough side with no hair product but hey ho, can’t have everything.

Of course I would. I live near a freakin Costco. Bring guns, they have food, beds, and entertainment. It’s also a freakin castle, zombies will have trouble getting in.here!

Ive been planning it for years now
there is a 3 story abandoned house in my town that we have fortified (me and friends) also in the yard is surrounded by tall brick walls and the only way in the yard is a double black steel gate that will not be broken, you can get onto the roof and with some rope repel down to other buildings, we have stop of points of hidden canned food, and other supplies, weapons ready and teams set up to combat the zombies assault, we will survive

You gotta think, you can’t have too many people in your group, they will slow you down. closest friends and family. If they get bit, kill them and move on. you need to keep moving, dont stay one place too long, keep your resources fresh. stay fit (good luck america) haha. i would survive for a while, but eventually resources will run out, and we will all perish.(:

Guys. Be realistic. If it were a zombie APOCALYPSE, then we’d all be dead sooner or later. Unless there is a way to cure the zombies, we’re all goners. There is no way to fight the zombies off with karate or melee. They’re zombies, for goodness’s sake. they don’t die. Beside, zombies are walking dead people. They don’t have IQ. So no need to worry about them chasing you down. They probably can’t even find your secret hideout. you might as well have just fun while you can, and join them in the end.

I’m pretty sure I would. My husband is a huge zombie freak and we are already talking about what to do in a regular apocalypse and preping for one is good for this one. Just start stocking up on seeds to grow your own food. Zombies can only last for a few years without food anyway before they fall apart, so if you can survive until they all or mostly die off your good.

I can tell how many of the people who commented before me actually know anything about survival. Do some reading people, and not JUST Max Brook’s book (“The Zombie Survival Guide”).

As for me, I have a fully designed plan with 2 backups just in case and everyone that I care to know about it is already aware that when they see it, it’s going down. Lol. Weapons? Got em. Ammo? Got it. Relatively zombie proof vehicle for use in the initial stages of the outbreak? Got it. Sometimes it’s good to live in the South. Lol. I will admit that my preparations by way of food are lacking, however, I did plan ahead in-so-far as the fact that all 3 of my escape locations have viable farmland. =D

Good luck to everyone else. Based on some of your comments, you’ll need it.

I just realized that my previous post sounded really cocky. My bad. I was just being real.

yes because i wouldnt be dumb and left them grab me like

I’d hide in my loft and sneak down every now and then to get more food and a cup of tea

I don’t think I would want to survive

I would let them eat me i would go with out a fight

Yes, I would survive. I’ve studied the works of the foremost authorities on zombie apocalypse survival (I’ve played the Resident Evil videogames), so I know that zombies will never be in the same room as both a typewriter and a big box. I happen to have a room in my home that contains a typewriter and a big box.

I like to think that i would survive. I’ve always been that one weird kid that fully believes in zombies, and i’ve had my surival plan written down for many years.

Guns, food, boats, cars, flame-throwers…

You name it, i have it.

i would go live in walmart bcuz the have guns ammo and food

in all reality everyone would survive a zombie apocalypse i give it 1 or two hours to get noticed, because the first zombie would get shot the moment people began to realize and so it would get taken care of immediately, it wouldn’t last more than a few hours, unless the disease was air born but even if it did get out of hand it would be fairly easy to survive, but nobody knows what a real zombie is like so who really knows

i’ve been a fan of The Walking Dead since it came out last year. and, i don’t think i would survive… i mean,maybe if i were with a group of 4 or 5 people . but you have 2 think of the consequences. if u see one zombie, u can’t shoot it, because then the gun noise would attract more, and so forth. so, i’d be screwed. lol

There is no doubt in my mind that I would survive. Me and my girlfriend both have our own survival packs, packed and ready to go at a moments notice. We spend a lot of time at the shooting range, and I keep the knives and machetes razor sharp. We also practice Greco-Roman wrestling and Judo to ensure we can escape being grabbed.
Mobility is the key. You can’t bring your whole life with you. We plan on escaping to a heavily forested area as far away from urban centers as possible, setting up a perimeter with an early warning system, and a place to sleep far above the reach of zombie freaks.
Also, in a post apocalyptic world, people are more of a threat than zombies, so were staying put for long after it is considered “safe”.

I highly doubt I would survive a zombie apocalypse if the disease is related to that of the rabies virus just like in the 28 movies or in the L4D games

I’ve been preparing for a zombie apocalypse my entire life. Seriously, I know more about this than a lot of other things I should know more about. >.>

The point is, I would totally survive, haha.

for a while at least yes. I have a decorative but fully functional two handed sword on the wall in the living room for close in work. My bow for longer distances and my girlfriend has a .357 for the ones that get past me. We’ll try hard not to use the gun though since its not re-useable like the bow and sword.

I would be the first one to die! im even very scared of criminal human beings omg i would so get freaked out fainting type feeling i would experience unless i get doped up with some stimulants. By the way i love Walking Dead, the sheriff guy is very very brave and has a excellent personality thats how a real man should be like but its just TV

Yea id make it im with oscar on this one but id find all my hick buddies and live at Cabelas due to all the guns. ammo, and food

we would live at the barn first and load up ll the tack and horses then head to cabelas

anyone can camp at cabelas with us for a while

I don’t think I would because I’m a klutz, but I’m very good at running and I’m sneaky…when needed.

Most of these people would survive just fine.lol (think about it, the zombies are after brains!)

I already have a plan, I would take my family travel to the Adriatic sea, it’s like 2h drive from me, take a boat to Susak (a small island in the Adriatic sea), kill any zombies that are on the island, there’s like 20 ppl that live there and live from the sea…I know to steer a sail boat and I own a power boat so it all about when it will all start

I would survive, and must survive…,

I definately would survive. I’ve been a fan of zombie movies since I was little and know what it takes to make it in a post apocalyptic world where the dead walk. First you’ll need supplies like food, water, and weapons. I would have a gun of course but back that up with a melee weapon like a sword, they never run out of bullets. Gather survivors when you can, the more the more back up you have. Find an island and make a camp.

Yes, i’d stock up on swords because as everybody knows bullets only slow zombies down, they don’t really kill them.
Once I survived, an empty world full of tinned foods and frozen goods awaits!

Me and my fiance have already planed this out. We each have to-go bags in case of emergencies, loaded with food, water, maps, knives, supplies and vodka lol. And we each have guns (2 handguns, 1 shotgun and 1 rifle) and I have a good bow. We’d get a big pickup truck and get away from the cities where everyone is. From there we’d either find a small sustainable island or find high ground in a forest somewhere secluded, with lots of zombie traps as a security system.

IDK if I could but I would try, and you guys are right zombies probably can’t swim so when it happens Imma try my hardest to steal non-perishable foods and live it out on a boat with mountain dew and other tastey beverages. Oh and in case zombies can swim im gonna lock the doors of the boat lols.

little do people know that in 1983 a zombie outbreak though small happened in the southwest.it was quickly contained,i happend to be a part of the clean up .you will find no documentation on this anywhere,but test were performed;zoms cannot endure extreme cold,the cannot swim but can float to certain distance.and its true you must i repeat must soot or cut off the head.its also possible that zoms with type 6;or type -6 survived the wet down,and are still among us.all scfi is based on fact.be careful,be aware.i might comment again if the situation calls for it,regards from the northern region

While zombies are a huge problem, the bigger problem is the collapse of society. You can’t trust anyoneone who comes your way because they will kill you or rob you. And problems that existed in society will still exist without society.

Yea I live right next to a Kroger, and theres a gun store and a police station right down the street. Im a good tactiian and I’m a fighter so I’d probaly make it to be about 80 until arthritis in my fingers kicks in lol

I would survive because i’m already prepared for it. I would first of all get to an isolated area, than gather weapons from the gunstores and Big 5′s, than gather food and water so i wont die from something stupid. From there i would steal everything nd live in the safest place i could find.

Perhaps… After watching a hundred zombie movies, I can say that I am not as dumb as most of the actors. I would not trust a corpse lying or the ground, and would not go running of to the gun shop for weapons just to land in a zombie food festival.

Now, I would probably get a car and get the hell out of the town (I live at the edge, so that should not be too difficult). Then I would drive like hell avoiding every town along the way using my GPS. I would head for the sea, hopefully get on a sufficient boat and use the high resolution map on my phone to locate a desert island. After arriving on the island, I would need to use all of my skills to survive the bugs. In any case, that would be better than zombies.

I am sure that any zombie trying to swim that far would dissolve before reaching any island at all.

But this is a very difficult situation, I would say that my chances would be small.

Steal a yacht, get a group of people, go to a island, live there till its over

Of course I would survive!!!! Have seen EVERY Scooby-Doo episode ever made and am well versed in the Zombie thing. ROFLMAO

The most important thing to remember is, other than a select few important people to you, you need to be as far from anyone else as you can. A wooded place with an ample food supply would probably be best. Not a urban setting, even though supplies would be easy to find right away, those supplies would dwindle down to nothing pretty fast. And the danger of getting bitten by a zombie would be greater there, where there are more people. Remeber, animals stay where food is available. Go where there isnt an abundant supply of zombie food, and there should be less zombies. Then, once your away, live out your very changed life day to day and wait out the zombies starvation.

I’m pretty sure I’d be dead in a few days.
No guns.
I live on the bottom floor and there are a lot of windows.
I do have a decent stockpile of food and water.
I’d be more worried about the other people living in my area and what they’d do than the zombies, at least for the first couple days.

I love to get banged. So I would probably just find a bunch of guys to run train on me and when the last one was finished he could blow my brains out as he was blowing his load in me.

I would make my way with a group of selected guys from my school to the nearest Cabellas/ Scheeles and make that my fortress since it has all of the weapons that I need and it has lots of food too.

When I was a kid, we used to play wargames in the woods. It started with catapults and stones. Those catapults got ever more powerful and deadly. We started to try different strategies. We would have a “base”, which consisted of an old bomb crater from World War 2. We would dig trenches into it and build thorny barricades.

Soon we started making man traps out of old bits of rope and the springy trunks of holly bushes. Those man traps soon started to include pulley systems and huge counterweights made from earth-filled oil drums that could sweep a victim off their feet and hoist them 15 feet in the air. Not long after that, our traps included explosives. We had propane canisters triggered to explode. Modified PIR sensors, digital alarms, improvised fuses. We started to make a compound similar to amatol which we used extensively too.

It’s terrifying to think of what I used to get up to. The world was a different place then. I wouldn’t recommend it, but I think the skills I developed then, my weapons improvisation skills, my ability to navigate terrain and move and operate silently, I think would all serve me well in a Zombie Apocalypse.

I hate zombie games though.

Well, I definetley would because I live in a smaller town and have a national guard base here. If they did fail I would head into town to find weapons from dead survivors or fallen police or military. Most of the posts on here are kinda stupid like little kids saying they would survive and that they would have thousands of guns. I would keep my 357. loaded all times. I would most likely be on a rooftop by a street or shooting from some concealed position. Using bludgeon weapons or blades are your best bet, I would use an axe. I would spend a lot of time shooting with my 243. rifle if the zombies are like infected and can run. Then I would most likely head out of town with my family. Good luck to you other confident survivors.

I might surived for a while with the guns and with that I can shoot them in the head. But when Im out of bullets then I won’t will be able to surived.

yes, I definitely would ! my family just happens to be in touch with a guy form the military, and the first move would be to team up with him!! And with just a little training with my sis’ M1911 airsoft gun and some zombie figures, I’ll be a full-fledged zombie-slayer in no time.

def

its called a Zepplin

If you want the best chance to survive, buy The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, complete protection from the living dead, talks about all types of variables and how to survive in a world full of zombies

yes, I think I would survive. I would gte as many weapons as possible and team up with the people i know could protect me and I would live on a boat, since zombies can’t swim. I also would NOT not make the same mistakes the people did in the walking dead.

I would keep stealing abandoned cars, siphoning gas and keep on driving until I found a large concentration of live people. I don’t know how many states I would drive through, but I would keep on the move, stopping where I could to forge for food and water.

Wow Like I have a 10 guage, Remington 306 and other stuff. Also have a Romulan War Blade for up close. Get with my 2 borthers and 2 sons who have weapons and we could make Zombieland look like a fertilizer field.

I think it’s possible. Never give up and anything is possible.

I will and I will through sheer force of will!

Here is what you should bring, and I already have, for a zombie apocalypse.

Two shotguns. 12 or 20 ga.; it doesn’t matter, because the zombies heads are gonna be blown off either way.
Slugs for ammunition. Those things will probably make a hole the size of a tortilla.

A long, lightish weapon with something sharp or pointy on it. You don’t wanna get too close to the zombies, and you want something lethal.
I have this weed puller thing, with this big, wicked looking claw on the end. It looks pretty dang deadly to me.

A shorter, even more portable weapon, like a machete, an axe, a pickaxe, a sword…anything. It could even be a heavy blunt weapon.

And you can just go raid the stores to get food and stuff.

Oh and bring a backpack too, filled with mostly ammo.

Does anyone have any zombie repellent I can borrow?

Oh and for a vehicle, I would definitely get one of these:

http://www.eurotech-services.com/archive/pics/newdinoleftfront.jpg

Hell yea.

I’ve beaten all zombie games except COD cause it sucks. Now in a real life situation it would be different. Because if humans turn into zombies there is no contact with others. How much i like to chop heads and kill zombies, eventually i would go insane if i was the only survivor. Will i survive? Absolutely. But can i handle it? Maybe. I hope im not alone!

Oh man now this is an interesting question, and one I know I’ve asked myself haha. The first thing to think though are how the zombie characteristics are. Are the fast, slow, can they run, can they jump, can they wield weapons, or do they have any intelligence whatsoever? When these questions are answered the thinking comes into plan. I would definitely be elevated and I would stock on essentials such as weapons, food, toiletries, and a back up plan. Then I would hold my ground until help comes. If help does not come I would be forced to leave my fort to find more resources eventually. I’ve always wondered why nobody in a zombie movie stays on a boat or ship but I guess that’s just me. All in all, it’s survive, survive, survive. No matter what the cost, but also keep your human traits. No need to be complete savages.

I think I could, as I have friends who have lots and lots of guns, already have a place to hole up, I have a trailer for supplies, and I beat L4D2 (Left for Dead 2) regularly.
They’re not going to bite me!!!!

I have seen nearly every single zombie movie out there, even the bad ones. (you know the ones..by the time the zombie gets within 100 yards of you, you could of raided the whole of Asdas, called in at Tesco and had a quick pint at the pub) I would raid Asda, hold myself up at home upstairs. I would have to barricade us up there so nothing could enter. (never seen a zombie scale an outside wall…spiderzombie?)
I would also make sure non of those annoying people are with me, you know..the girl that screams at everything. The annoying bloke who shouts too much when he gets angry, the bloke who shoots everything that moves which tells all zombies “hey come eat us, Im the idiot who wants us all to die!) And I think we all need a copy of the Zombie survival guide and Simon Pegg!

I might of survived a couple of months, but death is inevitable. I would have perished cold and alone, my family infected months ago by overwhelming hordes of zombies I failed to repel.

and this would be my vehicle http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/f-22_2.jpg

I would definitively be chilling with my friend on his deck shooting zombies to pass the time xD

Go into a mountain home with people that have a whole bunch of guns and know how to shoot and shoot good. And just pray that the zombies don’t find me.

Some comments jes make me laugh, like teaming up with Chuck Norris?! But anyhow, if there was a zombie apolocalypse, iD stay inside a real and rather large wall…like the great wall of china, which i suppose is the main source of zombies being produced there. That wall should be around a wheat or any grain field to keep producing food to live on. and also around a fast flowing river to supply me with water. The only exit should be a metal one with passwords, so zombies cant hack `em,hopefully. And the next thing is watch the exit and watch for any suspicious movements. Id get extra clothes like sweaters, jackets, a sleeping bag…Id also try to get my ps3, warhawk( which hopefully ill be a general in =P), get a good wi-fi connection, and, well jest wait.
Guns arent the most important thing to me, but maybe a MG42 would be good?

i know i’ll survive though i got to by myself or with a group of fast runners cause i can’t have nothing holding me back

OK think about zombies are the living dead…. moving yet still dead all you need to do is lock yourself in a secure building with enough supplies for about 2-3 months and the zombies would just decompose and fall apart and be to fragile to chase you so no worries… Im thinking a school building or a house on a hill or just an island… its really simple actually

I would, i am currently making plans for a large fortress off 200ft wide 50ft high concrete walls reenforced with steel and concrete foundations, with ammo making machenery inside along with large amounts of propane and MRE’s if it comes to that. and for water i would have a distilling machince to take the sea water and make it pure. i would have a sniper rifle and a pistol along with a few 6 in knifes. and lots of my friends who would help. and if we somehow got overrun then there would be a nuclear bunker and a network of tunnels underground and stay there and live there until they leave. also NO zombies cant swim BUT they will just walk along the ground/bottom of sea, lake etc until they decompose, which could take awhile seeing as no animals come near zombies.

I would gather food and weapons get some friends and camp it out in a shelter with a heavy door and not alot of windows

thats cute. my imagination tells me the zombie apocalypse is actually going to be the government, sending us to concentration camps, with forced martial law. and you asked this question to laugh at all of our stupid answers because you THINK you’re the only one who knows the truth.

I think if you think you can survive and flourish in any emergency situation, like a zombie apocalypse, then you are full of yourself and will be too egotistical to actually survive. Even without realizing it your acting like a big ego. There are about 7 scientific ways doctors have discovered that a zombie disease could be real and apparent, and they are mostly like rabies. I think it is very possible. I think if I were in one I would start out pretty clueless. I work well under pressure though, I am always a cool cucumber and I have been in emergency situations before and was chill about them. I think I would gather all my first aid and weapons, melee and ranged weapons. I would call my friend Justin to meet me halfway his house to my house. We both train in combat, and can handle a weapon, and indeed work well under pressure especially with each other. So we would be a good team. We have certain places we could group up and stake out with out families and keep safe, but I will not say them, if a zombie apocalypse does happen they might be able to think, and if they can think and they remember me saying my spots, I am screwed!!!!!!!! So you can see I will plan everything ahead of time. I think I would be pretty okay for a while, but eventually we would all die or run out of food. That is why it is called an apocalypse.

Follow the rules from the movie Zombieland:

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

Zombiepocalypse; Keys to survival:

-Fortification – Finding a building that zombies cannot climb is near impossible, so you are left with one immediate option; fortification. Make sure to stock up on SIMPLE building materials; ie. boards and nails. However remember that rubber hosing and tubing has rather high tensile strength and lasts a really long time without being heavy to carry. Rather useful for those hasty tie-downs or those braided hoists. Zombies should not know how easy it is to just cut the rubber, so it is a simple advantage over a simple mind.

-Sustenance – You won’t get far without food or water. Canned goods are a must. Make sure you always have a good bearing on all the free fresh water sources in the area where you are staying. You should already have some water testing kits if you were smart and paranoid before the Zombiepocalypse.

-Weapons – Guns are great! But let’s face it… Ammo is scarce, and the number of zombies are only multiplying. You will need to figure out a way to kill those hordes of flesh eating corpses in the most efficient way possible. Bombs! Huddle your zombies together and blow them all to smithereens at once. Not the most enjoyable feeling but effective and efficient. Corridors and vocal projecting devices, make for the best means to their demise!

-Transportation – TANKS WIN! Many people think that a larger, more fortified vehicle is going to be harder to fuel or move about with. The higher the horsepower, the more “tank” you can make it. Start with a plow to push small objects and bodies aside. Then work on the frame and chassis, so that you can begin forcefully plowing through the zombies. Once that is complete you can work on barring windows and fortifying weak points in the body of the vehicle, and fixing the suspension and tires so that they won’t break down. Once you have a well completed tank you can almost have “Fortification”, “Weapons”, and “Transportation” all in one!

Traps – We all need to sleep, unfortunately… So we will need some sort of warning device that allows us to know when the horde is knocking on our door. For those whom wish to “weather the storm” this is a must for you! I recommend a long distance alarm, that you could put away from your fortified castle of doom. Line your home with traps, and link them to the alarm system. When the alarm goes off they won’t come to your doorstep upon you being alerted. Instead they will try to go out toward your alarm or just be disoriented in general. Making it easy to bomb them in a group or be prepared for the onslaught!

I hope you learned well from my advice, and take from it your own means of survival. It is not a matter of “if” but a matter of when. BE PREPARED!

Oh and one more thing, don’t get bitten… Duh!

Im certain I’d do fine. Ive got a huge amount of weaponry stored in my house from all the martial arts training Ive done in my life, and zombies are about as good at combat as untrained street yobs. All I’d need is by bo staff and a few other weapons (a chained weapon could be used for things life fishing and climbing trees to get away from the zombies) The only thing I have to worry about really is food and water. Hell, I’d go out looking for zombies to kill just to reduce numbers.

I’d have to keep track of things like clothes so I’d just wear the most durable things I have (my practically bomb proof jacket, army cargo pants, Cadets boots) and a back pack that I can store a sleeping bag in.

I would camp out in home depot and use all the supplies as weapons… Walmart is also a good idea.

The first thing I’ll do is head to Walmart, lock all the doors, and chill in there for the rest of my life. Think about it, it has everything you need, and want it’s got weapons, food, clothing, and one hell of a good hide out. But if the zombies have a sense of tracking down the living, you’re then pretty much f*cked. But hey, look at the bright side, by the time they do break into the place, you’ve had eveything you ever wanted

I would take my weapon stash. Get in my truck. Drive to walmart and take all the guns and ammo. Then work my way to a larger store such as gander moutain and take alll the guns and ammo ha. Pick up my friends and girl from safe house. Find a large van. Mount a machine gun on top and anything else awesome would go on it. Work my way to a coast. Steal a very large ship. GO to my dream island. Take the infected off the island forever and live in freedom and awesomeness for ever. Ahhh that would be the life.

I’m afraid not. It is a well known fact that Zombies love nerds.

http://www.loopsandpluto.com/product_images/z/123/zombies-love-nerds180__61679_thumb.gif

Seeing as we have 3, soon to be four M1-Garands and all the equiptment (and knowhow) we need to make our own ammo… and of course the Saga shotgun and 9 assorted Springfeild, Kahr, Walther and more pistols…

I’d say we’d be set!!

Ok if this “zombie apcoplaypse” were to happen I would be OK with stealing my neighbor’s morotbike, trikn it out with some spikes, and taking a leisurley bike through town to Wallmart with my family, who would be riding behind me in a mini van. then iwould barriccade the doors. and wait for the zombies to decay and live happily.

oh and did I mention i am a butt kickn girl who will punch anyone who talks bad about my family, so I wouldnt be afraid of killing some mindless creatures,

i think i would im pretty strong and i would take my friends and family and fight for my life!!!!!

I would I am 13 and i have an amazing skill at building and if my bb gun skills say anything then i could shoot a mouse from a mile away. I also have a blueprint I am working on for the ultimate anti-zombie gun!
Its called a lightning gun!

okay so in order for there to be lightning there needs to be at least a 300 degree temperature, + electrons, – electrons (to recieve the discharge) and something to direct it!

So the 300 degree temperatures can be achieved using electric stove parts.

The positive charge can be created using a car battery hooked up to wires that run along the inside of a funnel.

The negative charge can be created on any object with the ability to have + and – electrons in it using a strong directed magnetic force.

To direct it we can hook up the whole contraction to a drill that causes a hollow cylinder with strategicly placed magnets held on the inside that surround the funnel.

Then to direct the discharge itself you can have a magnet with a hole in the center that has a + charge on the outside and a – charge on the inside to direct the discharge through the hole in the proper direction.

This is just an idea and may not work I want to try building this but I doubt it is legal so I must wait till I get older and send the idea to a research center. =(

i wouldn’t, because i dont want to, life after an apocalypse would suck, i would find the nearest gun and blow my brains out all over the wall

I have 1 year of LA boxing experience a purple belt in all types of all types of a martial arts.Get my guns go to my friends house (his dad collects guns and has alot of them with ammo).Bord up all the windows doors hide in the basement.Millitary finds us.We go all go to canada were there are no zombies

I’ll just train myself into a very strong cleric with focusing into Turn-undead abilities(as well as the abilities to improve that abilities. eg. empower turning) and I’ll use that skill to destroy those mindless being~

I probably wouldn’t because you would eventually run out of food/ammo, and zombies dont need anything except brains. Sure, on the video games, its’s easy, but there aren’t random piles of ammo all over the place.
And you can’t heal a zombie bite.

I would totally survive this, playing Dead Rising, Dead Island and Left 4 Dead as well as watching The Walking Dead and various zombie films has taught me well, not to mention reading How to survive the Zombie apocalypse by Max Brooks (he proves it could happen, you know!) I would seek safety somewhere high up, preferably up a ladder, and well stocked with food and sharp weapons – guns will alert other zombies, and fire bombs/ pipe bombs are just impractical unless you’re looking for burn wounds.

So, who wants to team up with me when the apocalypse happens?

I would grab some food and clothes and maybe some survival stuff and my moms bow and arrows and then hide deep in the woods. there’s lots to eat if you know how to find it and it’s difficult terrain for zombies to travel in. i might make a few trips into civilization for supplies once in awhile but after some time i’m sure i could set up a self-sufficient survival base.

Take one of my parent’s cars, first, go to a gun store, steal it all and pack it into the car. Next, go to a Lowe’s or Home Depot and get a bunch of wood. Then go to the biggest grocery store in town, clear it out, then board up all doors and windows. Keep a large knife with me at all times. When food runs low or goes bad, go hunting a little bit each day, just find any edible animal. Stay on the road. Look for civilization. Give myself things to do at all times to stay sane. Trust no one, unless in a large group. If all else fail, the zombies not being able to swim theory sounds good, so I would go on a bout with my car and guns. Bring fishing gear for food. If fish supply gets low, come to shore every now and then for food and water. Wait for insanity or death to kick in.

I would so die. People who know me know I’m really dumb and I run like a dying giraffe. I would probably just run into my house and lock myself in the bathroom and cry. If you see a blonde zombie with runny mascara trying to eat your brains, that’s me!

wow guys this is so easy. go to a MALL!!! go to the 2nd floor, and make sure you have bombs or grenades. then, once you are on the 2nd floor just blow up the stairs/elevators so no zombies can get up. you can use the supplies for weapons and a mall has to have food. from the 2nd floor you can thin out their numbers from the high ground

it is also good to have a weapon like a gun,. but if you run out of ammo your screwed, so tahts only as a backup. get meelee weapons. your in a mall. imporvise. get like a stove burner hanging off a chain lololol burn that zombie @$$!!!! no really make meelee weapons as these are what is really going to get you out of trouble

also, it is always nice to have a group of pll with you so you dont go insane and kill yourself. but make sure they arent zombies first. and dont have so many pll its hard to find food to feed all of you

you could also go to an island. as said above, have you ever seen a zombie swim? its a great idea. but bring food and water with you. and ples ples ples dont do a dawn of the dead move and run out of gas in your boat

stay were you are. unless you ran out of food and have to move or you will die, dont move from your hideing spot. they will spot you and bite you.

if you are scared out of your wits and can barley move in terror, then you should really just kill yourself. shot in the head, no pain, and you dont have to deal with those crazy zombies

if your outside get the highground, have meelee and ranged weapons, and get into a building of sorts.

the only difference bettween zombies and humans is that humans need organs to support the brain, were a zombie is just a brain. as such, a zombie brain would not be as smart. it would probably be distracteded by loud noises or lights. so if you need to engage them, or make a run for it, make a loud noise or shine a light (flashlight, pen light, laserpointer in the eye) a grenade is the best for this as it will make a noise, make a light, and kill the damn thing all at the same time.

Already have, I walked through a Tea Party meeting.

I so would. i have . 45 mm guns, tnt, and m04r

My husband & I are prepared for any state of emergency. we have our grab bags ready & our guns with tons of amo. If anything happend we would make our way up north to the UP in michigan to get away from the big cities. It would be hard for us to travel with our 7 week old baby girl she would definately slow us down but I think with our shot gun & the 9mm smith & wesson. BTW The CDC has a plan of action for what to do in the event of a zombie apocolyps.. check it out!

and if you happen to run into Rambo or Chuck Norris kill a few of your friends to make room for them and take them along. although rambo sucks without his sword knife thing so make sure he has that. but chucky could take on an army and come out on top.

I’d probably speed for the ocean to escape land while my friend shoots out the car window with my pop’s old shot gun.

I would pretend to be a zombie. In the end when everyone else dies I would give up as well…

Guns are useless, as others said you are going to run out of ammo quicker than you think and most people can’t really take a decent shot under pressure. I’d settle more on things like machetes or billy clubs. A little cruder, yes, but much more intelligent- your machete doesn’t run out of shots. I’d also suggest a whetstone, after all a dull knife is useless.

The real key is to travel light and travel fast. Stay away from civilization and only carry what you absolutely need and require. Head north, and sleep in high places. It’s best to travel in a pair/threes, enough too take night watches but not enough to make too much a racket when traveling.

Avoid people at all costs and places where there are many people.

I’d also be horseback myself. Horses don’t run out of gas and can survive on grass and water if needed, not to add they can gallop at up to 40mph- which is faster than a zombie and go through forest,river, ect. Which is far more than a car. That being said if you don’t know how to ride a horse would be useless.

Anyway. Good luck with all your plans- I suspect I’d either be killed in the first wave or die near the end of starvation/sickness/cold (Which will get most the survivors.)

Easy. Go to Lowes. Infinite killing tools and gardening supplies for food and stuff to build barricades.

I would bite their heads off with my fangs. They would all be dead by the time the wave was done. I beat Plants Vs. Zombies, anyways

I would cause I have the brains from school and the zombie training from video games… if you ever played Black ops Zombies you should be prepared as well!! I hope that the zombies have a max ammo though!!

Hell yea! I live in a giant farm house that is easy to defend and barricade. We have an entire room devoted to guns, so we are good in that department. We are able to grow our own food and we have the arsenal to back us up.

I live in the country, since these always startin the city I think I would be okay. I shoot target a lot and right now have a total of 30 different firearms, 3 bows and a crossbow with spare parts and strings for the bows. Have canned of the last crop about 5 years worth of food, we have pigs, chickens and cows. We have a shelter the gramps built in the 50′s that can store a ton of stuff. Have several cabins so my friends in town could bail out and come here, plus I think our gun club could easily field a hundred dead eye marksmen and all of us have obscene supplies of guns and ammo. I think my 30k rounds would do well by itself. Zombies wouldn’t stand a chance

Yes, I would survive. Zombies don’t run or walk fast.

listen, the people in walking dead should all have a god damned katana, and samurai sword, that should be the weapon of choice. zombies would be no problem, you wouldnt have to smash their head senseless with rocks and bats. SAMURAI CHOP
HIYA
KEEEOOOOOOOO

also id develop a cologne that makes zombies think i am one of them

As a side note, surviving the zombie holocaust as it were, is really being prepared for any natural or most unnatural disasters.

Remember folks, when the dead walk, 911 is a wasted call.

Yes sure I would!
I would dress my self in armor like the old knights
then there is no chance for the zombies,
I would hack them up in little pieces
with my Templar sword,
they are totally without hope.
no matter how many they are,
for food I could allways go fishing
I would never run out of food,
the ocian is so big.

Hasn’t anyone even thought about what the government would do? They’d send out forces to kill the zombies and probably select specific people to take with them and put them in an underground bunker with an enormous amount of supplies. Although they’d have to do tests on everyone in case they got bitten, but that’s besides the point. The government won’t automatically go to the dumps, yet everyone is acting like the “world” got blasted with a nuclear bomb.

Anyway, a zombie apocalypse probably wouldn’t last longer than two to three years at most. If the epidemic is spreading at a fast rate, then it’s also going to end fairly quickly. Also, taking into account that there’s about 6.7 billion people in the world, and the fact that it may take a two weeks or so for a zombie to die, I don’t think there’s a reason to worry that much. I mean, even if you don’t have experience, you would just need to last on non-perishable food for a bit, and move around a bit.

On that note, I have experience shooting an old fashioned bow and arrow, so I would probably last a bit. And the fact that I love ramen. And live in remote suburb.

I have been arming and equipping for the Zombie Apocalypse for almost fifty years. Unlike the characters in this zombie show [that stand atop an RV and scan the road with binoculars, and yet do not see a herd of approaching walkers shuffling toward them just minutes away, or that own a pistol but have no idea how to disassemble and reassemble it, or who can't jump two dim-witted walkers and mus t "lead them away" abandoning a 12 year old, only to kill the zombies with a rock the same way he could have ten minutes before], I am smarter than cat litter.

I would, Because a zombie apocalypse will NEVER happen!!!!!

I would definitely survive…maybe.

A lot of it depends on the type of zombie. How smart they are, aggressiveness, what senses they have, etc.

Ultimately though I think one of the keys to surviving would be to stick to unpopulated areas and have access to guns…but only use them when really needed. In most scenarios they would attract too much attention and would probably get you killed.

Baseball bat+Sword/Machete would be your friend I think.

To be honest, I don’t know if I’d survive a zombie apocalypse, unless I lived near a military base and/or had access to weapons, such as a machete, to bash zombies’ heads in.

i probably wouldnt be able to survive because even though zombies dont exist, i am absolutely TERRIFIED of them. i would maybe have a remote chance if a had a machine gun and unlimited supply of bullets and food.

I’d just use my baseball bat and smash their brains to mush)))

I’ve been ready… i have a baseball bat, and a kitana sword ready to kick some Zombei Tucus. And yes im a nerd, DEAL WITH IT!!!!

A lot of the things here are fantasies of what they think of what would happen. Most probably wouldn’t survive. There is no such thing as a ‘Unlimited’ supply of ammunition. And a video game would probably be nothing like a real zombie apocalypse. I would team up with some people whom had guns, take several weapons (Blunt and Knives) that aren’t very heavy, and hope to live. I would try to bring as much food as possible and camp on a boat that doesn’t and hasn’t had people on it. Because as everyone knows, zombies cannot swim. I would shoot anyone who’s been bitten (including myself) and when we start running low on ammunition because zombies somehow got on or something or we were running out of food, I would lead us to somewhere that isn’t very populated during daylight and get food. If I couldn’t get my hands on a boat, I would take my team to a food warehouse. Because of the boxes and such, you can block off entrances. And kill any zombies who manage to get through. We would take shifts guarding each-other, and hope we could survive.

And if there ever was a zombie zombie apocalypse, NEVER, EVER go to the mall or ‘Wal-mart’. Or any highly-populated area for that matter. NEVER. That’s where zombies would go first because so many dumb people would try to hide out there. If you can’t find a warehouse or boat, go to a rural area. That’s where less zombies would be because less people live in rural areas.

Plus, i’ll Board up all the windows, & doors. Then, i’ll hide in the basement.Once the Military finds us We’ll all go to canada were there are no zombies….hopefully *GULP*

I would for one reason only. everyone is saying how theyre gonna get guns and bullets. But where r they gonna get them? I live on a Air force base, we got all the guns and bullets we need right here and we got food packs that the soldiers in afghan use so id be cool

I’d probably the one running away from all of them and screaming… And then I’d eventually get turned into a zombie D: But then I wouldn’t have to worry about the zombies anymore since I AM one! D

I think i would….aslong as you know the 32 rules from the movie Zombie land you should be able to survive!

I’m asian, and surviving is what they do best. Just dig a pit with survivors around a circle and barrcade it with tree logs, barrels, razor wire, robots, lasers, land mines, anything you can find. Carry a really thick and heavy bat or a sword, a bullet will just lodge itself in the zombie’s body, the zombie will probably won’t feel anything. If you knock the head of its body it’ll probalbly stop. Make a system of stairs and ramps and lubricate the ramps so the zombies will slip.

Stock up on food, a good idea is to camp in a farmland, that way, you could at least survive for at least a month. And to all the people you said they would survive on water, wasn’t there a game or something that had water zombies in it?Anyways, they could swin and all.

GO. TO. BEST BUY. they have everything you will ever need there. including a special room that is unopenable from the outside or something, but just trust me. for those of us who want to survive, GO THERE!!!

i think i could survive first i would go to hospital (cuz if everyone dead already bring friend then slay them all… but mainly they have medicine and a back up generator that can last up to 2 years electricity )
next i would fence the area so no stupid zombies just cruise in and eat us then we would use motor-bikes to escape in and out of hospital (for food in-case we where to run out but preferably just get the caned food just to be on the safe side) when the power runs out we would have to goto another town but no worries about gas just sifting it should get you enough i forgot to tell you most IMPORTANT need for hospital its because of the cameras lol im a expert with any me-lee i praticed for years … im 14

The fat’s are the first to go.

A reliable source of food and water would be of the utmost importance. However it is also important to avoid where people would likely congregate in the beginning stages of the apocalypse. Hospitals, supermarkets, roads, and anywhere with a known government presence would be the last place I go. My home is in a safe and easily defended and unpopulated area, I would wait there for as long as I can hold out living off the pantry (probably 3-4 weeks worth of food/water). During this time I would fortify my house as best as I can and have all my guns armed and near me at all times. It is also during this time I prepare to go out to resupply and survey the scenario. Taking every precaution necessary for a safe journey and return (would be night time). Depending on the outlook of my town I can gauge my next move. If it seems to be passing, I would as quietly as I can just get a weeks worth of food and water and return (repeat that for as long as I need to). If it seems to be getting worse and the safety of my residence is in jeopardy then I must move to a more secluded/easily defended area, fortify it quickly and repeat either cycle until it is over. Zombies still abide by the same laws of physics as we do, meaning they still use energy when they move. If they don’t eat for a while, then eventually they have to die. The goal of this apocalypse is to survive and out maneuver the zombies. The last thing you want is to be by a large group of people who will go into herd mentality if zombies show up (they will too with a large group acting like idiots). Just need to be quiet, lay low, and do your best to secure your family and surroundings. I would eventually go on to find new ways of getting food and water though if this pans out for more than 5-6 months but under that it may not be necessary.

Maybe. If they are slow zombies and I follow the 30 something rules from the movie zombieland.

Depends on the zombie. If it was the classic slow moving dumb zombie, then I believe I can survive that for a while until my food supply dies down. All I need to do is to avoid the cities where there is a high concentration of them and find a large truck to mow them down. I would also join some survivors to increase my odds. However if it is the running or smart kind, then no. I will have an advantage as a thinking being with the stupid ones. The smart ones just a matter of time. Also if it is the ones that turn you into one with one bite, I would blow my brains out if I got bit. Or get a bunch of explosives, find a pack of them and take them with me.

Of course I am ready for zombies – I am ready for anything. The CDC has been giving advice for Zombie Apocalypse for a few months now.

I feel so much safer already.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

HOLD ON! There will be no zombies in Canada? FUCK YEAH. Nevermind on getting high; I’ll just live it freestyle

Well, it’s in the bible that zombies will live during the end times. He will rise up the dead. The whole of Mathew 24, Luke 21:5-38, Mark 9:42-50, Acts 2:17-21, 1Corinthians 15:50-58

probably. depends. because i have read up on this stuff. the safest thing to do is either go on your roof, or if you have a two story house, destroy the starcase and just chill upstairs with the zombies downstairs. from there, you can easily kill them. and yes i do keep a food supply upstairs. and we all know that zombies can only die from a headshot, because thats where the infection (solarium, i believe) is located.

i would, i will plant many sunflowers that produces sun and use it to create my “army of peashooters” and save some for the “cherry bomb” for emergency use.. )

“My muscles are big” tools will all get eaten first cause they will try to punch a feral saliva infected walking corpse in the face… LOLOLOL. I’ll survive with know how and a bit of prowess. MacGuyver style!!! Richard Dean Anderson Zombie is gonna be the boss zombie. He will have used body parts to construct an Einstein-Rosen bridge to teleport behind my defenses. DAMN YOU RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON ZOMBIE! DAMN YOOOOOOU!

Just you wait… I am in training!~ **Gets back to playing Dead Island**

yes I could . in real life if a virus took over the brain functions, muscles and bones still have to have the physical mechanism. so you could easily fight them. they shouldn’t be super. baseball bat should be enough. they don’t seem smart anyway.

i would hide in costco they hav shelter, food ,beeds ,guns ,teddy bears and bean bags (: …..<3

haha is that a challenge more like a walk in the park… if someone needs help give me a call

no way!! id be one of the first and will be making new zombies in the first hour of the apocalypse haha… though il hope to be a surviver going Alice on all your zombie asses (resident evil)

Forget the tree houses in forests, everyone pile into Wal-Mart and fix us up some bayonets. We can use a few convenient tools from the car repair and cooking sections to modify weapons to maximum zombie-slaughtering efficiency. We’ll even watch all the old MacGyver tapes for hints on how to explode stuff.

All the children will be tied to balloons, given packets of hot dogs, and sent to the ceiling to watch. The ceiling itself will need to be reinforced so that the zombies cannot attack from above, and we will reposition all the shelves so that we have a sturdy keep for all the old people who can’t be tied to balloons.

We’ll use cereal boxes tied with string for armor–thick enough when positioned correctly to stop your average zombie from biting effectively before your buddies shoot him, as he has to find out how to bite smooth cardboard and work his way through a cholesterol-reducing breakfast first. Everyone can grab a folding chair or lawn chair and form a phalanx at all the entrances, each person with a knife and gunmen at their back, with bowmen behind them. Anyone who doesn’t know how to use any of these will be armed with a frying pan, which most people can figure out if they hold it long enough.

Oh, and anyone suggesting that they should be “leader” will be shot before the arguments break out.

Although… considering that most people don’t have my credentials (karate training and knowledge of how to accurately shoot both a bow and a gun, and how to look menacing with your average knife, frying pan or rolling pin) some OTHER people might die while trying to hold up the fort.

In response to the one guy who suggested that the streets would be swarming by the time I got out of the house… who says I would have waited that long?! When people are having their brains eaten, they generally scream, and zombies don’t ALWAYS rush their food. After two screams, I would be out of the house. Maybe even in cereal armor.

I will plant.

I’m pretty sure I could survive, I have a decent amount of survival training as well as extensive training in firearms and weaponry. It would literally come down to an issue of supplies in the area. If they’re there, I will most likely find them, but even survival training only goes so far.

if the animals become zombies we are doom
for example birds or dogs, they will be hard to kill only in RE are easy
the ammo is difficult
you need Bombs

I think I can as long as I can have a few people to keep me company and watch my back. I would rather be locked in a gas station becuase I would have food and fuel so I can move when I’m ready. Weapons of choice? Two Glock 40′s, A AK-47 and a Long Range Rifle with enough Ammo to last a lifetime. Emotional ties will come into play tho.

me and my friends actually talk about this kind of stuff every time we drink, i guess we’ll survive a zombie apocalypse by first finding the, as much as possible, the best plan for everything and be quick, mistake is not an option and time is essential, second is be in a group and work as a group, there would be a higher chance for everyone if they stay as a pack and don’t leave any survivors, third keep as calm as possible and find anything useful for future use especially firearms, food, and shelter and lastly don’t try to ATTRACT attention, specially brainless zombies who like brain so much..

I’d say 92% chance of death for me, I’d probably be infected right from the start. If I can survive that, then I could be screwed by either of the following: Disease, starvation, insanity, etc. But If I can join a group, I could barely survive.

I would take a cruse there is enough food on the ship to last a long time if its controlled properly.

Eventually the zombies would rot, freeze or be eaten and by then I might actually be sick of fishing swimming, snorkeling and … naaa I could just live on the ship forever and replenish food as necessary.

The films have been ok, good & great – the series has pulled on the best of them to deliver consistentnly with more frequency – could it end the genre for the movie?
Mainly though, my thoughts are that there’s little in the way of voodoo and the like, detailing the actual resurrection of the dead, and so a possible ‘reverse-engineered’ means of putting paid to them as they surge uncontrolled – not some drug-induced shimmy round a camp fire though, but a real ResEv type ‘green herb, red herb’ mission, something elemental – imbuing the feeling of death & decay, cold and otherworldly, then with this burst of ritually administered substance pervading and cancelling the signal to animate corpse flesh. Like it requires the projection of voice, for the senses employed by a zombie to be offered the suppleness of a healthy life undergone such a sacrament…, to see or hear it and repair or relinquish that life….

I’d lock myself in a Costco.

I think i would. I’d stay in the closest shopping centre in a shop with alot of security (grates, no windows, e.t.c) and use weapons such as chainsaws, shovels, and baseball bats. Guns are just too loud.

One thing is that I wouldnt survive i am scared to death about zombies, plus if they are zombies and they come crawling out of graves already decomposed then they walking around isnt gonna kill them and cold temp wont either because if there can actually be zombies then nothing is gonna help probably not even a shot to the head cause they was already dead why would u have to kill them again, talking about going to walmarts they can break the glass doors and if the dead can walk then they can talk too so we are screwed, i believe if it happened would be like return of the living dead they cut the body up and everything still moved. I just hope i am dead and gone before anything like this happens, this scares me to death.

I would suicide-bomb the zombies to save my friends. If I’m going to die, I’ll bloody well take the enemy with me!

Yes i would. I think i will hide in one safe place till the end or leave the contry hahaha

I’d get a boat and live the rest of my life off fish. maybe go to hawaii…

all though it would be hard, the best way is to get a community together and make base in an army industrial site, they have the weapons, vehicles and a barrier., and but if not you’ll need high ground with a good look out and someone with a good shot.It will be a challenge, and nearly impossible to survive but it will be probable.

people say it’ll be fun, exciting but i know it wont, what if you partner, best friend or pet get infected?, could you kill them? could you end their life? i know i wouldnt be able too.

it will be a mental attack, a physical attack, and if there’s no one to help you? what if your on your own? there’s only two ways out of this hell, become a zombie, or kill yourself? what would your rather?? its tricky.

the human race, like always, will under estimate the zombie threat, we are no longer what we are designed for, we no longer have the instinct to survive, we no longer have the ability to challenge ourselves..we are a weak species and only the few will survive, the few who are trained, the few who are one’s with nature! but thats just a few. We will not survive.

I have no access to guns. I would die in the first wave and I know it.

no

YES, I TRULY BELIEVE I WOULD. I already stocked up unless it those happen

Accept my inevitable death. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA…. no.

Here’s what I would do.
Sell all my possessions beforehand and use that money to buy a whole bunch of bullets and powerful guns and buy more of them and give them to friends. I would hide behind my house and shoot the zombies in their rotting private parts and shoot their deteriorating corpse bodies full of lead. If a zombie came too close, I would stuff a friend in it’s mouth and run away.

Eventually, yeah, I would die but all’s well that ends well and all that.

No. I think it is easier just to be dead. Then you are relieved.

No i wouldnt be able to handle the pressure. Id kill myself before they could or find a secret corner and hide in it…till i ran out of food. I might keep a gun with me in that corner too..

i would totally due to my extensive military training and wilderness survival skills. oh and my tactical shotgun that i sleep with.

Of course I would! I’d be apart of the zombies! (Which would be soooo much fun!)

I think so, I am decent in my aiming ability and I have a brain that functions above that of a zombie, so unless I freak out and panic, I should be well off. As should anybody.

Yes, I know I’d survive a zombie apocalypse. Not by the normal means, though. My secret weapon would be pretending to be a zombie.

I mean, it seems obvious to me: you see zombies shambling after screaming people who don’t want their brains eaten. But you never see zombies trying to eat each other. How do zombies know who’s a zombie and who’s not? They’re not exactly Nobel Laureates, y’know? As near as I can tell, they go after the ones who are running away from them, screaming hysterically.

With that in mind, it makes sense that the best way to survive would be to start walking around like a zombie, whenever you’re around zombies, and go around moaning “brainnnsss…” Or whatever it is the zombies are doing. It’s kind of along the lines of “when in Rome, do as the Romans do,” only altered to, “when threatened by zombies, do as the zombies do.”

i would get a bus, reinforce it with steel and just go to a gas station with a diesel pump and fill half the bus with filled gas cans. then i would go to a munitions store and gather ammo and weapons from it. and finally pillage a hanafords, aldi’s, and other food stores and fill a second bus with that along with my loved ones.

I wouldn’t survive. Realistically, I think I would die within the first few months.

The moment word is out of the outbreak, i will find away to get an armored van, drive it into a gun shop. get out of the car. tell the gunshop owner, to come with me if he wants to live. then i load all of his guns and amunition back into the van. I will then drive to walmart, get out with a shotgun, wipe out every zombie in the store. then i will get back into the van, and drive it into the store. from then on i will sleep in the armored van, and go out during the day to get food.

Okay, I’ve watched a lot of movies so I already have my game-plan:

First signs of the outbreak: stock up on weapons, camping gear, and non-perishable food items. Start barricading the house, watching the news, and gaining information on the enemy. How do you kill them? What’s the disease like? How do they track people?

Next, I’d wait. If the situation got worse, I’d take a band of survivors and leave immediately. The roads could either be packed with traffic or pile-ups – if so, we might have to find an off-road vehicle or go on foot. If there were any strongholds, survivor camps, or military bases, we would head for those first.

If something happened to one of those, we’d go up north – depending on how zombies dealt with the cold. Where I vacation in Maine, there are tons of little islands on the lake and around the ocean. I would swipe a schooner and sail to one of those. They are uninhabited and should be clear of zombies. I doubt zombies can swim very well. I would set up barricades around the outside of the island, with traps, a mote, fire, watch towers, whatever. I would try to build tents or little cabins for survivors. I’d like to have my dogs to help keep watch, and farm animals if I could get to them before they were eaten. We could plant gardens and use the animals to try to be self-sufficient. The island, however, would have to be pretty close to the main-land so we could go and steal supplies.

We could also try to live on a large boat, if we could get a hold of one and the supplies to run it for a while. If zombies can’t climb, a place up high with removable ladders *might* also work

I’m a superhero…so yeah.

Really people. Guns, guns, guns. All you think you need is guns. I know I would survive because I have a SWORD. I know kendo (Japanese swordsmanship) and I can slice up as many zombies as you send my way. And swords don’t need to be reloaded.

first thing would be get weapons ammo and food, then goto secluded area and wait till all those zombies turn ino nothing because eventually the zombies would rot to the point where they have no muscle or flesh.

No one said they couldn’t reproduce even though they would exhaust all their muscle strength using 100% so they would hunt down all of us (were limited to only three percent) and then after three days they would have destroyed al their muscles if you survived and wasn’t killed by off spring or bitten you would survive but eventually they could become immortal humans su just carry a sword and

I probably wouldn’t because I would probably drown my self in a lake.

Actually, I think I would. This has become something of a running joke between me and my friends for years now, every since we passed around the book ‘The Zombie Survival Guide’. It also helps that my live-in boyfriend is a weapons collector. In my house there are swords, bows, axes, a cross bow and when he decided he wanted to add guns to the collection we both got our gun liscenses for non-restricted fire arms (rifles), he’s purchased a rifle, and we’re going back in the new year to get our restricted lisence (small arms). Then, in order to buy those guns we have to join a gun club (in Canada, if you’re not a law enforcement officer you can’t buy one unless you’re in a gun club). It also helps that I’m a really good shot.
My friends and I get really into this sort of thing. We even have a plan. If all hell breaks loose my house is the redezvous point and we go from there.
I love this stuff, I doubt it will ever happen, but if there ever is a disaster of any sort I think we can make use of this plan.

I would splooge in a zombies face and make it eat my dick, then i would hunt some horses down and fuck them too. I would have sex with a zombie and make human/zombie offspring and then i would repopulate the world with my human/zombie babies.

i know what to do cuz of black ops zombies lol (lvl 45 solo!)

I would live by stocking up on food, lots of water, a water purifier(so i can use ocean water) and fishing stuff then live on a boat until all the zombies bodes completely rot then I’d wait longer just to be sure then I would go home.

you don’t really need that much ammo to stay alive on a zombie Apocalypse, medieval weaponry can be pretty handy on this case. if the zombie can’t think and make a good plan I’ll just need 10 person on a team, a good and well planned base is pretty basic for me (since I been keeping trespasser on our self built court) a whole day of building defense is pretty easy. I won’t go into any mall for a whole week of infestation I mean come on most of the pips will gather there and a rotten tomatoes always F*** the other good ones. don’t you think that we got everything we need inside our house? (for a whole week I mean).

To be totally honest I’d probably get killed pretty quick. Doesn’t mean I won’t put up a fight… I’m thinking Edward Scissorhands style hand weapons, with a couple of my kitchen knives, all the hairspray, deodorant and alcohol I can find in my house, some matches. Set fire to everything and run. Find something high, and wait. Get drunk, more waiting. If I get hungry… flame-grilled zombie corpses all around.

I dont think i could but i would so sure try maybe. I do not know if i would want to live in a zombie filled world. I would not out myself. I would try to survive i just do not know if i could.

I would pull a “30 days of night” stunt and become a double agent/ zombie. Just as long as Emile DuFraisne`s zombie self didn`t discover that I work for Third Echelon. I`m pretty stealthy, even for someone who isn`t a Black Operations Field Agent. I`d an awesome tool disposable to the CIA or the NSA.

Hunter, a “positive electron” is called a Positron. I know u`r 13, still, look stuff up before you make it known you don`t know.
Negative electron – just called, Eletron

Don`t go crazy with your ammo, people. Sam Fisher has made it clear that “people believe in combat, distance and lots of ammo will surely keep you alive,” which what everyone needs to do is “be as close as possible without them knowing and use short, controlled bursts.” That increases accuracy (and the likely hood of a zombie dying quickly) AND conserves ammo.

As long as there isn’t any hunters, jockeys or chargers I think I’ll be okay with just waves of zombies and my nine iron.

To be honest, I didn’t survive the last two zombie apocalypses and just barely survived the two before that. Now however, I feel confident that I could survive the next one provided it doesn’t fall on Christmas Eve. (It’s the only night of the year I get drunk).I have found that if you speak nicely to them and don’t make any sudden moves, you will be reasonably ok. They are like Millwall supporters in that respect. Obviously, some of them will just ignore anything you say to them and murder the living f##k out of you… but thats to be expected. Now, back to the zombies. I try as much as I can to avoid the less well dressed among them. After all,surely a sense of decorum isn’t to much to ask for in a situation of impending apocalypse. It is after all, what seperates us from savages. Anyhoo….I’m off to have a dressed Pimms at the polo club. Toodley Pip.

I WOULD GET LOADS OF BUTCHERS KNIFES AND CALL ALL MY FRIENDS TO MY HOUSE AND FEND OF THE HAUDLESS WAVES OF ZOmBieS AND CHOPP OFF THERE BLOOD THIRSTY HEADS WITHA PICKAXE BRAP BRAP

Yes. Zombies are symbols, as everyone knows, for the living death that modern advertisers and messiahs tempt us with all the time. I have survived the onslaught so far, but of course the battle is never ending and one never knows what the future will bring.

Of course I would survive. If I became a zombering zombie, wtf?, I would BE A ZOMBIE. The living dead. Implying EVERYONE would survive.

By the way…..Zombie Apocalypse…..good name for a cocktail, dontcha think? Maybe it already exists. Sheltered upbringing and all that, donchaknow. Ahaw Ahaw haw haw

id get in a safe house and set thousands of traps on the way in so i could never be found and id have a heli pad on a tower at the top

i don’t believe in them. i come from the days of the body-snatchers. i would not be there. i think there has to be water around, and i won’t be there. they are a no-no. and as they are zombies, they won’t hear what i have to say anyway. i have never seen a zombie movie on purpose. i really hate them. in the 60′s and 70′s, i watched old horror movies from the 40′s. that was bad enough.

Zombie games aren`t the best “training”. If a video game would be a good source of training, it would be a strategic military game, Tom Clancy`s would be best (Ghost Recon, or Splinter Cell). REAL training in weopnry and HTH combat would be best. Krav Maga and a little extra grappling training should suffice. Good luck to all you kids who think video games are accurate enough to save your “life”. I takeb haqnd to hand combat seriously, even if it`s as absurd as fighting zombies.

I would survive Im only a teenager but since I was three ive been trained in the arts of war my weaponary special is melee and im a good sniper

i have a large lighthouse–fully heavy larged bricked built w/metal all around the bottom half—-at lest 10 years of water put away—over 5 yrs of MRI’s —guns and tons of amo –bows and arrows–and axes–machete’s—and machine guns and about 500 boxes of canned meats–fruits–soups–drinks—dried foods—and heavy ????? amo. once we are all locked -in—the door=====heavy steel turned lock wheel –like in the submarines–seal water and air -tight—-lookout tower on top and in high upper middle==windows w/steel shutter closings —zombie proof—100 %–we are near water and fresh and can collect rain water with barrels hung all around the middle upper to collect—for washing body and clothes—–and pairs of ”’night goggles”—6 boats tied to shore –JUST IN CASE——and 2 big fishing vessels all steel enclosed zombie proof//////we can spot any of the zombies coming and shoot very well—-have a huge hole along the side of a ravine near the lighthouse throw all dead bodies and burn when safe…..have generators –short-wave–tv—movie and computers….phones and can hold up to 299 people from all around and under ground……right now we have 60 people living here and its O…K…underground have large storage of wood and plenty of trees around us……cannot see any wildlife?????just a few birds flying by…..always have a least 5 people w/binoculars and night visions goggles on the lookout at ALL TIMES…..OUR WASTE GOES DOWN A LONG METAL TUBING [[ WASHED DOWN BY RAINWATER STORAGE BARREL]]. for health reasons we a very well organized—goes into swampy section and washes out at high tide……for now it must do…..oh ye we all have plenty of toilet and kleenex and valuable paper towels and plates and cuttlery……well have to go now—ITS MY TURN AT WATCH>?????stay safe. and GOD BLESS. by the bye our sleeping quarters are safely tucked right under the huge light house–walls are 5 feet thick w/ cement…. and air flows well all from the top we have plenty…no zombie can get a any of us ..we are so thankful.

I don’t understand why they are driving around that piece of crap Winnie? Why don’t they go over to John Bleakley motor homes and get one of those Blue Birds or Prevost and ride in style.

I think i would be able to survive, i can fight, get shelter and find food. I think the way i would be most likely to die is starvation.

I could, at least for awhile. I have hunted for years and can carve bows and arrows and arrow heads from rocks (an old trade I learned years ago) So I would almost always have food. I live under Mt. Mitchell where there’s not that many people. It’s in the middle of nowhere and plenty of fresh spring water to boot. Also another important thing, I have loads of guns and ammo. Get at me zombies.

Funny how everyone’s like “i’d get an assault rifle and camp out”. really? do you even know where to find an assault rifle if it all goes to hell? I’ve already got a plan in place with my fiancée. We both have 9mm handguns and our own packs with medical kits and survival items including canned heat, matches, and mess kits. We’ve agreed that there is no hysterics involved and we’ve committed that if one of us should get bitten or turn, we’d kill the other.

Yeah I will survive! Been working on this plan for 7 years:

1) Steal a big SUV
2) Get a couple of supplies, with loads of caffein and other stuff to keep me up
3) Steal a boat
4) Go to RedNeck land
5) Steal ammo ’till it fills the biggest SUV I can find
6) Go on a rampage on zombies (in a way that they come slowly) kill hundreds to clear out small towns and steal supplies untill a trailer is full of canned / non-perishable food
7) Steal a map of the world
Go back to the boat and go to a VERY TINY abandoned island with gardening material, ammo, food, stuff to farm land and loads of coca-cola, preferably near Cuba or some sort of big island, but far so zombies won’t get to me.
9) Live there. Send radio and internet broadcasts if possible, go to the island when I feel like killing some zombies / get some more food / drink / medecine.
10) Never stop killing zombies as long as I breathe. Make excursions to beaches to kill some, preferably from a boat with an accurate weapon. Set up traps. Start killing everything so one day I’ll be able to go back.

11) (optional) Wait for the zombies to rot to the point THEIR NECKS FALL OUT THAT WOULD BE LESS THAN A YEAR HOLLYWOOD!

Would I survive a zombie apocalypse…. hm.. I prolly would with the crippled zombies

Sources: I LOVE zombies. and penguins. zombie penguin…

Yes, Swiss Army Knife, trusty glock, ammo, one way trip to alaska, and a fur coat, fishing rod, and a shovel, all I need

Who cares about boarding yourself up in Cosco, pff. I would simply hop on a cruise ship. If I were to choose, i’d go on something mid-size, going on a big ship like Oasis Of The Seas is ridiculous, because if the ship does get infected (lets say before you boarded a zombie managed to get on) you’d take forever to find that zombie. Preferably, I’d go with a Seabourn Cruise ship, they’re luxurious, small to medium size, and they have a wide array of things to do on them. Or maybe P&O… whatever, i’ve got it planned out now

of course, just need ammo

Heck yeah!!! First I’ll make a bunch of pasta because even though zombies want brains everybody loves pasta so really can’t go wrong. I’ll then use giant knitting needles to sew it into a gigantic ball, kinda like those balls of yarn cats like to play with. Hanging from a gigantic crane over the hospital where they do brain surgery (might as well do it where they already are since they walk so and I don’t have the time to wait on them forever). I’ll wait for everyone to be there, and then using a mind control remote which I’ll steal from the government (dead from the zombies) I’ll command them all to buy lottery tickets for me (might as well get something out of it). They’ll pay up and by then the mind control thing will have worn off and probably out of battery so I’ll drop my pasta ball over them, run them over, and then force them into a gigantic cage and blast them off into space using environment friendly technology; not a fan of global warming. They can go bug someone else and I will eat all the good pasta on the inside of the ball that didn’t touch zombies or dirt or anything like that. If I missed a zombie then a gun that shoots poptarts should do it.

Hmm, interesting question. After surviving my first initial panic attack, I’d grab my guns, enough bullets, but not too many to weigh me down. Hiking backpack with survival gear, food, water, etc. Some knives, because you eventually run out of bullets. Then I’d gather a bunch of survivors, because there’s strength in numbers. We’d find some zombie-free area, or someplace they can’t survive and then build our community while (most of) the rest of the world is eaten alive by zombies, and WE WILL BECOME THE WORLD’S NEW SUPERPOWER! BWAHAHAHAHA! And when we develop a zombie repellent/killer, we will rule the world.

probably accidentally. I am always doing the right thing without knowing it. The first wave atleast. Then right as i realize whats going on and start to get prepared, id get attacked and have no chance..

i know i could i got the stuff that you need to survive

I would stock up and stay put until the panic was over with, wait to find which areas are most heavily populated by the zombies, avoid such areas, and build a sustainable structure high up on a large stable tree. i would remove all lower branches of that and surrounding trees, then keep a rope ladder on it, which i would pull up when i was home. i would also keep a zip line handy in case i need to leave FAST. stock up there, and keep a generator running for the radio when i could. living the dream.

The key to surviving the Apocalypse, is A) Do you want to?
B) How much notice do you have?
Rule 1 = Cardio Cardio Cardio…..
You would have to get hold of a stock pile of food, and a way to move it. A Semi full of food will last you a while if you take a lot of can goods. Dry good will last a month or two before they go bad. Full tank of gas and 40,000 of Goods… Goods includes, food, water… LOTS of water, Camping gear… LOTS AND LOTS of camping gear. Weapons… more weapons, night vision scopes, and more. On a full tank of gas, the average semi can go about 1,000 miles before it will run out of fuel. The only way to get everything you need is to have plenty of time to get through it all. If you have a couple of days to get all of this stuff together you might survive. My best guess is with the camping gear you will be able to fish and hunt fresh food and survive winter. Having a couple of people with you will help also. Get some sort of Solar Power setup to keep something like a laptop charged… (I have close to 150 audio books hearing a voice will keep you from loosing your sanity) Use the laptop to put things on and off an Ipod.. keep the IPOD charged with the laptop or solar kit (I’ve seen this.. it takes a LONG time but it works)

Get as many books as you can… if you can charge a book reader the use E-books… as many books as it will hold.

Cities are nice but they also are death… Get away from them. So you’d have to take the truck somewhere. Fill its tanks when you can.. again 1,000 miles is the average max when heavily loaded. Another good plus of the Semi.. is won’t be damaged much if you have to charge through a crowd of zombies. I figure if you can get somewhere the zombies can’t get too for a couple of months.. most of them will not survive cause they will have nothing left to feed on as well…. I like the idea of a boat.. get one of the REALLY big yachts… But you have to have several people to help work it. Move a couple miles off shore and relax for a while… move up and down the coast line…. see if you can find someone who can tap into the satellites and keep you from running into bad storms. You need a good doctor. Survival gear includes as much medical supplies as possible… Soap, shampoo, etc is nice to have.. but unscented would probably be best. Those bigger yachts could probably have 40 people on them comfortably, but for how long. And then you have to worry about fuel for it.

Chain mail maybe… cause they can’t bite through it… how does the zombie virus spread?? If it is air born you are hose anyway.. if they must bite.. then armor.

well personally i would hide in my attic then build my courage try kick ass get killed and FAIL.

Our only problem for a ”zombie apocalypse” would be the rotting stench of the decomposed bodies. Zombies won’t last more than one-two weeks: the sun will burn their skin, their limbs-with no muscle-will fall off, their organs will give out, ect.. A zombie apocalypse could happen, from what I learned in Science. Rats get a certain flea, it gives it that mind control stage, gets ate by the cat on purpose (mind control), cat ingests the disease, bites the human, disease controls the human. That’s a possible way. Never go underground-that’s just plain stupid. Always go upground: one, zombies can’t do anything that involves more than running/walking/grabbing. They have no muscle mass to do these things. If you can survive more than one-two months, zombies won’t reproduce because everyone is being smart and hiding in upleveled locations. Humans are not wasting their ammo like Zombieland retards, people can go probably some days without eating, water is your main priotority. That doesn’t mean don’t eat for a month; I would eat once every two days. It would mean in a week, I would’ve ate only 4 times a week, not three meals, just one little small item. I would get a melee-like weapon: a sword, knife, anything. I’d aim for the head, and melee weapons are great for hordes, the swords are at least. Grenades, rocket launchers, anything explosive to destroy large, large hordes. Even though I don’t think zombies will last more than one-two weeks, that’s what I would do.

i would definitly live because zombies eat brains so i would say that if it ever happened and i knew i would take my friends and when the zombies came for our brains i would use mi magical unicorn powers to duplicate then i would surround mi friends and when the zombies came they would say brains see me and then turn around in search for brains cause i don’t have any then i would make a million duplicates of myself and the duplicates would walk around and freak out the zombies with how stupid they are until the zombies commited suicide or just died from mi awesome rainbow unicorn ninja powers

who says i’m not already a zombie

if zombies atack science i am not only a zombie but also a vampire i wwould suck the blood of mi friends and turn them into vampires hahaha then i would just sit aroud and teach everyne i care about how to be as stupid as me that way when the zombies tried to eat their brains there would be none also i would dye their hair blonde if not already cause as a natural blonde everyone knows that blondes are as stupid as pencils which is alot to say cause i love pencils and i would take mi science teacher which i dont like at the moment cause im sposed 2 be doin his hw rite now and feed him 2 the zombies hahah

Join the chosen onessss (Rebuild 2 reference)

But yea. I know I would survive. with my natural leadership. my food management and my skill with both hand to hand and melee (aswell as guns) I would do just fine. I have actually fully planned out what I would in in a zombie apocalypse.

The only issue I can foresee that would change this is if the water supply can carry the contamination or the air.

Hell yea I would totally survive! It’s the only invasion I’m ready for. I have my safety place, a list of weapons and location where to get them, the top 5 ppl I would want/need in my group, and highlighted paragraphs in the book “Zombie survival giude”. I’m awaiting the invasion!!

did i mention i am also a witch who will send the zombies to planet evilfallen-unicorn-ninja-vampire-wich zombie-warewolf-gost-suffedanimal-dora-mylittlepony-barbie-frankenstien-pickle(they are cucumber soaked in evil)-wonderpet-cat-angels(remember i put evil fallen in the beggining)-children-bird-nailpolish-ketchup(i always knew they would become evil)-science-socialstudies-tree-cow-pizza it has a very long name because there are a lot of evil fallen thing on the planet p.s. Dora got on the list when she tried to kill Diego for staling the spotlight she never had then she replaced boots with a sock monkey and a pair of red rain boots how rude!! also children are on the list because my little sister is evil and fallen. don’t call me mean cause i put angels on there i just put it there because when hell runs out of room they ship the truly bad spirit i guess you can call them to the planet i would rather not name it. or else the “comment” will be way too long even though when i am done i will be and other people who say they just need ammo are wrong because ammo doesn’t kill a zombie and they need to e creative.. creativity is what keeps us alive ad it is the reason why i will outlive all of you that and i m a unicorn

well we need to keep it real for a start i would have two other people with me most survivors i find id find out how the virus was spread so if it was spread by blood then everyone doing melee would be dead unless u have, idno like a gas mask on i would use bows and arrows but would still use guns if needed but when i had enough survivors with me i would get a bus and cut the top off and everyone would have a gun and would be in the bus and we would destroy them and i would get a boat and find a small island to call my own but lets face it who wouldnt like killing zombies and when im low on supplies i deffs would’nt go to a supermarket i would raid homes for canned food i would also use a 17 hmr with a silenser to own the zombies but me and my mates would be a team someone would drive someone would be close range ie shotgun and someone would be long range ie sniper so hopefully we could wreck the infestation.
PS. walking dead is easily the best closely followed by dawn of the dead.

Hell Ya! I’ve watched movies, read some books, seen some posters! I IZ PREPARED!

Rule #1 Cardio

Welp i’m fucked

I would get a gang of people and weapons then take over the nearest food market like Krogers, Albertsons or Publix then seal it up and hold it down!

1.one sec i see a zombie..
2.i freeze and im shaking.
3.zombie starts running wildy to me.
4. im like omfgomomfgomfogmofmgofgmfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
5.he bites my head my feet tear it apart and eat the stuff out of me
6. im dead
7.i turn into one as well
omfg

I live in Australia. Considered how fucking isolated we are from the rest of the world, I’m not sure we would have a problem. Unless it started in Asia or New Zealand and it were airborne. Or an infected person on a refugee boat or tourist brought it over. Then the shit would probably hit the fan. Living in Sydney, even though it’s relatively spacious, it’s still pretty highly populated. If that were the case, I might consider driving to the Nullabor so that the zombies could get attacked and ripped to pieces by the wild animals there. Or I would head to Canberra or Tasmania. No zombies would tread there. They would have died of boredom.

Well, Since I watch alot of movies and got what most zombies might do I think I would do pretty good. Lol. jk.

zombies wouldnt survive my apocalypse of m4

I believe I would have a pretty good chance at surviving. On my own? No. With some friends and with weapons? Yes. I have knowledge with firearms, camping, scavenging, and melee weapons. I have read plenty of zombie and apocalypse survival books/guides. I don’t know if I have enough to survive mentaly. Knowing the fact that the zombie infestation would eventually take over the world, and that there is no hope what so ever. It would just be trying to survive for the hell of it.

i would just get a submarine and stay underwater with unlimited supply of food and bullets to shoot sharks just for fun. (:

You all are retarded.

First of all 99% of you aren’t skilled with guns (unless your a redneck), and second im go to gunstore durr take guns go military take tank take plane fly away durr.

Uh no 2 years to learn how to drive a plane and a tank unless you have done this before i doubt it. Also just cause you played video games and seen movies doesn’t mean jackshit. Also if all retards think alike i don’t think there will be guns left for you to take or any food to eat. Also making arrows isn’t easy retards Jesus I wish zombies were real. You would be shitting your self’s and eating it to survive EATING IT.

how can zombies swim zombies are like freakin’ retarded their only senses that actually work are their smell and when you go in the water your scent goes away.

All but about three answers that I read make my head hurt. I hope when the time comes 99% of the people posting here are turned into zombies. I mean… more than they are already.

It depends on if I am near the zombie epicenter or not. I think that if zombies actually ever were to come about…after a little shuffling of feet the US government would nuke the area including the zombies and living people still there for the safety and protection of the rest of the country.

Zombies would likely not spread beyond the state it started in at most. So, if I live in the state it started in I am dead by zombie or nuke. If not I survive and don’t really believe it actually happened.

Unfortunately people are so detached from things that don’t happen in their own community it would probably happen again because we didn’t learn from it. 3 or 4 nuked states later strict laws severely restricting personal freedoms would be enacted and the problem would go away.

I think that i would, I would just get about 5,000,000 people in differend areas spinning around with huge things of plywood like u did wen u were 3 LOL

Grab a pistol from my local gun store, walk around in circles until I get a group of 24 zombies following me. Shoot the zombies. Then I would walk around looking for an old wooden box and I would find an air cannon inside of it. Then I would continue to walk around the block and when I get a full group of zombies behind me shoot. No need to run because zombies sprint slower than you walking. As for food, just walk into a supermarket, grab some food, walk laps around the store while eating, repeat until full.

I think I would. It would only last a couple months anyways, as an zombie would decay in several days and eventually cease to exist. I have a game plan for that very occasion that involves: bows and arrows, assortment of guns, throwing knives, and a house that is raised from the ground and a porch that is easily knocked down or can easily be blocked. Plus basic survival techniques, a car that is basically like a tank, and a group of friends who would willing fight with me. All we have to consider is that the water would not be contaminated, nor would the disease be airborne and we are set!

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Without a doubt! I would pick a spot with a huge supply of human needs, including electricity, and set up camp there. Then I would surround the whole building in treadmills!

Each time a zombie tried to get at me, BOOM, they would fall flat on their faces because of the treadmills.

This process would be repeated over and over!

SURVIVAL!

All I know is that I’ll be at Bass Pro.

does anyone realize the zombies would start to kill each other because they dont know that other zombies ar zombies so they assume there alive because they move

I think that I could. I work at Home Depot, so I know where all the stealthy weapons are (hatchets, machettes, and so on), as well as where all the propane and generators are. What’s more, there is a Wal-Mart and a Jewel Osco nearby, so I would have a source of food easily accessable (for a while anyway). I would barricade all the doors and use the roof access for entering/exiting the store.

A lot of you are more brain dead then the zombies huh.

Hells yeh! First thing I’d do is jump in my firebird (fast and powerful!!! unfortunately I’ll prolly have to find a bigger sturdier car eventually) and rush to save the one person I care most deeply for. After that, my plan in general would be to find a safe haven, and if one isn’t extant then I’ll start one in a low populated area (I dunno about islands though, too many places for zombies to hide if they are there). Along the way I would pick up supplies (food, guns and ammo–prolly from a police station–melee weapons–there’s a legit Katana at this Japanese restaurant a few minutes from home) and prolly encounter more survivors. When it comes down to food, meat may be infected so caution should be excercised or it should just be avoided. Water would also have to be boiled too just in case it is contaminated. Once safety is secured, we’d just try to live normally and wait out the plague until good ol’ mother nature decays all those rotting zombies (they can’t possibly last forever, even our living bodies decay over time). Overall, I think I would definitely survive, being that I know Tae kwon do and Karate, am very cautious even around everyday people, have both street and book smarts, and have someone to live for.

easy! construct an entire perimeter around the safe haven with treadmills at full speed

well since my family live in the country we all own at least 100 arrows each with silencers on them and we each have shotguns with plenty of ammo so i think we could hold out for awhile and also because our town is so small the zombies wouldnt come here first and it would be pretty easy to reclaim our town has a police station with plenty of canned foods and we have a blackout kit incase the power goes out because we would be the last people to get power back in this case so i think i would be all cover =D.

I dont know why everyone think getting on a boat is a way to survive. First of all what happens if a big storm comes. And you wont be able to store that much food with you. Yes they cant swim but what about if they are surrounding and you cant get off the boat to get the food you need!

I would buy all the weapons, bullets I can afford. Also, wholesale foods (a lot of non perishables). Make sure I have flashlights, and are the hardware stuff I need. Set up traps around my house. Like dig big holes and fill it with water. And just stake out at my house with the neccessay equipment and people to help.

I wouldnt travel because the roads would be covered and if a zombie happened in my area theres a big chance it will happen worldwide. I already got my zombie list of things I need written out!

yup id survive. all i need is a hunting rifle,a crossbow, arrows, a 9mm, a cratefull of ammunition and a samurai sword. the first 5 are pretty easy to get for me but id have a little trouble getting the 6th one. then after i have those ill just head down to my familys house in the middle of the navajo reservation and live there. they grow their own food, have alot of sheep, cows and horses and the nearest neighbor is like 2 1/2 miles away plus its like hidden so no zombie or person is gonna find it unless they know how to navigate the tons of dirt roads that are there. id like to see any zombie survive the long ass walk there hahahaha

damn right i would!!! those fackers wouldnt have a chance…

Uk in real life I would probably start panicking making noise and attract a lot then find a melee weapon and sneak out of the house and into a safe spot say on top of a school or something but before I do that I would go to my friends house and try to get into a pack of people or make a pack of people to stick with and survive together because everyone knows 2 is better than 1 but 10 is better than 2 so ya anyway I should probally start my homework now

if i have enough bullets and a barrett .50 Cal i will be all set. i will hunt both zombies and food. But if i run out of bullets and i can’t get any i will die with KA- BAR in my hand

Yes i would survive i am incredibly athletic, done muay tai for 6 years, camp weekly and am a great shot with guns, as for the food; i live on a street with houses close togeather so i would jump from roof to fence to roof to fence ect all the way to the dairy + i got a couple swords in my room, i think it would only last for about a week though before they all start dropping body parts

All I need is like a small group that has some ability to fight zombies. AKA something you could kill them with by hitting them in the head. So I would need a baseball bat from walmart…. thats all I need… then I could take the group to a island, adn if there are any zombies there.. kill em’. BUT if one of my group were to go down.. wouldnt you rather have them ie as a human instead of a zombie? So after they got bitten I would wack them in the back of the head with a baseball bat. If I don’t have a group…. I’ll go hide in a closet….underground…. in a really REALLY BIG SAFE. :3

Yes.

well, seeing that we’re all here on the internet instead of actually proving that we have some “zombie-fighting” abilities in us, I don’t personally think ANY of us would survive.

HECK NO! I don’t have any guns or anything! I would get Murdered!

I’ve taken Karate,Krav Maga and I’m now currently a wrestler.But I still know it is not great to fight a zombie hand to hand combat.I will lock myself in an empty room with no window and have alot of supplies of food.I will seal the door with crazy glue.I’ll wait for a year for the zombie to rot to death.Then I’ll put nail polish remover on the glued door and the glue shall come off.And now I;m free!

yes, because i am very strong, especially for my age, and i can hit VERY hard. plus, i get angry very easily, which gives me more strength. and i do mean im strong, im 13 and i lifted a 156 pound person off the ground with one hand. no joke. not even lying. im also super creative, and even rite stories on zombie apocalypses. i love to hunt. and i dont really mind beating the crap outta dead things. anything to get the excessive energy.

I AM LEGEND
with my mom….

or id just team up with tank, nicholy(unsure of spelling), Dr.richtofen, and tokyo. pwn all zombies!. (if you played cod zombies you’ll get it)

Ideally, you could find a suitable building made out of granite or marble and that has some thick steel doors. You’d also have a ton of food, water, and weapons and ammo. But most ideally, the zombies walking around would be pretty dead, so they would be fairly slow and only around at night. Ideally, of course. Realistically, you probably wouldn’t survive the initial outbreak unless you were the first person to leave town and unless you had a great deal of friends to help you out. You’d be constantly on the lookout out for food, water, and zombies. Eventually, what survivors on earth were left, would come together and create a new government. But being as all your time went to surviving, this government would be a feudal one. Medieval Europe returns! But culture would deteriorate and we all would become zombies, though more civilized than the dead.

Yep. Two years in Afghanistan. I can handle myself; Bring it zombies!!

ok, first i would go to a gym. work out untill the zombies find me then head out the door their not entering through. and oh yea! zombies are allready dead so killing them is out of the question. cut ther legs of and let them rot. in the mean time get more zombies down by cutting their heads and organs of/out. zombies move slow and can only swim if they used to be a pro or find an inflatable ducky float… so yeah, id survive.

I will survive. I live in a college dormitory with very secure doors and windows, and although there would be zombies in the building, they wouldn’t be able to get into my room before they decayed.
That leads into my main reason for believing I can easily survive. I believe the zombies will not last long at all. They feed off of human flesh right? if they’re not getting any food, how are they supposed to go on? They will eventually decay and there won’t be any left. I predict a zombie-free world about 3 weeks after the Apocalypse. However, the world will be very different when it’s over.

Living on a boat or an island would be the safest bet. Personally I don’t think Zombies are so dangerous because they are slow and stupid – if you want to raid a supermarket on 5th street, start up a boom box on 10th, and wait for all the zombies to wander off in that direction.

I hope that people know that if a zombie outbreak was to occur in the U.S. that the U.S. Government would deem that entire state under quarantine then proceed to send hydrogen bombs to eliminate any risk of spreading. Est. 4,000,000 casualties.

Realistically, I have no idea, but here’s my fantasy version:

I’m just paranoid enough that I’ve got a semi-elaborate plan worked out already: I’m working on plans for a future job in which I make a lot of money(A LOT), and not just stopping there. I’ll try to get into multiple things; Writer, Director, Actor, Musician – just to name the big ones – besides that, dabble in some business, learn a lot of trades(this is for future benefit, not so much for money) such as smithing, farming, construction, etc. But anyway, as I’ve got all that money, I’ll be able to afford all that is needed for my master plan. See, it all starts with my Gigantic house/zombie fortress. Tough enough to keep out even the combined force of several hundreds of zombies at once, and large enough to accomidate a small village’s worth of people. Besides my house rooms, each room will serve a purpose as the new community zombie shelter(there most likely won’t be too many of us left, anyway, so the entire remaining community probably could fit in my house). There’s no need to go into specifics here(I could but it’d be a lot to say), suffice it to say that it could keep us surviving comfortably for a VERY long time(there’s even a pretty large farm planned out at the bottom basement(there’s multiple basements)). So while the people are fed, and kept safe, and the remaining children are able to be taught(I don’t intend to let humankind’s knowledge of things die away) and all that fun stuff, All who are willing and able will meet me in the armoury. Together, we’ll form a militia. Each soldier is given a standard issue sword – Sharper than a machete, but still easy enough to handle without much or any training – because you don’t need to reload a blade. Besides that, each soldier will get to choose as many additional weapons as they want/need, so long as they have at least 3 weapons. After putting on our armour, those that choose to go cavalry will get on their horse(cuz I’m just that badass enough to have thought of getting horses for my militia) and we’ll ride out into battle and fight to defeat those undead scum.

Now, I’ve just told you but a fraction of what zombie-appocolypse related stuff goes through my mind on a DAILY basis. This isn’t the whole thing, not even close.

2 more things:

If I’m so rich and famous and stuff, I most likely would’ve drawn attention with my house, and so would have to have explained it, and most likely I would have given a dire warning to the people of what was coming and to prepare themselves

Also, Who’s to say the military wouldn’t have just stepped in and killed them all before they became a threat? Just because the military gets killed in the movies doesn’t mean they would in real life. Quite the contrary. In fact, because of those movies, they’re armed with at least adequate knowledge on these demons and so could kill them very easily. And then we’re all left in anticlimax. But seriously, it’s not a possibility to rule out. I think we’ve all learned everything we need to know in the past 40/50 ish years.

It’s your fault. You started talking about zombies and now you’ve got me ranting about the “plan” I keep thinking about. I could talk about zombies for a very long time(no analogy that doesn’t sound cheesy).

You folks have it all wrong.

Seriously, Zombie apocalypses would never be succesful. Why? Because zombies are slow, walking pieces of dead meat. So you ask, ‘So? What’s your point?’ Well did anyone ever consider the following?

1. There are too many natural predators. Maggots, bacteria, flies. Heck, even stray dogs, once they realize the zombies are free meat. There’s simply no way zombies would be able to surivive this alone.

2. Weather and the Human Body. Ever left a piece of meat in the sun too long? Yeah, it starts decaying (it stinks) pretty fast.. Not to mention, with the sun continually blasting down on the dry, dead skin of a zombie.. you’ve got a perfect recipe for zombie dust. If it’s cold, have you ever heard of freezer burn? Same effect. The human body starts breaking down and eventually ‘explodes’ due to bacteria and gasses leaving the body, starting the decay process the moment death sets in. No luck for a zombie here.

3. Zombies can’t feel pain. Those things called nerves that humans have are actually one of the biggest protectors of the human body. Ever experienced a stubbed toe? Well nerves tell us to stop before things get worse. Zombies are slow, clumsy, and could therefore continually bump into many pain inducing things..resulting in many broken bones, amputated limbs (from continual injuries), etc.

4. Humans are too good at killing. We’ve killed other species before without even trying. Imagine letting everyone have at it with the defenseless, slow, and dumb zombie. I haven’t even touched on letting the military powers, who are trained to kill, join the fray.

5. Read # 3 and then consider this. The terrain alone would kill zombies, whether that be through a suburb or out in the middle of nowhere. Can you picture a zombie being remotely successful while trying to catch you, say at the grand canyon? I didn’t think so either. Most would plummet to their deaths. Even in a suburban neighborhood, you think a zombie would be smart enough to travel up a flight of stairs successfully? Yeah, no dice here either.

6. How can they gain their numbers?? Okay, let me get this straight.. They have to bite you to turn you into one, yet you’re also their primary food source? That doesn’t make sense..

If a zombie ‘apocalypse’ were to ever occur, it’ll last about a week (if that) before the last zombie is dead for good.

it’s all fiction kids.

Maybe… Depends on how the zombies would be…
If they’re the stereo slow ones, I’d probably be fine, but if they run and shit, it might get a problem…
Oh, and I’ll need to find a freakin’ gun… And then I need to aim… and I’d probably get killed by the first guy with a gun I’d meet anyway so they can take my gun… That’s just humanity.

Easy – I would just stop watching the movie!

(You do know that zombies are as real as Father Christmas – don’t you?)

Buncha 12 packs of assorted mountain dew, a yacht, a sword, perhaps an xbox, and plenty of dried meat and bread and cheese in the mini fridge.

heyy zombie definitely can swim.. they will be using some floating device like the plant vs zombies game.. :p

Well to be honest, I guess most people living in cities will die in the first waves, first of all due to the crowd panic that would instantly start.

People like myself, not living in a densely-populated area would take a more calm approach.

Personally, I was never allowed to handle weapons but I m a fast learner, anyone who wants to survive will do the same.

Well, I would talk a lot, but basically, watch Will Smith in the movie “I am Legend” and you will figure it out…

I would find grab a knife, or something sharp, grab some food from a fridge, then probably hide on a boat.. But if they can swim, I’d settle with one of the underground bunkers. But if I lost my closest family.. I’d struggle with the decision to carry on.

It would be quite easy for me actually – I live 1/4 of a mile away from a recreational airport, it would go like this – grab food, medicines and other supplies, grab a couple of long handled gardening utensils/weapons, jump in the car, drive down to the coach park round the corner, jump in one go and pick up family, friends, neighbours and anyone else I could fit in, drive down to the airport, learn to fly, fly to Guyanna, get drunk and stoned and wait for it all to blow over ! That simple (!) ;}

So you want to survive a zombie apocalypse huh? Well you’d better be prepared because should such an event occur nearly everyone on the planet would be wiped out within months.

First off, you have to be lucky. Hopefully the root cause of the virus was not on your continent. But remember, most continents are actually connected, and they WILL find a way across eventually.

Second, gather tools for survival. Many things you might not have time to get, but your first priority you will need adequate firepower with plenty of ammo. A cell phone with charger and emergency radio. Food and water, and a change of clothes.

You need to know that zombies are faster than the media. In most cases, anyone with a camera but not a gun who is able to capture footage of a zombie is going to get ran up on and infected. People might have time to try and communicate the epidemic via cell-phone, but no one talking about zombies is going to be taken seriously. If anything the cops will show up thinking it’s an elaborate prank, and end up getting owned because they use low caliber/magazine plastic guns that don’t work well against raging zombies. In short, you need to act quick if zombies are reported anywhere near your country, because they’re probably already at your doorstep.

If you have time, go to a local fast-food joint and by any means necessary lock yourself in a walk-in cooler (bring plenty of water in with you). They are meant to be a safe place during a robbery, usually with a thick impenetrable door. Also, you will probably have plenty of edible food within the cooler. If the temperature is not manageable, you can manage the temperature of the cooler by shoving something in one of the fans, or blocking the vents with something. (Most walk-in coolers are set to about 35-40 degrees Fahrenheit, which isn’t too intolerable)

After hiding in the cooler for a few days, here is where a radio and cell phone come in handy. If you are contacted by government officials, don’t be quick to go with them, know first what their plan is and what kind of protection they can offer. As a rule of thumb you want to stay away from large groups of people. If they have some kind of base held down by adequate military, you may want them to come pick you up in a tank. Otherwise you have but to survive for a few weeks in the walk-in cooler before things die down quite a bit. Zombies will feed on human flesh for a week or two, but after that they are usually too stupid to find a source of water and most end up dying after about 3 weeks. There will still be newly infected zombies out there, after this time, but not enough to be overly worried about. This is the time where you find yourself a nice sawed off shotgun or rig yourself a flamethrower and have some fun. Just remember, never run backwards from a zombie while shooting. Run, then turn around, then shoot.

gimme amo food and water and i’ll get rid of them for ya

Here’s my plan:
1)Me and my friend live in the same neighborhood, so if we were away, we would go to our gun store, get the guns (and silencers, because zombs get attracted by sound), and then we’d only get our pistold ouot and hide our rifles (people are crazy sometimes in zomb apocs, they might kill for a gun). Then we’d travel in the middle of the street (so no suprises on the sidewalk) and we’d raid a grocery store. We go back to our neighborhood (it has gates) and we go to the neighborhood general store. We get beer and soda and we go back to our houses. THE END. (all one step)

Hell yeah Im ready! After playing lots of damn zombie video games + demon slaying hack slash video games im ready! *kicks the door walks like Chuck Norris feelin like a boss

I would ride my dirt bike with my sis on the back shooting the the rest of there souls into the ground!!! I would grab my Shotgun and pistol, hijack a yacht, and live on that!! The food on the yacht would run out AFTER I die of old age…. But there were zombies on the yacht and my friend would probably die (lolz) but we pushed the zombies over board. So yeah… I could probally ( if my dirt bike dosent run out of gas )

Hm, lets see. First I’d get a Zombieland survival guide, then I’d make sure to have a Girlfriend named Alice, and make sure the other people in my party are looking out for the same thing…

Twinkies

the zombies are easy. the only problem are the looters, deranged survivors, the tromatic stress of having a companion turn in to a zombie, running out of food supply after say… 5 months and so much more

It depends how the contamination spreads… Is it a water contagion? If so, I’ll probably be fine because I pretty much only drink bottled water. But then again, maybe I wouldn’t last that long because I’m not sure if I could go very long without a shower… If it’s spread through the air, I think that we’re all screwed- unless there are certain individuals amongst us who are naturally immune. Is it like rabies and spread through saliva, bites and scratches? On that level, I think I’ll do fine, as long as I don’t run out of ammo, caffeine or Twinkies – and as long as I remember to always check and lock the bathroom before I use it… What if it ends up being like AIDS or Herpes- some kind of STD? Will condoms protect against the spread or will total abstinence be the only protection? If so, again- humanity is screwed. I’d probably survive maybe the first several waves of attack because I have plenty of frozen peas to shoot at them and I also have a lot of sunflowers, walnuts and squash. But eventually, they’ll find a way onto my roof-top with their catapults and kill all my zombie-fighting plants in my garden, climb down the chimney and eat the brains of my loved ones. And then, being sad and alone with no one but my large zombie-eating Venus fly-trap plants to keep me company, I’d probably give up and become one of them. Or maybe I’ll go Al-Quaida on them and take out the whole block with my basement full of “flashy” “fireworks”. Yeah, I think I’d rather like to go out with a “bang”. Lol. This was fun, but now I have to get back to reality and “keep up with the Kardashians”… (JK)

I think so. Just find a medium sized island a few miles off shore and clear that. Even if Zombies could swim they’re not gonna have a direction, and seldom would even reach the island. There would be many ways to provide food as well.

I’d probably be fine. My dad plans to put solar panels on the roof, taking us off the grid completely, we have an Artesian well, pond, and live in the middle of nowhere. If a zombie does show up, I can easily dispatch it with my machete, shovel, selection of baseball bats, pickaxe, sledgehammer, splitter’s axe, et cetera. My dad’s got a bow and arrow, and is a pretty good shot, my neighbours are hobby survivalists, and my sister is a near expert at jury-rigging solutions. I’m a fairly good cook, and am a biology major. So I’d probably end up curing zombieism.

depents if they are slow zombies or fast ones i would try to get 72 k kills like in death rising

i’m gone get real life zombie killing achivements

There is simply no such thing as zombies, although there is such a thing as an apocolypse, or Armageddon. But this is Jehovah God’s just and righteous war to rid the earth of wickedness, and there will be some survivors of this war of Armageddon. There are no such thing as real zombies, because once you are dead, only God can resurrect you. Although widespread epidemic disease COULD make people seem as if they are walking dead, if the disease is hideous- looking. But I do not fear anything of that sort, because I put complete faith in my God, Jehovah.

i think anyone could survive easily. just camp out on the roof of your house. zombies cant climb a house

or you could just go to antarctica and leave the zombies to freeze XD

hellz yeah I could survive! b/c I wouldn’t stick with all the stupid ppl that have to chase their dogs or their g/fs who had to run and grab that necklace – I’d be just like Darryl, I’d be in it to win it (sorry I never finished season 1 I hope he made it to find Merryl) I wouldn’t be stuck with a bunch of whine losers, I’d be like Will Smith and find ways to keep them away from me and lock them out – be as smart as the little asian boy and just be quicker than them, but as far as WHERE I would be – I guess that’d be traveling around wherever the zombies weren’t I mean you can live on a cruize ship right?!

ok, this is for you guys who say this is silly. yes it is not very likley that it will ever happen however this scenario is possable. parasites, virus, bilogical warfare. all of which would be an easily immaganable way for this type of thing to happen. you know, there are people who work in labs for world leaders developing new strains of viruses every day that can wipe out entire countries. not only biological but chemical as well, im sure somone out there is working to develop somthing to kill mass hordes of people with a biological strain of virus. you never never ever know. but if one day it for some god forsaken reason does happen, ill be sure laugh at those who said it was silly or stupid. im not saying i think its going to happen, im saying that anything is possable. and you never know whats coming next

I would! Our town has a Zombie Outbreak Control Team, I saw a car drive past me once with the logo on it That made my day

Yeah the thing you have to remember with zombies is that they work like dog-trackers, once they have your scent they’ll follow you to the ends of the earth.

Other than that just walking at a brisk pace and being quiet will see you through.

I would need a ton of ammo, room for my friends to stay with, guns for everyone, radio, food, water, supplies for bedding/camp repairs, stuff for making fire.

Bring it on >:)

What I Would Do:

1. Obtain Weapons
– You can’t do anything to zombies with your fists. I can construct IED’s and Spiked Bats based on my knowledge of certain things.

2. Lock Down an Area
– With these weapons, I’d build an HQ. A Castle. My mountain. A fortress where I can sleep peacefully because it’s protected. I would build a fence and leave traps. Security systems would also be necessary.

3. Look for Supplies and Survivors
– Priority One! Find Survivors. I would make sure that they weren’t infected first, before picking them up in a SUV I found. While looking for people, I would acquire supplies. Food, more weapons, and electronics like radios and other important things.

4. Everyone needs a Job!!
– What survivors I find would need jobs. A few for security, a few as medics, and a few as party leaders (people to find more survivors).

5. Send an SOS
– We need to evac. Supplies won’t last forever and we need to find a place where others have gathered for safety. If such a place doesn’t exist, then we wait till the Zombie Threat is gone.

I would be easy prey. first zombie i saw would scare me to death. Then i would be eaten i am sure.

I’d shoot anything that moved slow and looked weird – including anybody in a Manchester United shirt.

god help me if either of those fecking things come near me…

I’d survive without an issue. Raid a store for excessive amounts of Ramen noodles, bottled water and daily multivitamins. Fortify my residence and wait it out for 5 to six months. After all Zombies are rotting flesh. And without the living body functions that keep us from rotting away in the heat or freezing in the cold. They’d all die off eventually and the stragglers would get eaten by feral dogs and cats. Then after they all died or rotted away I’d go kick it in some big ass house, get some solar panels and mini wind turbines and live out the rest of my days with my awesome girlfriend.

I’m a sock knitter. Since socks apparently repel zombies (never knew that until earlier this week), I am well supplied and can even make more out of my abundant stash of yarn.

i would go to a closed mall and have it locked like in dawn of the dead but if your outside your f***ed but if your cute maybe

As long as the WEED,MUNCHIES & AMMO lasted!!!

I would get my army of dogs.

I have thought about this every time I watch a Zombie movie. I have always thought that carrying around a razor sharp Samurai Sword would be ideal for fending off Zombies. They are light, and can decapitate any Zombie with ease.

I would do my best. I’ve read the “The Zombie Survival Guide” Which tells you the best weapons for zombies, perosnaly I would use the .22 rim fire long rifle round. It’s small, and can penetrate the skull. Also you can carry 600 rounds compared to 25 shotgun shells. So I’d have lots of ammo, multiple rifles. More then likely go to a very remote area, but not where there is wildlife, as they can become zombies. A boat sounds like a good idea in theory, but when you think about hordes of zombie birds… Not so much. I would probably want a bomb shelter of sorts, as zombies can not use weapons. Have some peep holes to fit our rifles through, and start picking them off, one by one! As for rationing food, I’d definitely keep it to a small group, so we don’t require mounds of food. Maybe 3 people. That would be my strategy!

Easy answer….just go to the Occupy Wall Street and mingle with the brain dead zombies there…. if you survive and return home ….walla, the answer is yes. Should you not, you obviously and forever will be poisoned by the propaganda these degenerates believe and hard working Americans will see your silly ass on the news!

I would survive. I have been prepared for a zombie apocalypse for a long time.

In the event I am nowhere near home, I would try to post up at a Walmart for a few days before leaving and becoming a drifting zombie hunter.

I don’t only think I would survive. I think I would thrive! I welcome a zombie apocalypse. Bring it on!

Here is my opinion on this matter. When a zombie apocalypse happens,I don’t care who you are, I don’t think anyone would be fully ready when it comes. I think I could survive if I prepare myself. I have a little one so my first focus would be to make sure he/she is safe. Yes, everyone heading out to stock up on food and weapons may be stupid but it’s also a smart idea. Just do all that aahead of time before the apocalypse happens to be safe inside your home while everyone is eaten alive. To the person who said they are a nurse, you’d be surprised how a body could stay in that form.

I have been preparing 4 a zomie apocalypse 4 years. I have read multipke books on zombie behavior and strategies more than once each. As well, ive been training my body 4 low food by dieting and lising weights, getting used to little food. Ice also trained with weponry (im the guy u see swinging a broomstick at invisible opponents). Me any a few Friends hace begun 2 Plan routes and locate areas to sleep abd stock up on food abd supplies. That said, no amount of training can truely prepare one 4 the physical, emotional, and mental stress of a true apocalypse. Anything can happen at any moment, a zombie can ambush at any moment and bite you or your allies. I belive i can last a while, but i no anything could happen.

I know I would

Hell yeah I’ll survive. I’ve already got designs for make-shift melee weapons, a magazine-fed crossbow, as well as designing my own transportation. Plus, these designs can be applied to the pre-zombie world, so I can make enough money to prepare myself, my family, and my friends for the upcoming nightmare. BRING IT ON! >:D

do i think….?i know i would.heck the zombies WILL be running FROM ME!! ^ W ^
*chases zombies with weapons and love*

Well, I could certainly beat the hell out of all of them.

If you have to be BITTEN to become infected, I would probably be ok.

But, if its like Left4dead, where the disease is a virus, I would be one of the first to fall… >_< My immune system sucks. XD

all i need to defend myself is: a sword, two daggers, two pistols, two shot guns, and a lot of supplise. i think the best way to avoid zombies is by going to the smallist town or city. the smaller the place. the less zombies.

Okay, I’d just like to point out that everyone seems to think that they’d find some rural town with tree houses or whatever. No. You can’t ALL be robbing gun stores and food stores. If we all migrated, then we would take the zombies with us. Also, I’d be the asshole who gets bitten but isn’t brave enough to say “I’m already dead, I’ll sacrifice myself to save you guys. I’d stay with the group and infect them all probs. I mean, that sounds terrible but think about it. Would you, even if they were your best friends and family, want the group to run off and leave you, alone and weak on some zombie ridden street. Just lying there waiting for them to eat you alive? Didn’t think so.

Also on another note. In my area a guy wrote a letter to the council and asked what the official plan/guideline/procedure is for the potential zombie apocalypse. The council, shuffling their metaphorical feet muttered that they didn’t have one. I live in scotland. Not all of us have two hundred guns in our secret zombie proof underwater layer ready and waiting. In the event of Z Day, we are probably screwed. Though I get the beds could take them. A high rise is either a great/terrible place to be, I can’t decide. Although you’d be on the top floor obviously. I bet that in some kind of Shawn of the dead type scenario, the stoners upstairs end up surviving. The front door o. My flat is broken so anyone dan walk in, but I have a sturdy storm door, front door and concealed loft that you ca. Only get to via a cupboard. There are no stairs, so I’d probes lock the doors, all of them, I live on the second floor. Grab some food, phones iPad etc. And hide out with my mum and bro, whilst frantically calling my dad.

Also if they got in I’d ask someone to kill me, I’d never be brave enough to face them/do it myself

Love, Babbette

I may be a kid, but I think I would be the last person on this planet. I can fight with pretty much anything, I have read heaps of zombie books, so im pretty preped

Probably not but at the same time I have a couple of medical conditions that involve my brain so if they ate it, they would regret it, lol.

of course i will i can kick there sorry ass. i hope -_-

hahaha no i would probably die of fear before the zombies could reach me

I live in the country after 35 years living in the biggest cities in the world. There are many corn patches surrounding my village and I have enough problems with ‘People of the Corn.’ I would mistake these zombies with the crazy old corn people and be eaten.
I believe that if flesh-eating zombies knocked at my door I would faint in fear and be devoured.
My philosophy and theology does not support a zombie apocalypse. I would not trust their intentions and explain to them that the book of Revelation is often misunderstood and secretly call the police. Anxiety is an issue of mine so I would take tranquilizers and hold all that Holy close to me.
Maybe I would talk to them and tell them that they aren’t in control of their life and dole out numbers for counselling, money and give them clothes that no longer fit me. If they tried to attack my pooch then I would become super-human and run like the wind and destroy everything in my path asking God to give me the strength.
It would be tough!

GOSH NO!!!!! I would Die Like This!! *snaps fingers*

Well , Most likely for a while. First (Would have to drive 2 hours to get here) I would need to go to the town I used to live in. Easy to drive there , small towns on the way there , not many zombies would get in the way. There is an army outpost there , which I can get the keys to the weapons rooms. Then , head to the nearest hyvee (or walmart) for food/water/supplies , and finnaly , Head to the hospital (which they built a new one on top of a hill) Good spot to see if anyone is comming. Find people , rebuild , ect.

It’s really funny how I just came across this question. XD Me and my boyfriend talks about us being in a zombie apocalypse on certain occasions and he tells me that he would like the world to end that way. Me and him talks about us being in our own little version of Resident Evil and we would have to gather a fighting crew. We have to find a good shelter and make a plan to fight the zombies off while we make an escape, and see who will survive the apocalypse. We look for a scientific cure for the apocalypse somehow before every living being has been taken away by the destructive zombies. It would be a life-risking mission to end the world from it’s madness, or become a part of it’s madness.

Sorry, fast fingers lol. Ignore the other comment. I would have edited it but it won’t let me.

Initially, I would fill a backpack with: torch, food & bottled water. Sharpen the Katana until it could split a hair. (My house mates, not mine ) Then get out of suburbs a.s.a.p. before all humans were turned. I would rather chance getting shot by looters than eaten. Take no one with me. People as a group are clumsy, loud, slow and stupid. An according to The Walking Dead, zombies can hear.

If possible, obtain (one!) sawn-off shotgun and some ammo. For emergency use only. Fire arms are heavy an I want to move fast lol. Also a competition bow and arrows for a quiet sniper weapon. Use a motorcycle to beat gridlocked traffic. As I have one right here and already know how to ride. I thought the idea of armour was genius! I would just use riding gear. It would protect me from bites and scratches everywhere except neck. Also would not protect from crowds, as they would just overpower me and eventually unfasten gear or chew my neck…gulp!

Phase three would be heading (stealthily) to edge of town (yeah I know, lots of zombies!) for a boat to take me to Waiheke island 17.7 Km from mainland. Once there, I would slowly and surely set about slaughtering the eight thousand or so year round residents (ONLY if zombies) from a distance using bow & arrow. Large groups would be dropped with shotgun and decapitated with Katana. Then plant potatoes and vegetables, sit back & enjoy!

A zombie apocalypse is illogical…… therefore no planning needed for something that isnt going to happen. We need to prepare for a Garden Gnome invasion. They are capable of intelligent thought, arming themselves with any tools we leave laying around. They are sneaky little things, never turn your back on one!

I don’t really know what would happen. I would have my gas mask, kevlar vest, pellet gun, edible plants book, Bible, and chemistry set. I would then make my way to the military storage base not far from where I live. I would send out radio signals 24/7, and let in anyone who passes my health test and 1 month quarantine. I have always had a terrible fear of anything that is (or was) dead, so in my panic I might make a careless mistake and get eaten. My pellet guns would be superior because I have some in higher calibers (.25&up) and I could carve crude pellets out of wood. The military storage base is fenced of with barbed wire, and has very sturdy walls. I might be able to survive until the zombies die off, unless my disorganization kills me. The one thing that I would need 100% is a non-infected companion.

I’ve read the zombie survival guide. People who just want to take a gun and start shooting and running in are the first ones to die.

Anyway, anyone who takes advice from false movies like ‘Zombieland’ would also die.

Hmm I probably would… All I need is a 2 butcher knifes and a 5 packs of matches ~

I teach wilderness survival, backpacking, and cooking (on a campfire) during the summer, so I think I have a lot of the skills I’d need for most potential apocalypses. Also, I know how to build several types of siege weapons (which probably won’t be much good against zombies, but I could break into someone else’s shelter), and I have experience building structures from wood and lashings (I once built a working garage style door out of only wood and rope), so I could probably build some pretty legit defensive structures. I ride my bike daily, so I’m in pretty good shape, and my bike is in good repair (and I know how to repair it when needed) for transportation. I have read the Zombie Survival Guide cover to cover twice. I’m no expert, but I have used firearms before (I got the rifle merit badge if that counts for anything; I am trained in all of the safety rules, basic usage, and how to clean a rifle), and I have fairly good technical skills, which would come in handy when rebuilding society. Also, I keep my camping supplies partially packed, so I could leave at a moment’s notice. Also, I know how to weave a net for traps, fishing, or a hammock. I think I’d be okay.

i would start a colony that is on an island (preferrably hawaiian island, maui would be my first choice) we would plant taro and sugar cane and live happily after we killed all the zombies and destroyed them.

I’ve known how to use firearms and I have a pretty decent collection of decent guns- I could easily defend myself from the zombies.
On the other hand, I’d have a lot of difficulty with survival necessities as food and ammunition.

My plan is this:
1.) Grab any blunt weapon I have lying around the house ( I don’t have any guns)
2.) grab any no perishable foods (or at least won’t for a while) and throw them into the trunk
3.) find a couple other survivers
4.) go and board up a convience store. It’s small, easy to defend, and has a lot of food in it

Easy, I already own a rifle and a lot of ammo. I’ll buy a katana eventually. Both are excellent zombie-killing equipment. Me and my friends would chill at my house, stocked with food, water, and ammo, and barricaded. We only have to hold out like 2 months? 2 1/2 months max. Zombies are after humans to EAT, right? Why would they eat people? Because they need food. Ergo, zombies CAN starve to death. After waiting, we would venture into town (I live in a rural area), and pick up more supplies and survivors, while picking off the meager remaining zombies. Easy.

HHHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL no, id b the first one that gets it and gives it to everyone else muhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

most likely….ive played zombie games and survive long enough…cant b much harder in real life…exept idk how to work a gun being 15

I probably would. I would get armor first. Like a thick leather, or maybe that chain that divers wear when sharks are around. Then I’d get a variety of machetes, hockey sticks, and maybe a couple of guns for just-in-case situations. I know how to scavenge food, and I already have loads of canned food saved in my cellar. I would cover my windows with metal, and only have one entrance. A secret hidden trap door underneath the welcome mat. I would only leave my fortress if I needed to, and when I did have to leave it, I would have my armored truck to drive me around.

i believe i would survive. i have a plan in the event it ever does happen. its as simple as that

Surviving a zombie apocalypse is ridiculously easy. All you have to do is find a place to live more than a mile away from the nearest morgue.

The dead who return to life after burial have essentially no chance of returning to the surface. The weight of the earth on the coffin lid is in the order of several hundred pounds; a healthy man, well fed and strong, would be unable to break the lid open from his cramped position face-up underneath – a undead man, weakened, unfed, with his muscle cells undergoing the dissolution that begins within minutes of death, faces no chance at all.

Worse than that, after about three days of decomposition (depending on the environment/temperature/etc), the corpse is mostly mush and gases held together by skin; the cells turn to liquid and fall apart. If the dead were to become a zombie after this point, and by some miracle reach the surface, the undead would quickly become undone, and the zombie apocalypse would last less than 200 feet of slimy trails and scattered parts.

After a week or two, what remains is typically dessicated skin, a few scraps of dried out collagen fibers where muscles once were, heaps of dust left behind from maggot pupae and rot, some dirty bones, and the last few beetles. Any resurrection at this point would result in a lich, not a zombie; shotguns would be useless. One would need wizards, not weapons.

The only ones in any danger at all in the case of a zombie outbreak are those within roughly half a mile from a morgue, where the bodies are unburied and kept in cabinets. Even so, they aren’t likely to get very far; most(all?) of them will be in body bags, which are terribly hard to escape from. Any outbreak will be literally contained before it begins, and can be easily dealt with by the security staff.

So my plan: in the unlikely event that the dearly departed decide to dance, I shall put on the tea kettle, and brew a nice Chai, rent a movie online, and remain indoors with the windows shut against the smell. If any corpse decides to disintegrate in my yard, I’ll merely call for a clean-up crew in the morning.

I would need some sort of armor to protect myself against the zombie bites, give me a club (or mace), a flamethrower, a pistol with some extra ammo magazines, allow me to team up with some survivors, a couple dozen gallons of gas, and a motorcycle, and I should be able to live for probably a few years. Hopefully by then the zombie apocalypse dies down.

I could survive a zombie apocalypse. What I’ll need is a lot of guns, lots of ammo, survival kits, weapons, a place with high defense, and lots of food and water.

Well actually i think we can if we have the right equipments. First of all we must make a base with water supplies and enough food storage and ensure there are no hidden entrances we must cover the area with an electric fence(if electricity is available) then in front and behind the fence mount mines keep machine guns on for 31(24+7 = 31 hrs) guard there should be 1 machine gun armed post every 50 metres and Towers with snipers every person must be given a gun (M4′s for 13+) and most important thermal and night visions to see zombies properly and when travelling only tanks should be used

i would survive. when the outbreak first starts, i would start turning my home into a fortress to keep out the first set of zombies. making sure i could get as many family and friends together as possible with food, water, medical, and ammunition supplies. i would also make sure to get rid of any weak links of the group. better yet, save them for when we get ready to escape our first location. the zombies need something to chase while the strong get away, lol. i would be sure to ration out all our supplies. after a while and some planning, i would get my group together, including the weak links,and begin to migrate to a colder location, somewhere up high so i have a visual advantage. while migrating, my group would rummage thru whats left (because theres no point doing it during the crisis), grabbing anything we need or can use. make sure to get some strong materials to secure the house at the new location. once there, we would set up to wait out the zombie madness phase. only going out in small groups to get more supplies.

Man I’d so survive! I’m fast, agile, smart, quiet, and I can go weeks without food! I’d rock that shit, when’s it starting? =D

Yes i would survive if i had a gun and hid in the woods

I would go to Antarctica, find the highest iceberg, take loads of food, purification tablets/items to make salt water drinkable, lots of warm clothing, blankets, gasoline, matches, Uzi, 100,000,000 bullets, sniper, mines, claymores, a team of people, bazooka’s, helicopter, lots and lots of helicopter fuel, C4 and a house with CCTV. If I was in Antarctica they can’t swim to get there, they would freeze if they tried to swim, they are too stupid to use planes or boats, if they did get there they would freeze and die or get stuck and freeze (then die), if they could survive they would take years to find me, if they found the iceberg we were at the top of it would take them days to get to the top. If they got near the top they would step on mines, be blown up, get caught by claymores and die and be seen by people. We would shoot them so the few that did get to us would die anyway. Plus the ice would move so if they found us once they couldn’t find us again!

really tommorow we must waste our time on how to survive in A MACHINE RISE

you probably would be able to survive, after years of films on the subject , we now have loads of tips on how to survive , -)

Yes I will. I’d go to Madagascar.
(Those who play Pandemic II would know what I mean.)

I live in Alaska.

New Jersey: 1,196 inhabitants per sq. mile
California: 239 inhabitants per sq. mile
Alaska: 1.2 Inhabitants per sq. mile

All we would have to do is figure out how to refine our crude oil into fuel for power, heat and transportation. Then use our endless freshwater supply for food production, take over a few military installations, just in case (maybe even one of the many nuclear silos around here, just to be sure) and there you have it: civilization refurbished… In Alaska anyways.

i’d probably survive since im great at stocking up on supplies and theres a nearby police station which has all sorts of guns and melee weapons and even riot control body armor which can prove useful, and combined with the 8 supermarkets in my neighborhood and the fairly small number of people living there i think ill survive.
i also have great building skills and creativity so i can make a weapon out of any thing solid enough or even a small shack or a secure connecting route between the police station and supermarkets and houses which could prove useful, so yea i bet id have no real trouble surviving, also i have friends which could help and the knowledge of how to properly kill a zombie or even a hoard; i also have a shitload of high power illegal fireworks and tons of gunpowder stashed(i made the powder), so im in no real danger unless they overcome my defensens.
P.S. this is all real i have everything.

no i dont think so except if i have a minigun with infinite ammo and food while living on an island where the stupid mindless zombies cant reach me

I would survive it. I can move in parkour style overcoming any obstacle in front me. I also know karate which would help me defend myself

I would totally survive. All you need to have is one week supply of water or more.

Zombies do not drink water, they would dehydrate and crisp out in a matter of a few days.

Their muscles wouldn’t work anymore (theoretically) since they would be tough as jerky and unable to move without proper hydration.

(Most people often enough don’t drink enough water as it is, so if the population turns into zombies, they would mostly be dead by the first week, the only ones left would be the “NEW CONVERTS” or the ones who have been able to drink blood)

-anatomy and physiology

ok i would sooo survive. so when the first outbreak occurs in japn or china, i would immedietly drive to my grandmas house because she lives in a gated community, sorounded by woods and mansions which i could steal food/supplies from and possibly even live in one of them buttt anywayyy my gmas neighborhood has a bunch of old ppl so the zombies would be pretty easy to kil….

yes, I live by a garage, I’d just need a lighter and some cans of petrol and I’d have a nice little molotov cocktail!

I’d need: Rifle, pistol, knife, stick, some bullets, and a little food. I’d hide out in a tree by a river, surviving off fish, and killing zombies.

i think iwould survive for a litle while. based on zombieland i think i have the cardio and stuff to last for a little while. but when all my friends and family die, i think ill just commit suicide, because i would rather die human than zombie, just to be able to state the fact that i was never turned into one

I often feel that I’m surviving quite well then I realize that its not about survival!GBA

nope. as soon as i found out i would probobly go suicidal.
shame, i want my story to be published…

i have a very intersting reaction to things.

i would think i could survive for a pretty long time…. i have almost every book on zombies ever made and i study zombology on the internet… i also freakin kick bootie at zombie themed video games. so yeah

I would take my friend’s brother’s copy of The Zombie Survival Guide I would probably not survive a zombie apocalypse because:

1) I am your average American. Obesity and all. Can I run? Can I jump? Can I hide?

2) I live in the city. High infestation rates. And there isn’t rural country for miles and miles

3) Where’s my gun? Where’s the gun shop? Where’s the ammo? (I was never much of a hunting person anyway…)

Id probably do the usual hide in a mall with loads of people routine and end up getting eaten after I went out on my own with no weapons lol

I don’t think so. But I would try my best to keep my survive. I don’t want to be like them and then get shoot in the head and that’s the end of my life.

I’d get some sunflowers, melon-paults, starfruit, and cob cannons. I’d keep an AK-47 with me just in case.

Well, if Zombie Apocalypse do happen, I really think I can’t survive alone. But with teammates that cooperates and always have teamwork, we might as well survive it. However, there are some problems though… As zombie attacks happen, people will lose sense of humanity and emotion sometimes which could result in fatal effect. With good teammates, a great leader and effective strategy, we will survive!!!

My plan is to head up a mountain in Alaska. It will get cold enough to where the zombies will become little corpseicles

I think zomby it does not exist, why do not we just wasting our thinking about it. even if it wished there we’d better open our eyes and wake up and proceed as usual activities

you know what makes me laugh,all of ya’ll who would use melee weapons, it only takes a little blood for the infection to spread, so while you’re in the fray, you might get a tiny scratch, and on ounce of zombie blood gets into your veins and you’re screwed. Go to cracked.com and search zombies, and theres some scary and some reasurring stuff, like why a zombie apocalipse wouldnt last long, yet how it could SCIENTIFICLY HAPPEN.

Only if I had my brother with, then we could be a team!

I would put a whole bunch of plants in my roof, backyard, and frontyard, and let them do all the work as I save up money to buy supplies from a specific crazy neighbor. XD

I would love to get a bit on first zombie encounter.
I hate pressure and zombie life seems allot of fun for me.
you know . hanging around all day long , no job no worries just eating and walking.
It really sounds better than my life

Step 1 starts BEFORE the initial outbreak.

1a. Candles. Make sure I have a crap ton of candles. When the electric is gone they will give us light and heat to cook our food.
1b. Disposable lighters, at least 1 for every 10 candles I have.
1c. Convert Attic into an extra room, with flooring and a window. If we don’t have our own house by then and can’t do that then at least put down make-shift flooring.
1d. White Rice. A load of it. My partner loves it so we’ll always be in supply – I’ll just make sure we always have more than enough…
1e. A work in progress, figure out how to get a constant supply of water without leaving the Attic… A hose perhaps? Will figure it out.

Step 2 and onwards are when the attack happens.

2. Shave off all my hair. My hair reaches my butt so for one it’ll be easy for zombies to grab, and second then I don’t have to worry about washing/brushing it. Obviously washing at all will become a rare luxury.

3. Find all the heavy blunt objects in my house I can. Living in the English Suburbs means no guns, so I can forget about that. Tools from the shed like a sledge hammer or shovels.

4. Move supplies and useful tools into the Attic. Set up water hose. Block off all windows and doors of the rest of the house, just to make sure.

5. Before moving into the Attic, check the phones. If phone lines are still working then attempt to phone loved ones – See who’s still answering, and if they answer tell them I love them, say goodbye in case we don’t see each other again. Or, if they are close, see if they are able to make it to mine.

6. Wait.

7. When we become low on supplies, search the house. If zombies are present then go for the head with our heavy blunt objects. Don’t get cornered. Try and find more supplies by raiding near by houses.
Look for more survivors – Hope they are still sane and don’t try to kill us!

8. If we are still alive, and assuming we find others, we’ll form a small settlement by choosing a group of houses, emptying them and then securing them. Kill any one who will endanger the whole group with reckless/violent behavior.

9. Bi-weekly scavenging parties, clearing out zombies and finding supplies and useful objects. People will probably still have sex, so there will probably be a few pregnancies. Their health becomes first priority, as the next generation is vital.
Books will become very valuable, as internet is probably down, or at least unaccessible without ISPs, even if we found a working/charged laptop or something.
Solar panels will be VERY valuable, as well as people who can hook them up to houses.

… Don’t really know what else. Just survive I guess. Hopefully it’ll never happen anyway .

I am already prepared for WWIII. A zombie apocalypse would be easier since they don’t shoot back, but the only problem would be gathering supplies such as food, water, and clothing (you don’t wanna be roaming a zombie land with stnky clothes do you?). If you have more people with you, it’ll be harder because you now need to scavenge even more supplies for them and who knows if it even is enough to satisfy everyone. I have survival pack filled with chips, cookies, MREs, and a twinkie. I also have sources in order to gain firearms. I can and will survive a zombie apoocalypse.

I’d probably survive for about 2/3 of the whole event…. be stuck with some of my family members and friends… then die trying to save them; unfortunately that is just my luck.

I can’t say weather or not I would survive the zombie apocalypse, but I do have a plan.

: During he first word of zombies near my location I pull my vehicle against my master bedroom window then get inside and put the kind sized matress against the window on the inside. Fill up all sinks, bath-tubs and containers with water and then gather all food into the bedroom. Block off the hallway to the kitchen/living room and keep myself barricaded into the Master bedroom/ bathroom(Basically only upstairs). Destroy my stairs and keep a rope latter that I could use to get up and down if needed. Stay very quiet. I’ll stay in this little shelter until I can’t anymore then find a suitable house and repeat.

Im pretty certain I would survive for a week maybe two but then I would get caught,probably saving my pets in the process. Then again I do live right beside a graveyard so who knows maybe I could trap them all in there as they cant really climb out and just leg it,never to return home. Or even better lure them onto the Island and tell all the people I like to escape before hand and then blow up the bridge and then nuke the island and anyone left…. Happy ever after providing I survive to escape!!!

Duh, its easy to survive, but it depends on whether or not the zombies walk or run. Walkers would be no problem to kill, but runners make it impossible to survive. I would probably stay in a costco, kind of like in dawn of the dead. Unlimited supplies makes it easy to live.

i probably would be able to, i practice matrail arts and have a vast weapon knowledge as well as owning the “Zombie Survival Guide.”

first zombie to take out is hitler, then it will all be easier.
i would probably keep an aks74u around just in case and i would just take food that doesn’t go bad.

i probably could. i have a gun collection, a butt load of knives, and all the survival gear i need; as i go camping/hiking/hunting alot

No not at all. They are very weak physically. One shot and they are over. Plus they are not very intelligent. Have you seen they way they walk around, they won’t stand a chance in hell.

Thanks to me and my friend’s airsoft shooting skills, we would grab AK-47s, grenades, layer Diesel gas around the house, then stay inside. If they get in the house anyway, take my van and shoot from the back. GET OUT OF THERE!!!

Forgive my naive answer, but non off us know what these zombies will be like; what abilities they may possess; or how physically adapt for hunting. I think that would play into my answer quite a bit. While it sounds far-fetched, I have read a couple of answers and agree that taking to the ocean would be best, possibly on a cargo freighter. With a large deck space, you could grow crops and have animals on board, with living quarters below. With enough survivors, I would try and set up a port base on the coast line for a place to dock and resupply. A lot would still depend on what kind of zombie we would be fighting off.

of course i would first I have a CDL a OL and a CL so i can drive any vehicle I find I’m not afraid to pop a zombie that looks like someone I know I know how to shoot and were i live their are a lot of idots that would all run in one large group (Small groups of four or less is key) and I have a fat friend that would have to be the cannon fodder sorry john love ya but if it’s you or me I’m going to keep running but if you was a female then I might try to save you

I would never remain in one spot. Traveling would be my main advantage.
I would also follow the rules in Zombieland. They seem helpful. If I am at school when the apocalypse comes, I will hijack a bus or (if I’m driving by that time) use my car. My first stop would be to pick up all of my brothers (three). One in middle school, one in high school, and the other in elementary. If there is time, I might rescue others, but they’re not my priority. While gathering my bros, I will contact my parents. If the phone lines are down, I will first have to go to my mom. However, before this, I will make a stop at some gun stores and grab as much as I can. After gathering up my family, food, water, gas, and more ammunition will come next. We’ll have to move to a better car, probably a Hummer or an RV (like in Walking Dead).

haha i live in Atlanta too where The Walking Dead takes place. i don’t know. I would evacuate to the rocky mountains, where you drive to the top and stay in cabins like you do on vacation. zombies wouldn’t reach quite that far, or I would go out west if this started in my city, Atlanta, like it does in the show.

ALSO, zombies don’t swim. They simply sink to the bottom and keep on walking. If you’ve seen Diary of the Dead, you’d understand…

I just had a thought more people would die in the first wave than we would think cause it’s already been proven that the brain can still function after death so in the beginning we might have semi retarded zombies smart enough to open doors, drive/shoot bad etc.

and what about pets does the virus only effect people and if not how would you know the dog, or cat, bird, fish, ferret, bunny etc. is a zombie bet you didn’t think about that one

But the gun happy military might just shoot first ask question later so maybe people might survive only to get shot by the scared/gun happy national guard guy. hmm FOOD FOR THOUGHT lol

If the zombies are anything like the ones in the movies and games, then yes!! But if they are somehow able to adapt to a higher level of thinking, then it could be iffy…

yes i would survive a zombie apocalypse,its the question are u scared of death that most likly answers that,i am not scared of death so i would survive,i would actualy go hunting these zombie just forr fun,i would fist fight them also fro a challenge,plus i have two pistols in my home,a 2 katanas,an old medievil sword wich is a bout up to my chest(pretty heavy)and i have all kinds of knives,and from running from these undead things i kno alot of parkour,and plus my martial arts would com in handy.

I would so not survive that! I would start freaking out and start to go towards the zombies instead of away from. If a zombie can turn a human into a zombie, than I would porbably be the first one to be turned into a zombie. I would not be a good army person in that kind of situation.

Absolutely.
You just have to keep a calm head and pay attention to your surroundings.

I would probably survive about a months worth of zombies. Getting food, fire arms, and other weapons would be difficult with zombies trying to bite off you leg. I do play zombie games, and they can be diffucult. I die once in a while on it. If I die in a video game, I would probably die in real life. If there were mutated zombies, such as a random huge one or just a blubbery one, I would die in minutes once I get in sight of it. Lets just hope a zombie apocolypse doesn’t happen anytime soon.

I think i could, I would have a good amount of weapons and riffles, as well as some type of grenades, like Molotov cocktails.
I also would stay in the forests as then you wouldn’t be near large amounts of people. then i would start a team of me and my friends. we would also make a shelter and store a lot of caned goods, and water.

I’m not sure I would survive a zombie apocalypse, nor would I want to. If such a problem arises, I have a responsibility. See, I’m what you would call a “necessary sacrifice.” I’m overweight and I can’t run for shit, so if a zombie apocalypse does happen, I will be sacrificed to let the others in my party get away.

I would probablly do this:
a) immediantly get caught by the zombies and get zombified
b) Join a cult that specifies in killing zombies.
c) Join a group that specifies in finding a cure for zombies.
d) Or better or worse, die.

I would certainly survive an apocolypse… Although I might die because I would enjoy it too much =)

Yes I would. I am a country boy. I live out in the woods of Arkansas. Me and my Dawg named Jesus. (he’s part doderman part great dane and ALL BIG!!) We got ponds to catch fish and deer and hogs to hunt. We grow our own food in the garden behind the house. We got enough fire power to supply a 3rd world nation coup. I am a former SEAL and sniper. I also have extensive medical training if needed. We’ uns are ready. Bring on the zombies.

ive been playing dead and finished dead rising 1 and 2, red dead redemption undead nightmare, dead island and L4dead ill probably will survive

I think I would be one of the first people the zombie went after. Everyone knows zombies love brains and my brain is large, functions at a high level and I’m assuming is completely delicious.

Though I think I would be able to hide and avoid the zombies at first, I believe the smell of my freakishly huge medulla oblongata would quickly lead to my demise.

I’m pretty sure I could. I’d stay away from well populated places. My 3 main plans include:

1.) Creating a ragtag band of mercenaries and reinforcing a Wal-Mart or something until help came

2.) Stock up on weapons and hop on a boat with my friends and family. (We’d venture to the shore every so often to refuel)

3.) Make a trip to somewhere very cold or very hot.

4.) Sneak into the White House and hit the nuke button.

I feel that I might go completely insane if ever a zombie apocalypse arose. We all say how we’d completely annihilate the things, but in actuality, most of us would be running for our lives. I’m not ashamed to say that I would definitely not attempt to kill something that’s already dead. Instead, I’d be trying to get as far away from the affected area as possible. To sum things up, I’d be the first one to go… I would not under any circumstances, survive a zombia apocalypse…

I’d sprinkle my magic fairy dust on them and turn them into frogs. Then I’d use the power of love that comes from my heart to rebuild all of the wreckage that the zombies left behind. Now, would you like to know what I’d do if the Boogey Man and Dracula joined forces?

I think I could. I wouldn’t be stupid and start rushing to the super market and gun store as soon as the zombies starting arising. I would go the complete opposite way and get out of town first. Of course I would be prepared already with survival gear because I hunt frequently and have undergone several survival courses. I live in northern Indiana so what I would do is flee north to the great lakes and find a large hill up there. My camp would be based on top of a hill with a valley behind it where I could build fires and everything. I would use the lake for fishing and of course have a boat in case I needed to go out on the water (zombies only swam in 28 weeks later) and I would have my composite bow and arrows. I would bring my family and some close friends who I know could help me survive and we would stay in the cold north remaining ever vigilant to any incoming zombie hordes. If there is any migration of the zombies north, we would continue to migrate north into colder and colder weather after of course equipping ourselves for cold weather and the plan would be to outlast the zombies in the cold weather becuase you never see zombies going to scavenge winter coats to make sure they won’t be cold as they continue into colder territory. So that’s the plan, fight in ways of stealth and create strategic outposts with numerable escape routes and hidden fires. Also, all meat would be boiled not cooked on the fir so as to avoid any strong and attractive smells.

All you need is some sense and to understand that if there is a weak link in your group, you dump them, they would hod you back anyway. Get away from the cities and maybe even civilisation. Stock up on your guns, but remember, the bullets will run out. Nothing would stop me if I had a machete…. maybe two… that sounds fun.

I’d survive it.

Top 10 needed things during the zombie apocalypse.

1: Armor (if they cant bite you they cant turn you). Light chain mail with under padding would suffice against the human bite force (they’ll be toothless when they try), coupled with a good full face cycle helmet. Probably why you never see anyone fully armored up in the movies .

2: A decent melee weapon a head loping Katana will do nicely (noise would only draw unwanted attention).

3: .22 cal gun for tight spots.(Why .22? ) Because there’s only a bazillion lightweight rounds out there waiting to be picked up @ your local Walmart etc, It makes less noise, and will do an effective job in tight spots. I don’t want to put my life on the hopes of finding heavy specialty rounds on the road which is the 1st thing everyone else will be grabbing.

4: Rope this is probably the most important thing you can carry period other than water.

5: Water you won’t get far without it.

6: Cordless or non electric screw driver and 4 inch wood screws. (self explanatory)

7: A Bicycle (Yes it’s slower) But stealth will beat out speed any day. Riding a Harley about would only be like ringing the dinner bell, and a bike can easily maneuver through the road jams you will encounter .

8: Some fire starting material for the purpose of warmth water sterilizing etc.

9: Radio preferably crank powered the less you have to depend on electricity the better, because it wouldn’t be on long if crap hits the fan.

10: (Most Important) Your wit’s it’s the most effective weapon anyone possesses. If you got this nagging gut feeling that you shouldn’t do something trust that feeling and don’t.

Yes.

I’d just hop on a yacht with loads of flint and steel and as many fishing poles as possible, knives, medicine, extra eyeglasses. And about 50 friends and family I could pick up.

I am surviving a zombie attack. And you probably are too.

Cardio and double tap. Yes, I would survive, at least initially because all the fat people would be eaten first.

Heck ya I would survive an apocalypse! All I would need will be a revolver silver pistol-dual weird,a sharp dagger, and 3 first aid kits. L4D 2! Play that, and you will know everything

I just dont have the stamina or willpower to run for the rest of my life nor do I have the patience to wait for the world to become normal again so I feel that a bullet to a well placed area about 3 minutes after seeing the breaking news on channel 2 would be my best option. =P

Oh yeah, I definitely would. All I would need to start is white paint so i could paint on guns on my walls, so everytime i needed a new gun or ammo i could just go there to buy some with the points i would earn from killing the zombies. EAZY PEAZY.

Are they fast zombies or slow zombies? I could survive the slow ones. Fast ones, I don’t know. DO I GET A LOT OF AMMO

step one get to a military arms ware house step two kick some ass step 3 find a steady food supply (difficult part) step 4 move all your stuff to the warehouse find some friends and stay alive you will make it to the end.
as long as your food supply is steady enough you can last along time difficult part of that is no meat would be useable due to the infection. if you can over come that and keep a good food supply then you could last along time. if people would work together and not be greedy bastards then chance of mass survival would be greater. small community’s would begin(around these arms depots) then we would be on the road to recovery. in these community’s bitten would have to be killed immediately to stop spread of infection and as long as the virus isn’t air born chance of survival is high eventually we and all other species would become immune to the virus that is if they don’t all become extinct. the remaining zombies would be killed and humanity starts at the beginning again. saying some higher up people like medical and science type people survived then we wouldn’t be knocked back as far as we could be. eventually everything would be back to normal or at least some what.

if you treasure your life that much maybe you can run and hide and survive. and kill zombie!

I thought so, but then I realized I would scream at them “Eat me!”, and then they would….

Hell no! I would totally run away screaming like a little girl,and if I get cornered would probably wish for a quick and painless death.

I would, with a shotgun and fire one can’t go wrong. If I could get my hands on a flame thrower then the deal would be sealed.

i know i would because the first place im going to when the disease hits is Walmart.

i would stand on a table or on one of those old, huge computers from the 1960′s because according to COD: Black Ops, zombies can’t get you.

Nope I’d die

I would most likely cause the outbreak…..

I have had a plan since my father let me watch Dawn of the Dead back in the 80s (the original film of course)

of course I would survive .. here is why

1. you have to act quicker than everyone else … as soon as word is spread that a zombie apocalypse is upon us, people will start to freak but not how you see it in the movies … I like to think that the human race is a bit smarter than the morons who we see on the big screen …. everyone will be going for guns … you notice how the guns are always left when zombies take over … that would so not happen … like I said … everyone will go for the guns which brings me to my next plan

2. arm myself to the bone … not just with guns but with silent weapons as well such as arrows and a bow … I would take knives and tools … not anything to heavy but tools to break locks and chains in case you might need to get into a safe place that is locked up …. 2 way radios …. batteries …. flashlights …. matches …. lighters …. lighter fluid …. military boots …. etc … of course you will need to transport yourself and your supplies which brings me to the next plan

3. this should be the first thing to do so don’t mind that it’s listed as plan 3 … get yourself a vehicle … again I think that people will try to get vehicles so make sure you get yours first and make sure it is a large vehicle .. a van or a hummer with lots of storage … if possible a uhaul truck and I’ll get to my reason for needing a big vehicle in plan 4 …. since a zombie outbreak would likely start with some sort of illness before the all out walking dead appear, you would have days or even weeks, before it’s all gone, to store fuel for at least a week of traveling (a week consists of driving 7 days a week for 24 hours in 2 shifts) so I’d say to get started early in storing the fuel … now to plan 4

4. food and water is essential but you have to think about this … prepared food has an expiration date so without a way to store things properly, you can’t have a lot of meats or things that can spoil … soooo …. SEEDS … yes SEEDS are key to your survival … this may come to a surprise but you may, in the wake of a zombie outbreak, have to become a vegan since meat will be very scarce … you get as much of a variety of seeds as you can …. water is also key to your survival but water will not always be clean so a filter and water cleaning tablets are key …. get what you can to survive on for the time being such as sugar based goods and snacks … people might not think seeds are a good choice but trust me

5. get as much medical supplies as you can …. at all cost you must get medical supplies

6. those who want to survive will survive at all cost and those who want to die will do just that … you must put all emotions aside when deciding who will be your companions … you don’t have time to pick up all the family members so you have a choice to make … you take who is with you at the time and that’s final .. this isn’t a game .. it’s survival

you and your companion or companions load the truck with all the things mentioned and you travel as far north as you can manage to go with the fuel you have … there is more but I listed the basics … good luck … the day is coming .:)

oh yea … the most important thing of all …. this is a life or death thing so don’t forget … DO NOT LEAVE WITH OUT YOUR DOG!!!!!! … I would leave my father before I leave my dog … peace!!

I mean the concept of zombies are different to different people right? Some walk through fire while some die, some when hit on the head die, so you would have to test out to see what they are like right? It’s a pretty hard question. Also speed, strength and such are very important too. Probably to it the Luffy way. Get everyone in the world to stuff the zombies back into their graves.

I most likely will all u have to do is follow the 10 rulles

i’m chinese,and my english is poor.so i can‘t absolutely make it clear.whatever how prefect your plan is.the day run out of resource will arrive.when that day arrives,the game over.so i think that you can fly to china,there is no zombine,no walking dead.
the comment has taken my ten minutes….my poor english…

first of all all u people saying you going to build this safe house and they are to slow for me nope they well kill u by numbers they mite be slow but they will overcome you in a second what i would do is go and get my mechet and sword go to wal mart raid the guns get all the ammo i can carry get to my truck ( with my mom in there i would not leave her behind) find my dad weld my truck out and oh but on some pads like football helimt football pads arm pads leg pads so things like that so if one gets on you u dont just get bit and are one of them but back to my point find as many people boy or girl and save them (if there still alive alive ) get as far away from a city or town like nevada or far west texas or even high mounts of colorodo something far away as possible and hold up there start a communty make and after a awhile that gate crap and food and all that will come in to play that how i would sruvive

Indeed my good sir. You see, I would; well no I don’t believe so…

I would camp out in an empty prison, sort of like in resident evil afterlife, and i would have every sort of gun i could get my hands on with a very large supply of bullets, food and water.

i would stay at home with food and make sure zombies didn’t get in. i mean, they’re basically dead people so during the day, the heat will rot them, and during the night, the cold will destroy their bodies. also, it helps that in order to spread the disease, they have to kill their only food source. in the end, after about two days, they will die out.

I would so survive because zombies eat brains and all my friends say I don’t have one!!!

i’d probably survive, foodwise..
we have a chicken farm at home, a whole stockhouse of coal, veg garden in the backyard, a well(boil before drinking), and a few cooking utensils.

i would’nt worry too much about the zombies. what i would worry about are fellow humans competing for food and other supplies.

for the weapons all i have are 3 machetes and some arnis sticks.

im open to trade food for weapons. just let me know

Probably not. I’m big & clumsy. Put me in a secure place to find out a way to kill them though, & I’ll save you!

I don’t think I would. I’m **** at trying to find food. I’d either kill myself to save myself from the pain of being eaten alive, or starve to death, or by accidentally getting eaten. Hey… do zombies swim? Maybe you could get a boat at live in a lake or something. Yeah, that’s a good idea… or a mountain…

Well I would and I will share my secret with all of you. 10% of zombie apocalypse is knowing how to fight zombies 10% is having good basic survival skills (read a few survival books) 10% is the ability to be good headed and think rather than panic and act on instinct and 70% is having a plan

I almost certainly would survive, you see i know where the military base is here, I have friends there who would arm me and give me mres, so i’d be set xD

This depends on what kind of zombies were talking about here. Zombies have been portrayed in entertainment many ways. If they are slow and mindless zombies, of course it would be easy; if they were fast and super aggressive zombies with the only desire to eat, than maybe not. The first thing to do in either case is to find a safe location to live and store supplies. Next you would have to leave the location in order to get your supplies, probably be best to go after weapons first, because you would need to protect yourself and they would never hurt to have in case you need to steal supplies from other nonzombies.

I think I would do great in a world without order and rulers. I would be able to do as I want when I want and it would be pretty amazing.

My friend seems to think that the zombies wouldn’t touch me due to my lack of brains
Asuch, I would probably rule over them as queen of the undead.

But no, realistically speaking I’d die pretty quick, since I’d just scream and hyperventilate.

i would indeed survive, im surgical with nearly any firearm, quick on my feet, can climb almost anything, and if i ran low on food… i would have no qualms with hunting other, weaker survivors…. nom nom nom

I don’t really think so ..
Its not that easy to run for your life.

I would not survive at all. No chance. I would scream at the sight of any zombie and be murdered instantly. Another thing that doesn’t help is the fact that I am a
scrawny weakling >:(

Sure I would but I know that I would get sick and tired of it, within 2 weeks of running, killing and surviving. But to survive I would, you know, need some things such as:
a. Guns or any melee weapons even the a simple kitchen knife would do
b. Companion(s) especially one who knows basic survival skills such as getting food in the wild since I’m a city girl and I don’t know anything about survive out “there”.
c. A safe to place to stay with the supplies I need like Walmart or Home Depot with food and tools
d. If I find no safe house then I would require a medium sized boat, 4 skilled companions I know and the stuff listed in letter A so that I could live out on sea or some small tiny island that’s not infected or not infected as much so that I could kill of the rest that are infected.
e. And if those zombies are scary as hell a
and run as fast as those in “I am Legend” I’m going with Plan B = Kill myself.

Maybe. I’d probably survive a few days, maybe weeks. But in the end, I’d kill myself.

yess!!! of course i will survive Because i will sing justin bieber’s song so all zombies would die lol…

Pssh, I just came back from doing a haunted maze with my friends in which we were chased the last five minutes by zombies, I could totally survive a zombie apocalypse! ;D

I wouldn’t ’cause i’m just a kid

Of course you could survive, just stay near water when they came towards you just get in your boat and watch them drown the further you go out.

I think peoples idea of how a zombie apocalypse would go down is entirely skewed. First of all, it would not be an apocalypse. Think about it, zombies are rather docile unless agitated by sound, smell, or close proximity. Even upon agitation, zombies may transmit their undead virus to you Only through biting or scratching. So as long as you stay arms length away, your good. What is the number one man made weapon system for eliminating hostiles? Guns. How many guns do we have? A sheet load. I have friends who personally own several dozen rifles and handguns, not including other weapons such as bows, machetes, knives, etc. On top of this, we live in the U.S.A. – land of a freaking Huge military. Lets face it, the zombies stand no chance.

(All this takes for granted that the zombie virus is not airborne, as it is in IPs such as I Am Legend)

99% of the game players would be gone in a week regardless of zombie type. The tards that have no preps for any kind of disaster would run to the woods and starve to death. Those of us who live in remote rural areas and belong to local militias and such would own the world when the zombies finally rotted away.

If you are not already a survivalist and have a stoer of guns/ammo/food/water you will be one of thousands running to walmart et al trying to get a meal, gangs with guns will be fighting to the death for it and then the zombies will come to feast on the losers.

A zombie apoclypse would fail pretty quickly. All the advantages of humans and animals would make the undead stay dead pretty fast

I will definitely stop zombies from evil just by using your Grandma as my shield!

I would think so because zombies are slow so I could just walk past them. Oh yeah! And I would knife them like in black ops

i’d be fine as long as the supply of pianos and rooftops holds.

Man, zombies wouldn’t have a chance. Well, let’s take it back a step. Are these zombies fast or slow? The slow zombies would be done. The fast zombies would take me out no problem I love The Walking Dead, I am a huge horror fan. My favorite zombie movie is zombieland, great movie. I do like the classic too.

Slow zombie, hell ya. I would be debraining some zombies.
Fast running zombies, look out

i would definitly not make it. My family will slow me down. i wonder how many zombies i can take out while caring for 3 kids and a wife.

I would survive the first wave by locking myself and my family at home.Then, I would probably loose sb when looking for weapons in the local store, which is like 20 blocks from home, and maybe I would survive when coming back from a supermarket with supplies. I’m sure that the survivors could turn the house into a fortress and we could manage to live for a long time there. Going out to get supplies from time to time would be risky, but I think we could manage. When zombies come we’ll just chop their heads off with a baseball bat, a machete or a bow, which is my favorite because it’s quiet.
Now, if the zombies are fast like in 28 days later, then we would be screwed.

Well if you could survive for atleast 2 months it would probaly be delt with with a million scientists working around clock for it wouldnt be much a problem plus the militar would just bomb the shit out all the zombies from jets and helis etc but if it all went to hell i would probaly just stock up for months worth of food water purification devices, boiling and ozone then i would have a energy sorce and transmit for help

I believe so. I have 20 years of Marine Corps experience with weapons and survival tactics. Plus I have read the zombie survival handbook. Great book.
see you on the battlefield of 2012

I would fill my attic full of supplies, destroy the staircase which leds the to second floor of my house and go in my attic to wait it out. There a rope ladder which leds into it, which id pull up. It has a chemical toilet.

I would hide on a island after raiding Wal Mart for guns and supplies. Water, food, and I would drive a prius so I wouldn’t run out of gas…or I could make it much futher than these tools that drive busses. Zombieland is by far the most entertaining zombie movie. Fast zombies are still scary, the slow ones are easy targets. Someone said they would team up with Chuck Norris, not a bad idea….but what if Chuck Norris is a zombie. Then we are all screwed

I would camp out at Cabella’s and stay in the weapon section. I would try and barricade the the doors and if that doesn’t work… well, that’s why I’m hiding near the weapons. I would eat the freeze-dried food for hikers and drink from the water fountain. I would obviously go to the bathroom to do my business, whether it’s working or not, and I’m sure that I could find toiletries in the back.

I have a very detailed plan that my husband and I have been working on for the past two years. I think I would survive for a while, but really the odds are against you during a zombie apocolypse. Basically our plan consists of us owning a house on top of a mountain in a very rural area, where we have a hydoponics system that grows our own food and runs on solar power. We would also have an underground bunker stocked with food to hide out for awhile if needed, and we already own several different kinds of weapons. All of which would benefit us whether or not this actually happens. I personally look forward to the invasion.

I would run, find a gun and shoot. Find a airplane and travel back and forth between old airports around the world with my family and friends. Pick up people who havn’t been eaten and just survive!

I know I would survive because I am the Ultimate Zombie Slayer. I have taken hundreds of Zombie Survival Tests and on all of them I survive without a single scratch. You guys will fall to the zombies. I will rise and destroy all of them single-handed. Tough luck noobs!!!

Yeah I would survive a zombie apocalypse. I would take every gun from the gun range next to my house and also from fleet farm, then I would also pack up food and tools. Bring my family go to a quarry and camp there. then gather more of my paintball buddies and kick some As

a lot of people will say “yeah, I’m gonna kick zombie ass” or sumthin like that, when the truth is, 7/8′s of them are going to have the shit literally scared out of them, and even if they survive the first attack, they’ll probably end up shooting anything that moves, they’ll be too paranoid to live a whole week.

I admit…that I would be scared the first time, because I think anyone would, I mean…come on, a reanimated corpse wanting to eat you, that’s scary.
I’ll also admit, I probably won’t survive even though my plan is legit. why? odds are they can run…and then they’ll be a huge horde of them that will tear my flesh apart slowly…which is probably why I’d end up doin the Robert Neville on them if I can’t get away (Robert Neville…main character on I Am Legend, he ran into the darkseekers with a grenade and blew them up…in other words, self sacrifice) but even if it’s the speed they move in the walking dead…I think I have a good chance. I’m not one to be stupid and loud. Conservative with ammo too. also, in the walking dead, do you think they should find supressors? that’d make shooting less risky of an option

When i get rich enough i’ll build a floating house in the lake, maybe even a village. zombies can’t swim, much less survive underwater for very long. and then have a little vehicle station by the shore that is protected by fencing, so we can scavenge for food on land, but im sure most of the meals will come from the lake itself.

I think I will surive because I already have a surival plan. My plan is first get some tools at the hardware store by my house and use them as weapons. There is also a bike shop, so I’ll get a bike for travel. I have a few grocery stores by my house and I’ll get some food, luckly. Then I’ll team up with a friend that lives by my house, cause he has a gun. There is a place that I can go to, to get some horses, if I need them. Then I’ll go to the train tracks and go north, so I can meet up with some people that I know.

also i will get books on how to plant food and get seeds form home depot or walmart, and plant food.

If there was a zombie apocalypse the first thing I’d do is scream and run around in circles or hyperventilate. Then after doing that I’d steal a huge ass boat and stock it up with food, water and necessary supplies. I’d then throw all people who are important to me on board and sail off to an island to wait for the whole zombie thing to blow over. DONE!

Even though I am 13, I have projectiles, swords, guns and martial arts training. I think I could survive. But my weakness would be animals. That would be the death of me.

give me a shot gun a couple Molotov cocktails the i will survive

I would for a while, but I’ll probably die because someone will use me as a sheild or something…

I’m am the type of person to not survive in those kinds of situations…

Let me just find the nearest zombie apocalypse and we’ll find out

I would just commit suicide. I don’t find it worth even trying to survive in a world that horrible.

Not sure about zombie attack,
but I plan to be ready for 2012 end of the world!

I came across this online, and think it is great!

http://go-out-laughing.com/survival.html

End of the World Survival Kits – available now!

yes i have a plan with several of my friends. we live on the water in a big fishin village called freeport ny. we would take a large boat and pack it with supllies. but first we would take a fast car with four seats and take 4 people to the local armory take four army trucks capable of carring 20 people each. two would go get food and other neccesitys 1 would fill up with amo and guns. the last would pick up some girls to repoduce. we would load it onto the boat and sail down to florida and take a cruse ship and sail around looking for survivors easy spots to get more food and amo. wee will live on the ship until zombies all die when they see us and trie to go in the water until the world is safe and we will recreate the world one person at a time. so stay by the water and wait for us to get to your area. and save some gas as well

Being a competitive fencer(saber, epee) I have a penchant with bladed weapons, like a military sword or machete. Swords dont need reloading

I got to level 18 on black ops zombies but maybe

Well… That all depends on what weapons I get. If i get a crossbow or a gun, yes. I would defenly survive. I would also find a nice, secure, secret place where no walkers could find me.

I could, but it would be very hard. I mean if MJ And Hitler And Osama Teamed up we would all be dead. But that wouldn’t be the case. Anyway us humans have guns, zombies dont. We have brains, zombies dont. We have real food, zombies dont, we have cars, zombies dont. We Have Animals(unless there infected) zombies dont. We have so much more we should easily out number them even if they multiply. Personally I would collect lots of weapons and food and hide out with many people but not too many. We would have plenty ammo, and if ammo runs out we would have many blunt objects. The more people we can gather the bigger of possibly building we can stay in. Until there is very little or no zombies i think I could Survive.

I already has tons of canned food stored up anyway so as long as I can get my hands on a shark-bite suit or some chain mail for when I go out for food then the’ll be no stopping me. I’m pretty good with a bow and the suit/armor will prevent zombie bites as long as I wear a motorcycle helmet along with it, the bites may hurt like hell but there’s no risk of infection since they can’t bite through if I do go down it’ll be from starvation if I get swarmed and can’t get up for a few days.

I would for a while especially since I’m a gutsy person who thinks out the box and I know someone who’s got guns in his home about a block from my place but after food runs out or I don’t have weapons I’d be gone in a day or so.

i would move to the amazon railnforest and hide out with the unknown animals there.As in the ones the scientests havent discovered yet.. lol and id survive because im awsome ^_^

I would lock myself in a Walmart. They have everything you need.

I’d get a big food supply, and weapons.
Lock all doors and cover them asap.
go into my attic at the top of my house (zombies cant climb or go up stairs; i would guess)
and stay there until it had gone
(no electric or anything would be turned on, but i would have a radio or some sort of communication)

Well, I would probably be the first to die due to my lack of skill…..of ANYTHING!!

Nope, ive got a basic plan but honestly if the millitary cant handle it how would i be able too? I dont live on a beach so the whole GET TO THE BOATS thing is bogus for me at least. Also i dont have a truckload of firearms so thats out too… I dont think anyone would if its those fast zombies.

No, I would like, pee myself

I WOULD GRAB A SHOTGUN AND SHOOT EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, GRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Umm…maybe. I would be scared out of my mind, but I would just lock my doors super tight, go upstairs, and hide in my master bathroom with a box of Honey Nut Cheerios, string cheese, a jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread, and my iPad and cellphone and house phone. Oh, and my chargers, flashlights, and batteries. Also a radio. Then I would call the zombie killer team and have them guard my house, and I would pay them as much as they wanted as long as they guarder my house until every single zombie in the world was dead They would also get free food.

according to facbook quiz, i wouldnt last 2 weeks

I think I would, I would just go somewhere its always cold because the zombies would probably become frozen, or I would just try to get to an Island.

I would hide in a big blimb in the sky and firebomb the hell out of those undead bastards.

I think I would survive for a while maybe a few months. In all actuality I feel like if you took to the time to post a response to this question on Yahoo, then you probably wouldn’t, hah. I mean the only people who would survive a zombie apocalypse are going to be hard-ass military veterans. And if you answered “no”, I feel as though you would survive longer than the “yes’s” because would actually grasp the severity of the situation, the “yes’s” wouldn’t underestimate the zombie hordes thus, being under prepared and die. The “no’s” will have been extremely paranoid and overly prepared. On the other hand, the “no’s” might be so scared of their imminent grisly death that they eventually commit suicide, no longer able to handle the stress of staying alive. I feel like I would die, this town is relatively small with a growing population. Being that this is a conservative town, you might imagine that at least half of the people here are “hillbillies”, I would guess that about half of the “hillbillies” would try to stay home and barricade themselves in, who would soon die thereafter. The other “smarter hillbillies” would head towards a shelter with the rest of smarter population. Now about 3/4 of the population would be in a fort-like building, well, actually lets say about 65% of the population, assuming that 10% of the rationally thinking population has, in some way, died. Now the only buildings that would offer ample shelter that come to mind would be the courthouse, jail, schools, stadium/arena, and malls. My parents and my siblings are “smarter” than average so my brother and I would more than likely convince our parents to find somewhere like our cabin. Our cabin is somewhat secluded and it has a pond with catfish near it, I don’t know if catfish would be infected but I guess we would mainly eat that and deer, seeing as my step-dad is an avid hunter. Now that I think about it, my step-sister and her family would come, along with my step-brother and his family. I would hate to be stuck with them and the house would be crowded. I assume that the zombies would find us, having already eaten and/or infected the majority of the other inhabitants in our area. So the zombies would eventually break through the den of our cabin, I say the den because it’s walls are mostly windows which makes it an obvious weakpoint. The zombies would flood into our house, probably kill/infect at least two of the males in our family (probably my dad and step-brother (they are the oldest and would feel obligated to sacrifice themselves for us) we would of course make the women and children try and flee upstairs along with myself, my older brother, brother-in-law and I’m just going to ball park this and assume my dad would be infected but still alive, (step brother is now dead). We would try and block of the doorway of course and contemplate our next move. Of course we would have to shoot and kill my step-dad. I don’t know what would happen from this point as all rationality goes out the door when you are confined in a small place with your family and just had to witness the patriarch kill himself. So, no. I would not survive.

i would survive a zombie apocalypse just go to an army base gear up there go steal 2 house boats and live in a giant like one stocked with food and water the other for living and you could also fish for food and boil lake water if you run out

Okay everyone, there is no need to reiterate the EXACT same idea that everyone else had said. A simple “yes” or “no” would do the trick, otherwise, be a little more original.

i would i would baricade my house andd knock down the and ill be on my balcony sniping zombies

I’ve been genning up by reading several PA books, I’ve watched George Romero’s films, Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland so I think I’ve got a handle on ‘what not to do’.

I had intended to head for the Isle of Wight but the fact that zombies are not put off by water has put me off that idea.

I think about this way too much.

Yea, for at least a week. >.>

I would go to the mall or to walmart and lock everything up, board everything up and crap like that. I would get food there as well.

For the weapons, I use the sword I bought a while back and just in case of crowds my shotgun or rifle till I reach walmart or the mall. Why the sword? Well zombies are attracted by noise right? Sword makes less noise.
When I reach walmart or the mall, I’ll get a radio or something and listen for a permient safe house, because I doubt that Walmart and the mall would hold up for long if a horde strikes.

Then plan from there >.>

I would just stock up on guns/ammo before this all happens… buy a wild edibles book… and go 10 miles into the forest with food/supplies, hand crank radio and a fishing pole, if there’s a lake/pond with islands in it, i would set up base camp there…. make traps and alarms all around the lake, make weapons out of sticks… oh if it’s 28 days ltr/resident evil zombies that could run fast, I’d be screwed… but if it’s the normal walking slow zombie I’d have a advantage

I’ll make sure i have a reliable Vehicle, Make sure i go to a supermarket and rack up with can Goods and go to the nearest gun store and rack up on guns and Ammo.
LOL >> I will also need a radio for information that may be given through the radio.

I guess that’s all i will be needing for a fun time with Zombies!

I would gather a great quantity of food and ransack a Home Depot for seeds to plant and grow. I’ll get an armored car and a plane with a carrier to hold my car and loads of weapons and endless ammo. I’ll go to Fiji (since it is small enough) and clear all the zombies off the island (since zombies can’t swim) and build a new civilization there, with the seeds and resources already there. Plus I’ll take my family and a few friends. Not all of my friends, though. Most of them wouldn’t survive the first wave of zombies >.>;

HA! i would have an ak47 15 machine guns, my brother( he can shoot a gun pretty good),ALOT OF GRENADES heh, and a friendly zombie that defends us WHOOP!!

It would depend, I would form a group, take some melee weapons and make my way to a police station with the rest of the gang to help, there, we would have better weapons. I would – don’t judge me unless there IS a zombie apocalypse – hijack a police car and let the tallest gang member drive. We would drive to a simple place like Dollar General and maybe or Dollar Tree until we were able to find more people. But if I was all by myself – and oh God that would suck! – I’d die. Simple as that. I wouldn’t make it to the police station by myself. It’s that easy.

I would just get in a one room square house and put solar power tredmills all around the house1(:

id make friends with the zombies and get wasted at the local bar with them. XD

Suicide. Duh…. WINNING! (Charlie Sheen)

i would be friends with the zombies and get wasted at the local bar with them. XD

I think I could but it depends on how long it takes. I could survive for a year at most and 5 months at the least. The key is finding a place where zombies won’t be able to get into bringing any supplies you need. you also need a smalll team between 5-7 people. then you would have to make small trips to get other key items for example food ammo and more items to fortify your “fort.”

This is mine and my friends idea…
The first thing you need to do is make sure you and your partner are clean. You don’t want to get started and find out that your mate eats you in your sleep. Get your hands on some weapons so try your garden shed. Bats, spades, and shovels are good but rakes are a no no (else they’ll get stuck in the zombie when you hit it.). Then, we’ll find our way to ASDA in Spondon, collecting survivors as we go (making sure they’re clean, too). It’d be easier to get guns but I can’t imagine getting them in Derby until a few months into the apocalypse. We’ll set up a stronghold in ASDA, preventing anyone from getting in or out. We’ll have a schedule for people keeping watch on the room (preferable with guns, if we had them) so we can let survivors in. We’ll have an entrance bay for people to get in. They go in, we shut the door behind them, check them while they’re in the bay and then open the door once we know they’re clean. We will watch food supplies, stopping anyone else from taking food and we’ll give them out in rations. Anyone who is infected will be killed. It’s sad but we cannot take ANY chances.

Well if the zombies r dumb enuf to the point where u can just put on some ketchup or fake blood and some make up to look like a zombie then i would do that, but then as a girl wit long hair they can grab me even if they cant reach me directly. then bcuz idk how to use a gun i cant defend myself. but if the zombies arent like l4d zombies puke/pounce/constrict/tearuapart then they would b easier to kill and make it easier to survive

I’d be the chick with the Dynamite and the Flamethrower.

I totally would >:D I would build an underground shelter in the country next to a well/lake with a boat in case of emergency. I would always have an axe, a fully loaded M-16 with a 100 round clip, a water canteen, field rations (Dried bread, honey, nuts,ect.) full army getup lookin all army pimp and stuff. I would keep small edible plants growing in a special area inside my house, grown by one of those lights that acts like the sun and by my pad locked, metal barred window. (My door would be triple that) I would only go outside only to hunt (always in a group with my family and friends, strength in numbers) and get water. I would arm everyone in my group with pistols, sniper riffles, and the occasional bazooka. I would keep guard dogs constantly on guard and there would always be someone awake with a really loud signal if there were zombies. If the alarm would sound, we’d already be dressed and armed and going all gangster on the zombies before the even knew what hit them. I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would. Stick in groups and find a gun shop

Yeah, totally. I’m ready for a zombie invasion any day.

No. First off we need food. Most people would have to solely survive off of super markets, abandoned homes, and bigger stores because like me, have little to none information on growing plants/ cattle. We can’t carry a back pack filled with food, and a suit case with an extra pair of pants. So people will need to settle down somewhere. This will require a group of people to help you guard your safe haven. This isn’t the best, but it’s a small step for mankind getting back up. Now everyone’s favorite part. Weapons. We all aren’t blessed with a friend who has a family gun shop (like me!), but most people should have a baseball bat from childhood, or a kitchen knife for those macho ladies. Now you shouldn’t go blindly swinging into a dark building, but maybe when the infected aren’t looking your way. Now on the small chance you find a pistol, don’t go Rambo on them since guns are LOUD!!! Because the last thing you want is 4 zombies walking at you with no ammo. Also for an extra tip wear a long sleeve shirt or jacket, hey that extra layer may save you.

I would survive the zombie attack, but trying to find food,shelter,clothes, that is when I would die.

Yep. They’d all die in the winter – they would never be able to live through the freezing temperatures in the winter. Or they’d decompose a hell of a lot faster in the summer, since the bacteria would feast on their flesh much easier with all that heat.

Not really. Too much work, too much chaos, too much of disadvantages. First off we need food. Most people would have to solely survive off of super markets, abandoned homes, and bigger stores because like me, have little to none information on growing plants/ cattle. We can’t carry a back pack filled with food, and a suit case with an extra pair of pants. So people will need to settle down somewhere. This will require a group of people to help you guard your safe haven. This isn’t the best, but it’s a small step for mankind getting back up. Now everyone’s favorite part. Weapons. We all aren’t blessed with a friend who has a family gun shop (like me!), but most people should have a baseball bat from childhood, or a kitchen knife for those macho ladies. Now you shouldn’t go blindly swinging into a dark building, but maybe when the infected aren’t looking your way. Now on the small chance you find a pistol, don’t go Rambo on them since guns are LOUD!!! Because the last thing you want is 4 zombies walking at you with no ammo. Also for an extra tip wear a long sleeve shirt or jacket, hey that extra layer may save you.

surviving the zombies are easy
all i need are:
Daytime
1. lifetimes supply of food (I will do this by going to the local walmart and will call it my home)
2. I probably won’t need that much food because zombies only have a short lifespan
3. a bulletproof walmart
4. a bullet[proof] walmart with barricades
5. an army-class helicopter that has like 20 rockets on top of the walmart
6. steal some atom bombs
7. some machine guns
8. a monster truck so i can crush some zombies and the tires can leave a long trail of blood
9. a robot like megas xlr for having fun and causing some major damage
10. use the robots to go to Washington DC and go to the white house and the government areas and steal lots of guns and money
11. a gang with like 200 people like on the grand theft auto games
12. 200 miniguns (bullet proof miniguns)
13. Bulletproof armor
14. Study cockroaches and somehow create a virus that will eventually kill all the zombies
15. Oops and I forgot to mention lots and lots of ammo
16. Also, if I run out of food (very unlikely), I will have to use flamethrowers to cook the zombies so that I have food to eat
17. Some cereal (oh yeah walmart is a supercenter so I will have fun playing with:
Nighttime
18.  60-inch hdtv
19.  blu-ray movies
20.  good laptops and/or PCs
21.  Nintendo 3DS, PS3, PC, Wii, oh, and don’t forget the Xbox 360‼
22.  brush teeth
23. but PCs are better than consoles.
24. so i will stick to the PC for games
25.  I could also make a walmart sandwich, eat some pizza, or grab some lunchables out of the cold food area
26.  the shoes might wear out because of all of the zombie killing, and running away from the zombies, so I can just easily grab some walmart shoes.
27.  brushing my teeth is easy
28.  play with good toys like hot wheels and board games like monopoly
29.  walmart has internet access so YouTube baby, and email, and all the money I can grab in the walmart supercenter vault so I can order stuff online and
30. still haven’t figured out how I will take a shower DANG IT

Definitely. Some extra gas, a couple of good baseball bats, a sledgehammer, a handgun, and my truck. I’m all set.

I have it all figured out. If a zombie apocalypse happened, my first stop would be the local arena that sponsors Monster Truck rallies. Think about it… Huge tires to run over the zombie… The cabs are well over head height so the zombies can’t crawl in… They are made tough because they often get into extremely conflicts with other trucks… and if you get the right ones, they even blow flames.

Monster Trucks are absolutely the ultimate zombie urban assault vehicle.

No doubt I would.

People it wouldn’t be a video game or a movie!! You can’t have a million guns or unlimited ammo like in black ops, left for dead or other games. Think about it you’ll eventually run out of food and drinks and ammo. without stores you can’t buy food or water. you’d have to have a farm and near fresh water. But that won’t last because since water treatment plants stopped working zombies would get into the water or human waste would get into the water and contaminate it. some would survive by sharcropping with the government maybe if they decide to help instead of protecting one person (president).

Yes. Because once the epidemic has spread out, most zombies would last no more than 72 hours because they would be too stupid to drink. Mo9st animals operating on their simple reptilian or primitave brain probably smell water, so they can find natural sources unlike human beings. Since most of our water supplies come from bottled, or activated sources, you have to face the fact that a zomby would be too stupid to twist a doorknob, faucet, much less the cap of a water bottle. Additionally acquiring it from an open waterway would mean that an incognizant zombie would simply walk into a lake and drown himself since most of his advanced motor functions would be gone. Another point to add about zombies being so stupid, is that they would simply charge around being unable to distinguish really who is Zombied and who isn’t. So likely they would end up eating each other alive, falling down from loss of strength due to bleeding and dehydration, resulting in a massive feeding congregation of physically weakened bodies, stacking their own corpses one by one. Genocide would be commmited in an exponential manner that means they would eliminate themselves in a very short time, an intelligent human being would see that, and then simply avoid. Once they start feeding off each others’ dead bodies, and the sun kicks in, the meat will rot, and stink and cause a host of other infectious diseases meaning that the live and dead human bodies would be badly infected from open wounds *WHILST STILL* consuming rotting flesh which their bodies would not be able to handle. They would get sick, they would dry out, and the ones who (for arguments’ sake) dont feed from the pile will simply be too weak to run and put up any physical resistance for an extended period of time. All you would end up seeing is a bunch of morons chewing on each other until they run out of strength and die in a huge pile. How to survive this is simple, dont fight them, dont build bombs, dont hack an SUV and make energy weapons with systematic targeting, just go hide somewhere with enough food to last you 72 hours so that you can OUTLIVE them. By default they will die from natural causes due to their incompetent survival cognition. Most of you people are badly informed with little understanding of basic clinical facts so buy into bad movies that are rehashes of the same idea over and over again… face it, its not even scientifically, much less realistically feasible. If you’re talking about a spread of infectious disease through an airborne virus, then there’s really little your kitchen knives and modified bunkers will do… you will not have time to build a closed air system, there is no such thing as 100% protection not even from a HEPA filter. Blah blah blah, I wasted my time, but you are all morons I rest my case

I would go out fighting, machete, crowbar, bat, and a pitchfork.

It depends. If the government responds accordingly and doesn’t act all retarded like they always do in movies, I think a zombie apocalypse could be avoided all together. If that doesn’t happen, my friends and I have a plan to take some loved ones and barricade ourselves in a BJs. There are no windows and enough nonperishable food to last a decent number of people several years.

If both plans fail I’d probably die.

I would live in the top floor of a skyscraper building, barricade the lower levels and the stairwells, have floors with hydroponic lights and grass for cattle, mud floors for pigs, floors with chicken coops, have gardens on the roof with a helicopter. Generators lower down, i’d have a tank and a sports car for if I ever needed to go out.

i would survive. my plan is to first stock up on bottled water(which i have at the moment) then make my way to a marina, snatch a sailboat (with a group that consists of me, my girl, and whoever else that i can snatch up who can benefit me; no larger than 8 people max) then i will sail off to sea and navigate the sea until i found a place that was not infected. preferably somewhere really cold or really hot. zombies cannot handle either well.

I would:
1) Get some samurai swords and keep them on my back and whip them out and slice the zombies to death! For food I would make zombie kabobs!
2) Light Sabers FTW!

I’d snoop around in a street cone next to all the zombies. Butter down my skin in case I get caught so I’m not easy to grab on to for a bight.

It’s simple you just find a secure place to hide out, stock up on food, provisions, and weapons, make sure your area is 100% zombie proof, have at least one other person with you (always nice to have you can make sexy time with) and always carry around a metal baseball bat or cricket bat because there is no other weapon more useful to kill a zombie with. Also have something to use to pass the time with because chances are you will be stuck in that place for the rest of your life.

no

Yes i learned in left 4 dead 2 lol xD

Hmm….I live REALLY close to a Wal-Mart….a Lowes…a Publix…3 car rental services……A lake down the street….plus at least 9-15 restaurants (all facilities within about 3/4ths of a mile proximity to each other) and PLUS our city is barely even a city with a population of only about 40-45k….so GIVEN that I know about the zombie problem early enough to prepare before most everyone else…..I think I would stay right here….that it would be the smartest place to be anyway as opposed to going into unknown/unfamiliar territory…..after i stockpile on nonperishable food, water (incase it’s not safe to go outside for a while), what little medical supplies a grocery store has available…some books so if the world is ever normal again my little brother wont be stupid academically…some movies and video games and cds for bored times and because they could be the last ones made….LOTS OF SEEDS and fertilizer(or a few worm compost bins) to start growing food as soon as it’s safe to for when we run out of food… guns…ammo…..gasoline….a generator or two….building supplies (to build a tall and really thick brick fence-like structure around my house)….probably temporarily steal the largest vehicle I can find at one of the rental centers so i can make as few trips as possible while getting all of these things….and one or two of those high mpg vehicles in case I need to go very far…all with gps….That’s pretty much all I can think of right now…I would probably be looting all of these things but since my parents don’t spend more than their means like A LOT of people in this country do, I’m sure they would not have much of a problem paying for some of it if needed. The Necessary things from most to least important would be first to obtain and then the unnecessary items. (and yes, for those of you who didn’t know, gasoline, generators, books, video games, cds, and cars ARE unnecessary for survival.)….we probably would team up and share sparingly with neighbors if I figured out that they had items or skills to contribute and that they were easy to get along with and psychologically stable people. We’d hide out (and protect ourselves if needed) until things are safe again (zombies starve to death or something). …I would have to not hesitate to kill any of my neighbors or family that are infected…they’re as good as dead anyway…..hmm…come to think of it…although my parents TOTALLY got ripped off when they bought this house (right before the recession), we live in a pretty safe and convenient area IF there were to be any kind of more realistic (or zombie) social or economic collapse or apocalypse, given that we would be smart enough to start preparing early enough that is.

Of course I would. Wow, do you have any idea how many rednecks, bikers, hunters, gangsters, thugs, and criminals there are in this great country of ours?, who are waiting for a day like this to bust out there guns and shoot everything that walks on two feet? And let’s not forget the army. Heck, all I (and everyone who wants to stay alive) need to do is find a good hiding spot and enough food and water for at least a week. The next thing you know it, every f*cking zombie is either wiped out or dismantled. This zombie apocalypse is just like a walk-in-the-park for me

Haha, thank you for asking. Yes I would totally survive. Being one of the best Kansas 4-H Shooting Sports athletes I have great accuracy with any weapon I handle. I’m also very creative. I have food and livestock with more than suitable fence to keep the zombies out. If the root of the zombie apocalypse goes cross species then I’ll have to kill my barn cats. And train my hunting dogs to kill zombies. Plus I have an ammo reloading station in my house, plenty of guns and a handful of generators and a gas station size tank of gas. The only thing that would get me is when I head into town to save my friends.

I would gather water and food and start looking for places reachable only by removable stairs. When I get there with my supplies I would pick the stairs so the zombies wouldn’t be able to reach me.
If I get everything right I would watch the zombies rotting until they can’t move anymore.
Just keep repeating this strategy over and over through different cities if I’m out of water and food, then sooner or later there would be no more zombies. I few therapy sessions later I’d be ready to enjoy life in a post apocalyptic environment!

I probably will given that I love adventure and this, in itself, is an adventure. And with all the zombie movies ever produced, I could have ideas already…unless…not one of the methods shown in the movies work, then finding a way to survive would be part of the challenge.

i would take my big BIG knives latch’m onto ma belt (cuz you don’t need ammo for knives) run downstairs get ma machete. grab ma pointed brass knuckles and get twinkies. then go to a gun shop grab an automatic shotgun. (cuz its free now) as many bullets as i can. run back to ma house. (its on a steep hill) grab as many of ma Co2 cans and set them around the house to blow up mini zombs. then hang out and play Xbox with a few zombies on black ops, pwn some noobs. and then kill zombies in ma spare time.

Depends. If I go alone, perhaps. But if I go with someone who is not reliable, shieeeeeet…. NO COMMENT.

Anyway, I would just gather up canned foods and a katana(if possible) with guns and bullets. Keep my load light and just walk with ears open. Who here has read the book “Zombie Survival”?

Pretty useful! That is, if you know what you’re doing~

I would absolutely survive. i would find guns and hide in the trees. surviving on the pine and bark. i would find a survivor camp and stay there for a few days, then continue my adventure, walking further and further away from the main horde. i would trust any survivor i find, and we would continue together. or i would make a bunker underground in the forest and survive there.

Nah I would definitely be one of the first ones to die xD

i would get my family hijak a bus and drive to an army base with chainsaws hanging out the window of the bus

Maybe for a while.I have weapons training,I can fight,I’m so paranoid that no one could sneak up on me,but I’d grow disgruntled pretty soon and just want to say f**k it all and join the zombie hordes.

If I were a jedi it would be unbelievably easy I’d simply perform a mind trick on them (“these are not the brains you’re looking for”). However my midichlorian count is not high enough (BA-ZING!) so no.

funny since it has been on several CONvention panels and I have been listening to the Zurvialist podcast that that discusses it also listened to 5 zombie audio dramas and watch the chose your own adventure video.
even so I don’t think I would last long and hope it never leaves the realm of entertainment.

If a zombie apocalypse will occur in the Philippines, they’ll die faster due to heat occurring on our country. One place to camp out would be, Artex Compound in Malabon (“dubbed as the Real-World Waterworld”).

zombies cant open doors… they are slow… the army would get them the dogs would get then and they cant climbs walls…

I would for the simple reason that zombies fail.

They are rotting corpses, within a few days they wouldn’t have enough muscle to move.

They would be incredibly weak and slow. The perfect prey for any carnivore, particularly insects.

Cracked.com has many articles on how zombies would never succeed.

One major point is diseases spread by mouth are easy to contain, see Rabies. Zombieism which disables the host and is easily visible.

Besides, I’m in Australia. Unless it started here I’m safe because we are an island. If it was here. Heck, I’d stay inside a few days until they have all been eaten or decayed.

Most people would survive.

Ill probably survive for a good couple of weeks… but at that time i will have a damn good time smashing up some zombies!! haahaha would be so fun to rob the gun store and get unlimited bullets and and get your hands on whatever u want.. and again smash up and blow up and crash some zombies!! woot! …but id wish to run into a sexy human guy to take care of my needs ahm…:P its not fun to kill zombies when there isnt a hottie around to check u out!

i would survive because i have a indestructible submarine if i was to run out of gas/ oil or whatever submarines run on I’d use my mythical time machine that i made out of recycled twinings tea bags (because i’m clever like that) to back to the greek era and nick the head of the gorgon from perseus and turn all the zombies into stone. good times eh?

*to go* damn that’s embarrassing

has anyone played plants versus zombies?? LOL its funay stuff

I doubt I would be able to survive for very long, to be honest. Especially in my neighborhood, I’d probably be surrounded by a horde of zombies before I could really do anything.

But I have this crazy idea that I will go cross-country and jack somebody’s boat. And I’ll hoard a bunch of supplies and then find a decent sized island that I can live on. I’d bring seeds and tools for gardening, hunting, and building so that I could grow my own food and live on the island peacefully. And eventually I would build my own house and such.

No.
I’ll meet my end quickly. . .
There are people I still plan to confess/apologize to (even if one of them is engaged. . .) The thought that a zombie outbreak, theoretically of course, occurring messing my chance to do so is disheartening. I’ll slowly lose motivation, end up losing people around me, and will either end myself to the large mass of flesh eating corpse or by my own hand. . .realistically speaking I’ll probably just freak out and still die. . .You don’t get asked this question often x_x.

AK-47 with 8000 rounds, Remington 870 with 500 rounds of 00 buck, Taurus 1911 .45 with a couple thousand rounds, and lots of knives. Bring it on, Im ready .

of course we all know zombies cant access safe rooms or reach you on the stairs

i’d stick with the boyfriend who plays lots of zombie games and watches lots of zombie shows

All one would have to do is go to the ocean and get into a boat! Zombies cant swim. Hell go to a tropical Island and live off fish and sunshine for a few years?

I’d set up treadmills around my house and watch TV. : D

The world’s governments ARE zombies and they are feeding off the lifeblood of the human race all the time. We survive because they need us alive to continue sucking our juices.

….I want to live with the guy with a lighthouse. WHERE IS YOUR IMPENETRABLE LIGHTHOUSE!!!??

Yea. Totally would survive. Its rotted flesh, so its really as simple as hacking off the head with a machete.

Hi

I’m Chris Redfield. I eat zombies for breakfast, 2nd breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea time and supper.

My weapons of choice is me trusty machete and M16.

Bring it on zombies!

I would get my family and anyone I find on the way to the beach. Once there I would find a boat large enough for us all. Get out into the water and try to find a cruise ship. Those ships have tons of food. Some adults would have to stay on the small boat to protect any kids in the group. The rest of us would get on the Cruise ship and kill any walking dead. I would take their bodies to shore, because I believe the fish would be comtaminated if they eat the bodies.
We could then take the crusie ship to a deserted Island. There we could use things from the ship to start a new world.
In I am legend, the zombies where alive, but like vampires. So they would never decay away. But in the Walking Dead, they are dead. So if we are talking dead zombies, after a year we could try to return to the main land. If we are talking I am legend, we would just stay on the Island forever.
Perhaps going close to the main land, sending out a radio message to try to help other servivors. And also going to the main land once a year to get anything we need, like medicine, equipment, ect..
And of course just to see if the zombies have dropped in number. It would also be nice to have a sat phone or computer for internet access. Also a generator and gas to run it. Of course there should be electricty from the cruise ship. And most of them have a sat weather computer. Which means if we have a computer geek in the group, it would be all good.

of course i would me and my mate already have a plan:
im gunna have a shotgun, two handguns, a grenade belt, a big sword of some kind (probably a two handed or just two swords) then we are gunna go to the nearest military base (where there will be plenty of ammo), turn the lights on and have a bit of fun admittedly, if the zombie apocalypse was to happen then i’d fight to the death if i had to and probably follow the rules like in “Zombieland” anyone else want to join me?

I would most deffinately survive. If my friends and family turned into zombies I would not hesitate to decapitate. I know I care about these people n stuff, but it is what it is, and it is time to decapitate some mofos….I watch a lot of zombie flicks if you can’t tell. And if there’s one thing that always gets the main character zombiefied, it’s that person’s inabily to end dear old aunt Susan when she comes over for an evening snack…of your face! lol. I would not be that guy.

All this zobie stuff in BS.
Why are people sooooo enthralled with zombie’s???

Yep I will survive. I watched resident evil and i learnt about antivirus’s (usually zombies are dead people who are brought alive by virus’s) I will develop a antivirus.

If I can’t i am going to buy a machine gun, bazuka and a M4A1 and steal a Ferrari and go rampage on then HEEE

yessss:) i would defenetly survive. ide be out there killing them.

I think people that want to get guns is just a waste of energy because guns run out of ammo sooner or later so why not get a couple of katana’s or swords. And defend for your life with those. But what i’ll do is get some swords and barracade somewhere that is easy to barricade like say my closet (jk) more like a place with no windows so the zombies can’t break them. Also how do we know if the zombies are even smart or are they dumb like in movies. Because if they are smart they may be able to use guns or weapons. Lets just hope that they are dumb. That’s basically all that i’ll do.

IT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME
Just saying that someone is watching my type right now it is really scary help me

this might be frowned upon by the community, but I’ll do it anyway.

I’d join the masses and go looting. its like playing the lottery. I could come out with nothing or I could hit the jackpot. Its not like I don’t need supplies, and I doubt I can pay for all of them after the riots break out.

I will try to beat the mob though, and I’d pay for my stuff in the beginning, I’d have choice selections of guns, ammo, food, water, and other survival supplies.

but when chaos starts and people go looting, I might as well join them.

I’d hit a bank too. money might be worthless within a week, but until then cash is king when credit cards aren’t going thru anymore and no one’s stupid enough to take checks. Some things can’t be looted. for example, gasoline. I expect the few service stations that still have that precious liquid to start gouging people, charging as much as $50 a gallon. They’d have armed guards, and its unwise to start a shoot out there with all those flammables nearby. Another is gun stores. you don’t want to make an enemy at the gun store. infact, in many of my favorite gun stores, the employees are armed against robberies. If you bust in there with a shotgun, declare you’d gonna rob the place, they’ll gun you down before you manage to take two steps to the gun counter.
Its legitimate self defense. also some gun shops offer special services such as gunsmithing, if your gun broke and you can’t fix it, there’s no one better to help you out than your friendly neighborhood gunsmith!

One of the first priorities in the apocalypse is finding my friends, family, they are my allies and would greatly improve the chances of everyone’s survival. I’d invite everyone to my house, since its in one of the safest cities in the US, and its in one of lesser populated areas of the city. We’d probably occupy several abandoned neighbor’s houses, and fortify the neighborhood entrances with K-rails from the nearby CalTrans depot. K-rails serves a good zombie & vehicles barriers. We’d stack then 2 or 3 high to form a good 6-10 foot high wall. top with some barbed wire from home depot or razor wire from a local jail (near one of my friend’s houses) it’ll keep people out too. some people will stay at my place to build that wall, others will join me to go get supplies and more weapons.

Eventually we would either move to a nearby decommissioned Air Station for more space, or to the mountains if the area becomes too dangerous. One major concern is the nearby Nuclear Power Station, the other is fire. if the city caught fire it could rage for weeks and it would just keep spreading because there are no firemen around and the area is very dry. even a major rainstorm might not stop a big city fire.

I would steal guns and ammo from a police staion then find a gun shop(for more guns and ammo ^_^) stay there hammer nails into wood on windows and doors and for food i climb on the roof and jump on a other roof and so on and find a shop take food in backpack with my guns come back to gun shop do that until all the food is gone then find a other shop.

if that fails well just shoot them Lol

You bet I’d survive. I have an AR with a half-dozen 30-rnd mags, two tantos, a kokatana, two recurve bows with plenty of arrows, and two maple staves. Bring ‘em on!

I could, i know how it would feel cuz of black ops zombies, got to round 30

Might if you seen horrifying images of people of any cause and it doesn’t freeze you up in your tracks, Or just how horrifying the zombie looks that every limb of your body stiffens up for some dead one yummy treat.

It’s not everyday we see dead people faces and body ripped and still walking like it’s normal…so when you do make sure to have a quick sense, from a distant-meaning room to run & reflect later on plans.

Oh hell yeah, I could survive a zombie apocalypse. I’ve gone camping multiple times. I’m not dumb like those gay ass bitches that run past the cars to get a bike. I can manage food/water. I know the supplies needed. I’M PREPARDED.

Absolutely. Like any intelligent person, I already have a plan–and many back-up plans–in place. I know who will go with me in any given scenario, and I know which weapons will actually work long term. I also have those weapons. I’m good.

I think I would survive. The secret is to go somewhere isolated and cold. This serves 3 purposes: 1) How are the zombies going to get there, they’ll freeze before they find you!; 2) one can only assume that cold weather slows the spread of the virus in those that are infected; and 3) being in cold weather automatically assures that you will never have exposed skin, thus reducing the chances of infection by 50%.

No, because Black guys always die first in these scenarios…or almost never make it to the end.
…but if God, and not ill-fate, smiled on me…then yes I would…how? Uhh, Headshots! Duh. That, and attempting to live on a boat (off fish and Costcos stuff (they last forever) with the hopes that the fish aren’t infected and that Zombies can’t swim (no confirmation of this).

hahaha, I just asked my mom this and she answered:
Me- Mom Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
Mom-I will just ignore them
Me- !!?? but mom do you know they eat and like human brains??
Mom-Oh is that so? Ok than i’ll just wear a helmet
Me- what about the rest of your body ,because if they bite you you will become a zombie too
Mom- oh really?
my mom does not know anything about zombies hehehe

Glock 17, 8 mags, their not getting close for a while

lol yes i would definitely survive. my dad and i have a joke between us that if there was an apocalipse, we’d be ready. i’m pretty independent, and i know how to cook and fire guns. and do all that stuff like wiring cars and whatever. i would kick zombie as(s)!
~can you write a s s on this without them taking it down?

yes not because i am any good at shooting high powered rifles or have a set of rules that allow me to survive but purely because of the type of friends i have. i mean even now they have a zombie appocalypse plan.. “just in case’ and like most that survive they have rules

rule 1: avoid the chainsaw – WHAT!!!! i know thats what i thought the chainsaw is a classic apocalypse tool right but one thing we all haven’t considered is its verrry noisy and attracts every zombie within a mile alternate weapon crowbar yes the crowbar doesnt need fuel and is as strong as any piece of metal you are going to get

rule number 2 avoid the car: how many times have we seen the car break down or run out of fuel its not a very reliable motor if you can get a tank i mean no zombie is going to get through that other wise the trusty old bike

rule number 3: have loads of dogs – i am not intierly agreeing with that while dogs are loyal and will defend there owner i have a very vived memory of crazy zombie dogs

all in all i am going to survive… i hope

its scary to think about…

Just give me a shotgun machine gun, ammo, missles, fuel and a helicopter and every zombie would be powder

Well, I like to think I would survive since New Zealand is a very rural country. The virus probably wouldn’t spread far I don’t think. However as soon as I got word of it I’d head to my mates house which is rural, on a hill, and has solar power. And he has guns. For the win.

Even assuming they did not rot apart, and that whatever is causing them to be zombies, through feeding, maintains the corpse to a minimum standard to allow mobility… yes, I would survive. As someone else pointed out, they can either float or walk along the bottom of bodies of water, rendering island escape, or boating (as you have to eventually make landfall for supplies) ineffective for long-term survival. The ideal would be a fortified walled compound, with ideal climate for farming and a stocked pond… as I’m not Bill Gates, I’d have to set about building something after the zombies are rampant- which means assembling a likeminded team. Failing that, I can find a walled/gated community and work on clearing it and shoring up defenses.

1. Guns and ammo. I have guns and ammo- yes ammo is finite, but .22 is plentiful, and lightweight enough to where a single person, much less a person with a car or a small group, could easily transport thousands and thousands of rounds- enough to clear a small town to city of zombies from a small tower, especially necessary should they form a horde. A full ammo can and a few 10/22 mags could put a dent in the local zombie population, if not eliminate it. I can shoot a bow and arrow, but honestly, you can carry more ammo than arrows, and even though arrows are re-usable, they require a bit more room and lots more effort to carry, rapidly shoot, maintain, recover, etc. than just carrying an extra pouch/ can of ammo and having a gun or two in common callibers. No single-shot or double barreled shotguns. Those are commical in the movies when pitted against large numbers, much less a small group of zombies. Noisier guns, theoretically, would draw more. I’m only reaching for the shotgun for individual house clearing, not when I’m up against anything over a few I could take at a distance. If .22 isn’t cutting it, going with my AR or AK variant as they hold a lot of rounds too and have a good impact… I would always carry a high-cap 9mm and plenty of spare mags to stop/slow down close quarters threats (shotguns and rifles are unwieldly in halls/doorways), and .22 might serve for head-shots, but even if I’m a good shot, they aren’t super easy when adrenaline is pumping, and if a threat surprises me a centar of mass shot with a .22 won’t likely slow a zombie, but a 9 or higher would at least let me get a better aim with my 2nd shot.

2. Close quarters. Ammo aside, I’m pretty good with a sword, should I absolutely run out of ammo (I would plan a forray before then). I would never venture out for supplies in anything short of full-body protection/armor. Shorts and short-sleeves become a no-no. Kevlar and/or plates/chainmail, etc- whatever I have and whatever I can get hands on will be what is worn- not going for fashion like some hollywood zombie movie stars. I have some stuff from having purchased deployment gear (spent 16 months in Iraq), and I have some decent fencing gear (if it can protect against a broken sword, it can help against teeth, in theory), leather boots, bracers, etc… should I need other material I could probably acquire in short order from a nearby surplus store after suiting up in what I have.

3. Supplies. Already have some dry goods and high-end water filters (would still boil as well) and what I need to get started in an emergency. Priority will be to locate to higher ground (something fertile with a lake, or possibly create a walled coastal fishing community in the long-run) and fortify defenses as soon as possible via path of least resistance. If population is in panic and routes are blocked, I’ll board up and hole up, sniping zombies from roof as long as possible and clearing a route during day till things clear enough to relocate.

Final thoughts. There are only a few thousand zombies tops in any given area (or a million or so in larger areas), but at most once away from a population center, (even at a fast-spreading infection pace if nobody thinks fast), you’ll have a few grand to contend with, a handful at a time unless there’s a horde, in a local area, especially considering there will be other like-minded survivors picking them off as well. It seems feasible to be able to find a desirable walled/mostly walled area, clear it of threats, and finish fortifying/walling it off in relatively short order. Build in a quarantine zone for new arrivals/ forraging returns. Solid set-in-stone-rule: everybody gets their own individual locked cage isolation room on return for however long the incubation time is (to avoid movie-like scenarios) to ensure they aren’t infected. Work on slowly but surely re-building a society…

Long-term. Get millions of rounds stockpiled to eventually eliminate the threat from surrounding area, and eventually the world. Set up broadcast/ advertisements around (re-paint billboards, etc) to find survivors to assist in zombie elimination and rebuilding society (probably something resembling a medieval town at first, gradually expanding fortifications and services). Good luck to all!

i think it depends how one becomes a zombie because if its like i am legend than no way. but if its like the walking dead then hell yea!! every day i would kick zombie ass!!!!and pluss i would get tons of guns then go in the ocean. and it would be like gilligans island for awhile till i got ether bored or ran out of ammo. so yes i would.

Does becoming a Zombie yourself count as surviving?

I would survive. For a few months. I would not only try to kill all them but cure it too.

1. Acquire multiple treadmills
2. Install multiple outlets outside of house
3. Place treadmills around house
4. Turn on all treadmills

it would really depend where i am when i find out about the outbreak (and whether i find out through a firsthand encounter or through media or word of mouth (not to say i couldn’t handle an unexpected encounter but if i know what’s going on my chances are better). if i am in my mothers mountain camp or in my dads pretty near zombie proof fortress, complete with several weapons including 2 swords and a speargun my chances are pretty good. if im in town, i carjack a dumb looking unarmed person, preferably in a large vehicle, gather supplies from less populated areas, get weapons if possible and get the FUCK out of there. being in hawaii helps an assload because as far as i know no one swims across the pacific for a snack when millions of juicy mainlanders are right there in front of them. during a zompocalypse i expect stewardesses kill the guy with the bite. we are already pretty self reliant anyway. and i got good aim and reflexes that could put a ninja to shame so i guess im set.

Zombies are a soul sucker. I say that’s it.

I’m saying I could because a zombie isn’t very coordinated, and they wouldn’t be very fast. I’ll just say that much.

If it was just me then yeah i think i would, but i have a girlfriend and a 1 year old son which complicates getting around. As a big fan of zombie movies and games i know exactly what id do if a zombie outbreak ever did occur. There 1 shop in town that sells rifles and shotguns (for hunting but theres some pretty cool stuff in there) so that would be my first stop.

Then id head to my local Booker Cash and Carry wholesalers. It on the edge of the city so not too close to high population areas and there only 3 entrances, 2 customer entrances and a delivery entrace all of which have steel shutters. Theres no ground floor windows and enough food to last you easily 3-4 years!!

Its just a case of getting there!!

I think I would since a bunch of my friends and I are wishing for one to happen. We already have a plan and ideas on how we will survive. I’m quite imaginative when it comes to making a safe house, so it should help. Plus, I live near a bunch of construction stores.

Probably not, I’ll kill myself the day before it happens!!
Lol Nah, I’ll probably run away to the mountains or something, where there’s no zombies.

Hell yah I would!!

nope

i’m too fat to run anyways… i’m gonna be a lucky zombie’s happy meal.

non jaming mp40 and stakeout with unlimited amo and ninja skills plus unlimted medical supplies unlimted food plus ninja skills plus a secure shelter and it’s all good

pshhhhhh im to bad @$$ to die …..chuck norris is my cousin..just sayin

hell yeeaah i could survive. i’d whip out my shot gun and pistols and get it like the girl from resident evil

I would be one of the first to go. I would be so stunned that I would be standing there like an idiot. Maybe if I did survive I would eventually go crazy. Who knows.

Well i believe i could survive quite well. Find a good location, preferably away from any population centers. Make sure you have good fortifications. (I’m thinking gates, bockades, narrow passage ways [to keep the number of attackers that can reach you low; like the hot gates in 300!], pit falls with spikes, Barbwire fences, ect) You don’t necessarily have to kill them right away, just prevent them from reaching you and take them down later. Your going to need escape routes. Im thinking blocked off passages only accessible from inside the fort. A lookout post will be needed, and will likely be able to double as a sleeping area. (the look out post should be high up with only a rope ladder for access; difficult to climb, and easy to pull up in case of emergency.) Water filtration is always a must. (boil, filter through sand, charcoal, and rocks, then boil again) Bows for hunting and zombie defenses, any low sound weapon will do. Set up snares around the area for food and to pick off wondering walkers. Then just for a last resort you’re going to need the arsenal of heavy fire arms, a go bag thats always packed, and an escape vehicle. (motorcycle or something else with good milage and easy maneuverability) Oh i also forgot medical supplies. (antibiotics, gause pads, neosporin, aspirin, flexible braces, slings, ect…) SO i think that I could survive for a good while if the zombie apocalypse was to happen, but I know i couldn’t survive very long before my Diabetes got to me…damn disease :p

if you played dead island befor,you know how to survive.

i’d just declare my intent to run for public office – since zombies go for brains, i’d be safe, they’d assume i don’t have any

I’d hide under the covers until somebody else killed them all…. ‘:- {

I can say with 100% certainty that I would not survive a zombie apocalypse for long. I have a condition that requires medication which expires after a certain amount of time. Basically if they don’t keep producing it I’m screwed after a couple of years (assuming I survive that long as the condition could be a nuisance at crucial moments). My role would be to teach all I know about weaponry and sacrifice myself by staying behind to detonate a bomb when my health started to fail. Yeah, that guy.

i would, its weird where a i live, there is a huge henry’s grocery place, and maybe like a couple doors down theres a firing range that sells guns, well obviously we wouldnt have to puchase the guns so i would make some kind of base to protect myself, and when i need to i will walk like 30 steps and be at either thenrys or the shooting range.

im pretty much living bait if there ever was a zombie apocalypse. i have no experience with weapons and i’m bad at almost everything. you might find me in a library reading books and wishing i’m far far away if zombies decided one day to rise from the dead and start snacking on people. if i’m lucky, some idiots would up and turn themselves into zombiebuster and kill all the zombies before they get to me. {>o<}

I have a simple plan that would work i suppose. first off i have a natural skill with any melee weapon i pick up. i beat a guy who had been taining 3 years at kendo. second, i have multiple weapons in my household, and only a few weapons. all i have to do is protect myself until all zombies in my house are dead. then i would arm up with my best weapons and make my way to my friend’s ranch, which is the meeting point established by about 3 familys should a disasster happen in my town. finally i would just sit back up there for a few months to let natural decay kill the zombies. people always talk about going out and slaughtering all the zombies, but it is smarter to let the undead get killed by bacteria and maggots. and as a fallback the owners of the ranch are professional hunters who have a large amount of firearms, including assault weapons.also the ranchs location is favorable. the ranch is 7 miles from any nearby town, and the gate itself on the road is 2 miles from the houuse. whichis surrounded on 3 sides by immpassable canyons. the ranch house is about 1 acre in area, and is at the middle of a 10000 acre ranch. all we have to do is hide in the ranch if the zombies attack. living off the thousands of cows that roam the ranch each year. i even now where several bee hives are, which would supply the luxury of honey and wax. the only days that i woulb be at serious risk would be the days leading up to my arrival at the ranch, seeing as the trek is along a california highway for about 3 of the seven miles, and even then the first 2 of the last 4 miles is near a residential area for (illegal) immigrant workers, another spot to be wary of. my survival chance. 60% first week, 90% afterwards if i make it

I think i would,maybe for a while,sad to say,id abanadon pretty much everyone,i don’t need people to slow me down,i would give them a Glock 17,becuase i keep some weapons and a hell load of ammo in my basement,including a sniper (No im not a assasin lol) but id fend them off for a while,i know its not a Video game,like Dead island,but i would survive,evauntally i would die,maybe from starvation or lack of guns,but what would my ass do? Make like Frank West and hide my ass in the mall,byotch!

all of you are just thinking of zombies, but if its a virus everything is a zombie, to small to big animals,, and eating animals, your dead. infection in there blood. and 1 more thiong zombies can’t swim yes, but they can walk underwater and walk striaght to your land. and eat you there. and another thing, if they did fall in the water, the earth water will be no longer drinkable, which in the end all of us die. So whats the point, unless something stops it all. and even then the water you could’nt drink it for at least a year or two, by time that is over, we are already dead. at most, everone will survive a year, that it. never thought of that did ya, next time think all the way through before making up stupid plans like having unlimeted ammo, Your going to run out sooner or later, not a game, GOOD LUCK!!

I would try to.. DIG TO CHINA! Just like in the dreams….

Right…?

I think after working a full shift I would look like a walking dead. I think the question is would you want to survive? How aggressive would the Zombies be? The other question to ask if that if the Zombies have no more brains to feed on wouldn’t they die I think our chancer are pretty good then

I would go to my local Safeway and buy all of their meat even the fish (hey, you never know) and create a pathway of meat that would lead to the closest dam with tall trees surrounding it and that was close to the ocean. Once I got to the perfect spot, I would use the leftover meat to create a giant pile. After that, I would rig a giant net over the giant pile of meat. Also, under the meat, it would place bombs under the ground that are places in such a way that if they were to blow up, zombies would not be littered a mile away.
Once every on of the zombies found their way to the giant pile of meat (by the pathway of meat), I would let the net drop. I know this would not hold them off for long, so I would set off the bombs right after. Then, once all of the shards of zombies got back to the ground, I would release all of the water in the dam creating a flood. This would wash all of the zombies into the nearest ocean and all of our problems would be solved. Hopefully…

I believe that I’d survive the initial first wave, well if I’m smart enough to listen to the idiots on the news screaming.

Then I would go through all of the food in my house before deciding to play suicidal when I run out of my bipolar meds and deciding that I have enough freaking bullets to play target practice with the neighbors.

Then I would die about a month and a half to three months in.

I would i have a plan for everyone in the area and my family i can get too within an hour of me. it includes transport weaponry group tactics and where to go. also i have differnet plans if zombies attack me in my house ^^ XD

I would definitely take a strategic approach to this one..I would be better off with only one other person compared to a larger group. Ammunition is obviously limited – don’t shoot when you don’t have to. I won’t sit here and tell you guys how awesome I would be with handling a weapon – just because I’m decent at CoD doesn’t mean I’ll be a freak in real life. Anyways.. I’m looking to survive, not get every zombie’s attention by trying to shoot each one. I think I would do pretty well in a zombie apocalypse – gathering anything useful I can find and staying as far away as possible unless I do something stupid. Hell, if they aren’t near me, why go by them? If all else fails and I can’t beat them, I might as well join them

Yes i would survive a zombie apocalypse because when the apocalypse starts i will send most of my family to walmart or a grocery store and get alot caned foods and nonparisible food and me and my brothers and close friends will go and rob a gun store and take about everything we will ever need then go to one of my families houses where we can live in a vally or on the top of a mountain. next we will cut down trees and make our comunity in the trees and will hunt and gather food. then when it all slows down and everyone is either a zombie or in a malitia group we will slowly start taking over towns and cities and grow our population back. And when its all done we will be back where we started but will make a better society and goverment!

i would take my comouter and some stuff along with a charger id steal a sword join a group of reszistance fighters contribute some money blankets and food and use my shit to be a bad ass and kill them unless they said i couldnt fight in which case i would happily relax in their bunker. i also have a bouty so i would probably go out into the middle of the ocena for two months for a vacatio with my family and then come back and we would be okay and we would not be dead, or i could just go two miles to the closest firing range steal their weapons and ammo and then use that to defend from zombies in my own house.

I study zombie movies for just such an occasion lol I also play alot of zombie video games so i think im ready

In reality, the military would just nuke the infected area and start over once the area was clean of radiation, however if for some reasont they didn’t, I would say that yes, I could. I rarely(but thoroughly) inspect areas for their level of zombie safety, and I can say that you are never as safe as you may think.

I’d hang out in Wal-mart good places to hide. guns, bows and arrows, bikes, food, perfect!

My favorite zombie movie is Zombieland. Funny and quirky. There are a lot of good books with the same zombie bent, too. As for my survival chances, I fit rather comfortably in the character role of the girl who somehow outlives her family and friends through caution, then joins some sort of alliance, then wishes so badly for the way things used to be that she adopts a dog/cuddly animal and chase it out into the zombie infested streets or it turns out to be zombified or something like that.

It’s so simple go to the nearest police station or army base gather as much weapons, females, and food as you can. After that get a bunch of tread climbers and put them around the area, GO HUMANS!

Yeah i’d survive. i know how to cook, self defend, i can make a weapon out of almost anything. i even have plans for what i’d do if it happens. plus, we have a machete at home so i have a weapon to use automatically. i’m also skilled with anything melee, and and shooting

I think I could. Just to let you all know 9 I have not read threw all the comments so im sure someone said it.) There is a big problem. Your all talking about raiding gun stores and police stations. 2 problems with that. First if the police or gun store owners dont get infected ASAP they will TAKE THEIR guns doh. 2nd if the owners/police dont take them, im sorry to tell you but only 1 person can raid something lol. 500 of you cant raid the police station/store. this is not Call of duty zombies guns and ammo dont respawn. I all so want to say Unless you floating, Water wont help. You cant go to some deserted island. There all ready dead do lack of air cant hurt them. they can walk threw/under water to your island. Cold Climates are your friend. That is to say if zombies constantly moving does not keep them from freezing.

I would let everyone else handle the work. With the amount of people with guns and semi-paranoid thoughts, the zombie infestation would end also as quickly as it began, if not shorter. Or, I would watch the zombies decompose to a point when they couldn’t even move.

I would get me and my wife into our leather motorcycle gear, then stock as much high carb/protien food and water that we can carry while not inhibiting our ability to fight. We would arm ourselves with melee/short range weapons, preferably a katonna and semi automatic pistols, since there is no use trying to take out massive numbers of the undead. We would not fight. No, we would simply race towards the depths of the wilderness. I think I would head towards the forests of norther Wisconsin, and simply aim to avoid any confrontation with other survivors. I think that the other survivors would be more of a threat in the initial outbreak since it will be difficult to distinguish from the non-infected.

After a couple months in the forest, we would try and gauge the lose of life and the amount of remaining undead. If zombie numbers have dropped significantly, then I would be willing to attempt to make communications with others and begin rebuilding society. Either way, I will survive.

If I didnt have to worry about anyone else I would take my dads shotgun and knife collection and food then survive.
If my family got in the way, I would die in 10 mins
I’d also take over the empire state building and build an empire.

I’d most likely be the first to go. or people would offer me to the zombies just so they wouldn’t have to hear my mouth blabbing anymore, lol. so no, i wouldn’t survive.

I have ”The Zombie Survival Guide” but find it hard to have everything they ask you on it so I think I would survive for a short time or if I’m with more people and near a super market

I think it’s highly possible. I’m an avid camper, walk often, and am used to fishing and hunting, the use of a rifle or pistol and sleeping in an uncomfortable place. I’d bunker down with my family for a few days, scavenging whatever we needed even from other houses or disabled vehicles, and trying to recon the area before making a move of any sort.

I have 2 dogs who are house-trained and very alert. If they growl something’s wrong so I’d be constantly aware.

After that like anything else … keep a cool head, be practical & pragmatic, and move on.

Actually, yes. Yes I would. I’ve got a great melee crowbar in my basement, I already have bite-proof limb armor, and I practice for said apocalypse every wednesday. I’m usually the last one left alive before the zeds finally tag me. Also, a zombie apocalypse wouldn’t be that bad- for one, biting is a really crappy way of spreading a plague. That’s why not everybody has rabies. Also, they’re only food source (us) is also their biggest predator. Not exactly prime survival material, there.

I would go out to the middle of nowhere with TONS of food, lots of guns and bullets and my brother (don’t ask, Sarah, inside thing) and we’d have each others back and fight and ration food.

First of all, I would examine the non-perishable items I already have. If I had enough to last myself at least a week, then I’d check on what I could use as a close quarter weapon…possibly a hatchet or crowbar. I’d jump in my truck, loaded with the supplies and head for a pawn store for a gun. Finally I would try to go into the mountains and hide out there for a while.

I live in New Zealand, south island to be specific
8 drive minutes outside town with the population of 7 thousand
the closest cities with pops of 110,000 and 90,000 are two hours drive away
with queenstown a hours drive with 15 to 20 thousand maybe? im pretty sure even if the infection made it all the way to the bottom of the world by the time it took to get here most of us would be prepared
and me being a long way from anything big
100% sure id be safe

I would go to all the sports stores in town get all weapons and ammo, go to go to home depot get all the tools that could be weapons and some lumber and then board myself up in wally world. I would survive.

Guys, what the fuck ?!? Guns ? Fu.k the guns go and get axes, (cold steal) knives and stuff like that … Let’s make it bloody

break into a strip club and camp there

I would definitely dress like one to escape unseen.
To hide my fresh smell, I would cover myself with the intestines of a dead one and if I don’t faint, I can walk a while.
Barricading into a house also works (assuming they do not know the santa trick of jumping down the chimney).

I know i would cos im prepared allready,
its all about casing up your town for the right defendable buildings, ive found the perfect shop in brighton it can be properly locked down sells food and other stuff and you can get on th roof boom.

preparing provisions in advance is a classic survivors way of thinking, i have a zombie bag, its filled with tinned food mineral water and a modified crossbow with modified zombie tips.

I would survive. First I would raid a pawn shop for weaponry. They always have guns on display and a lot of times they don’t have gun locks on them. Then I would raid a grocery store (most likely Wal-Mart since they have one of the largest selection of goods). Pick up a truck load of non-perishable food items and water (They also have some ammunition), then barricade me and my friends and family inside, Then I get supplies to start canning my own food, and build a giant fenced in area outside so I could grow my own food and can it. I would also rig a way to capture rain water for drinking.

Well – NO i could not survive a zombie attack – but if I did, my rule would be to: get really scared and torture myself into watching zombieland (so not scary, but pretty funny – lol )

I think I would last a while. I would get a group, melee weapons, firearms, canned foods and water. I’m in the Army Cadets so I can fire a gun pretty well

I would like to believe that i would. For one i have military training. So that just about breaks away the struggle with gun knowledge. If you comment on this saying “Oh yeah, i watch movies, i can totally do it” no offence but you can watch zombieland a million times and not learn a thing to the real zombie invasion . For all we know zombies could be created by a mutating virus that lives inside each person spreading day by day by evolution. Look around today we have so many bums and lazy ass people. Don’t you kind of think that is step 1. You can sit there with a machine gun .50 caliber with a room full of ammo, but once that mutation gets a hold of you, or you close one eye, all of it won’t mean a thing.. no human in the universe can

For all we know, these are resident evil zombies… Viruses,Injection, 100% human, but with an extra boost. A boost the human body can’t control. So it freaks out the DNA system and makes you crazy..crazy for flesh..crazy for life..

Gee, let’s all spend our time obsessing about movie apocalypses. What a stupid blog.

I’m a huge fan of the show. It’s one of my favorite shows of all time. The storyline is incredible. Now with said I would say as for me if I found myself in a Zombie apocalypse as bleek and hopeless as the world would seem I would still choose to live as long as I could. I feel under that sort stress and heightened anxiety every moment of life would be precious. The simpler things in life would truly matter more. It would be one of the events in my life that would change my perspective forever. My spirituality would grow and not diminish. Life itself would be worth living more than ever. My only fear would be of course to be eaten alive by a blood thirst mob of zombies or worse yet turned into the undead. Because I know my family could never do harm to me nor could I ever commit suicide I would give 1 bullet to a close friend. If I was ever bitten or being eaten the pact would be that he or she get a safe distance away and put me out of misery. I would be the greatest act of kindness and selflessness not to allow me to suffer in agony. I would hold 1 bullet for that person as well. We would always do missions together that involved making contact with Zombies.

I totally would. It’s not hard. All you need is a ray gun and pretoective clothing. Zombies are easy to kill, and also extemely boring. They just walk around in circles. A blast with a ray gun should to the trick.

i can survive a zombie invation any day. i am a big time hunter and i have shot 4 bears, 2 dear and 2 wild turkeys and im only 15, i am extreamely accurate, iv got a shit load of guns, bows and knives, so i can survive any zombie attack.

of course zombies can swim.they dont need oxygen to live.so they can stay in water.and so i will not stay in water.i will go up in chopper with machinegun.a lot of ammo.after killing them i will get down to get food ,oil etc.after two months they will die.because they r just some dead man walking.so for virus,bacteria coldness,for sunshine their organs will start to fail.so they cant make it more than 2 months (if they r not some special zombies).After all anyone saw a zombie to fly????

I know I would. I’ve been training and preparing for a real life apocalypse (of any kind) for 20 years. Food, Water, Guns, Ammo, equipment, knowledge, etc. Just because you have guns doesn’t mean you know how use them…. and just because you can get 200 kills in a game or know martial arts doesn’t mean you can hunt, kill and process a dog to stay alive…. and when the dogs run out, I’ll eat the mall ninjas.

I kNow i will live. I have many ninja sowrds. my leather trench coat will protected me from being bitten and i can hit anything with my ninja stars. then i will kill army guys and take there mashene guns and kill everything. then burn down my school. it will be lotz of fun.

sur i would i already made a plane with my friends during the summer my cozin is a hunter and he has three snipers two shot gun everything and we would go to a car shop pick up our girlfriends i would take the camaro and my friend would tak e a courvett we have everything planed out plus i love zombie games and im a big time horror movie fan.

Weeell, I might, I don’t give in easily, or show pain or fear, I’ve been told I have no emotion (HATERSS) but it’s not true there just aren’t many things that make me show fear, pain or sadness, on the outside anywayss. If someone tries to hurtme (which don’t happen unless the dont really know me or my reputation) I don’t even flinch, but they might have a couple bruises, hey, they asked 4 it. Thaat might be a useful quality.

But actual if it comes to larger situations with more people involved, I’m more strategic. I would probably stay out of sight, and hearing range with a small army of friendss and family and people that can fight (haah) like group and weapons Just in case, sounds selfish but they can eat others who are panicking n running round the streets before me, but actually considering I’m 12, if the government don’t panic and organise something for different ages, I doubt I’d be in that situation, unless I sneak away (which is more like meehh)

I guess I could. I live in an apartment building, which I think would prove quite strong against zombies. At least I don’t expect them running around with key-cards and keys It’s not really easy getting firearms here, not even our average police-officer is carrying one, so I would stick with some knifes and barricade myself in the basement and just block the fire-escape. Then I would make traps, since I wouldn’t take any unnecessary chances and work my way up the building, until it was cleaned out, then maybe dare leaving, hopefully there would be others that managed to barricade themselves in their room, so I would have gained some allies. Think I would stay in my apartment building and use it as a base, and just border up the first floor windows. If it all goes south I would (sorry) take one of the nice boats down at the harbour and flee to sea. Just try to remember a fishing net and enough freshwater

My friends and I already have this planned out we would go to my house my dad is a pack rat when it comes to guns and AMMO. I think we even have a few old hand gernads.I am a realy good with a rifle and not to metion i better with a hand gun syeah we would survive and there is tons of food in this house and we have naturale gase so we could run the house with out elictirc and we could always cook.

Hell yea I think I would survive, I have a large collection of swords and knives, and all I gotta do is sharpen the, and the next thing I want to buy is an axe, so melee wise I’d be set, I am not one for firearms though. And agreeing with JohnnyZwei I have been camping many times so I kno how to portion food. I’ve always talked with friends on the subject and actually I think a zombie apocalypse would be awesome, until my family got killed, but then I would go psycho ballistic on every fuckin zombie lmao

Walking dead? Come on…its just too phony. Now 28 days later, THAT’S closer to reality. Some country or mad man developing a virus that is blood borne and hits the central nervous system in seconds, driving people into homicidal, maniacal rage. At least that has a possibility of happening.
And yes I would survive. Have gun, will travel. At least to the nearest military post to grab an APC and whatever else I need.

I’d probably survive. I’ve also read the Zombie Survival guide and watched a lot of movies. Get join a group by pointing out the fact I’m good at finding stuff (like canned food) and that I know how to garden and grow some food (like garlic). That plus there’s always the option of smashing a zombie’s face in with a shovel.

And Zombies don’t need to swim to get across water, they could go to the bottom of a lake or ocean, blot up, float up, and attack survivers. That’s why the island/boat idea NEVER works.

I think i could and possibly the world. but thats only if they put effort into teamwork and responsiblity. (: just watched the second episode and OMG. I freaked when the two guys almost get eaten!! lol

Yea i think i could cause i’m so paranoid of this so i got my 22 always loaded (small bullets to bounce around in brain) my machete oiled and always sharp and plenty of canned food on top of my house (which of course is flat) and around oh 250-300 bullets stocked and like machete my gun is always cleaned and hoping to buy a bayonet for it or see if i can make a gow 2 prototype of the chainsaw bayonet

I might not survive during the Zombie apocalypse. First, I will make sure I have plenty of food to eat then hide just like Rick and Shane did from that TV series “The Walking Dead”. I should bring along my survival kit (which includes my walkie-talkie, toothbrush & toothpaste, canned foods, bottle water, etc.) that I prepared for any disaster or catastrophe. If I run out of supplies and I know that there’s no way to go, I will just kill myself using the swiss knife from my kit. I would rather die than be eaten alive by zombies.

Maybe not. I’d probably end up a zombie myself.

I totally would! My life has required me to adapt to many situations and maintain a level head. So far so good. =)

Zombies are a pretty pathetic and unrealistic monster, as they go. Slow, dim-witted, imperceptive, basically cannon fodder. I reckon unless there were hordes and hordes of them, like as numerous as mosquitoes, man would survive easily. I’d just look up some real humans and side with them whatever.

Sorry, can’t help myself…
“Purple Rain?”
“No.”
“Sign of the Times?”
“No.”
“Dire Straits?”
“No.”
“Oh come on… The Batman soundtrack?”
“Throw it!”

I’d be terrible….. im too scared to do zombie mode on call of duty because i dont want to be eaten!

What are we talking about here? Undead Nightmare zombie apocalypse? Fallout zombie apocalypse? Black Ops zombie apocalypse? Dead Island zombie apocalypse? Dead Rising zombie apocalypse? or Dawn of the Dead zombie apocalypse? I could probably survive the Black Ops style, Dead Island style, and the Dead Rising style zombie apocalypse. Lol. RAYGUN!

I’d probably survive, as i regularly face worse in detention class after school.

Hell yeah id survive a zombie attack i would make a tree house and live there then move to rural area and grow food and destroy zombies. but maybe i wouldnt!!

to those who think hiding will work…: “What if there was a zombie lurking right there already?”