Yahoo! Answers hits the streets: Episode 13
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Pickup lines have been used on men and women. Some are good, some are very, very bad, but we can all agree that they’re pretty funny. Watch the responses below — has anyone tried these on you?
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Question: What’s the best pickup line you’ve heard?
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There are many ways to get rid of hiccups. There is never ever one specific way of getting rid of them.
1. Try to get scared/scare the person who has hiccups. It also might not be a human, so you can try to scare animals too.
2. Drink a glass of water. This sometimes works. But it never is 100%. I have gotten rid of hiccups by mostly drinking water. It is currently one of the best known ways to get rid of hiccups.
3. Hold your breath. Now, some people might find that this doesn’t work, but this does work occasionally. I have tried it, and it’s second best compared to drinking water. If drinking water doesn’t work, this method immediately comes after it.
4. Lemon juice. I highly suggest this method if neither drinking nor the holding of the breath works. Its sourness is one you cannot forget. Make sure to swallow only a little, because if you swallow too much, you’ll be puckered for a while.
5. Burping. This can be achieved by drinking soda or just making yourself burp. I can make myself burp quite easily, though I’m unsure of anyone else. You can also eat a lot, so that your digestive system will eventually make you burp.
6. You can wait for the hiccups to stop. Not highly recommended, because you’ll have to suffer it for quite a while. Some people have hiccups for years. It’s possible.
That is all the methods that have worked for me.
I hope I helped, mates.
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I don’t know if there’s such thing as a good pick up line, I think they’re stupid. But I’ll tell you the worst one I’ve heard. A guy asked me if he could smell my armpit. When I asked why, he said so he could get closer to me. Ick.
The best pick up lines i;ve heard are
Are you from tennesse cause you’re the only 10 i see.
Are you tired, cause you’ve been running through my mind all night,.
did it hurt? when you fell ffrom heaven
and was your dad a baker cause you’ve got some nice buns.
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I’m a mathematician. May I have your number?
Girl, your as fine as a silk thread.
*Must be wearing a cowboy hat and boots, must be after 10pm.
*show off your phone for a bit*
This phone has everything. Just your number missing.
Girl, are you from subway? Cuz you just gave me a foot long. LOLZ
Is your Dad an alien? You’re out of this world.
That fall from heaven didn’t damage your looks!
Is your name Google? Cuz uve got everything im searching for
you wanna go?
i know im not a grocery item but i can tell when your checking me out.
(i wasnt looking in the guys direction whatsoever)
Is that something in your eye?… Oh, wait, it’s just a sparkle! ;D Lmao
Hey is your last name Campbell because you’re Mmm mmm good.
Ahaha. That’s my favorite.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
You’re just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
If I could arrange the abc’s i would totally arrange u and I together.
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can totally see myself in your pants.
Aren’t you tired? You’ve been running around in my mind all night.
Damn, I thought ‘Very Fine’ only came in a bottle.
I made my own up,it goes like this.
“Hey baby,Wanna make a baby?”
Some good ones I’ve heard are,
Taken from the internet…
” Hi. Can I domesticate you?”
“I have only three months to live.”
“If you were a booger I’d pick you first”
“Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”"
“You’re ugly but you intrigue me.”
“You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.”
“Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.”
One I made up lol,
“If you were me, you couldnt resist you.”
Boy/Girl, you should be on TBS, because you are Very funny! (:
people still use pick up lines? impossible.
Get your coat, love, you’ve pulled.
this one guy walked up to me an said “Wow, you have beautiful teeth…”
I’ve never had these lines actually used on me, never experienced the typical, really corny ones. The best ones though usually are those where the guy or gal acts like they know you from somewhere around that area when they definitely don’t. Then you start chatting about how you both go to the local gym or grocery store or whatever.
Hey baby let me pay your bills bills bills. LOL ( Destiny’s Child song)
If you were a booger I would pick you first
soo there’s this movie I want to see but my mom said I cant go alone
How did you get here tonight?
Do you want me to give you a ride home after breakfast tomorrow?
And I’m a guy.
They say intelligent women know how to answer any question posed to them. Do think this is true?
this is the best pick up i ever heard, and my god would it work on me!
I wish i was in the video of The Way You Make Me Feel.. <3
“You knock me off of my feet now baby – HEEE HEEE! Hey pretty baby with the high heels on, you give me fever like you never ever known! You’re just a product of loveliness, I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress! I feel your fever from miles around, I’ll pick you up in my car and we’ll paint the town! Just kiss me baby and tell me twice, that you’re the one for ME! The way you make me feel, you really turn me on, you knock me off of my feet, my lonely days are gone!”
LOL obviously the song goes on… but yeh, I love that as a pick up
“Are you a speeding ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.”
“It gets a little awkward when someone 20+ years older uses this.
Do you work at UPS? Cause you keep checking out my package.
I must need glasses cause nobody can look that good.
haha this one still makes me laugh… simplify…
3i<9u and another is woah when did u get so hot?
from never back down
“So… do you play xbox?
My own
“You might as well. I’m going to tell everyone you did anyway.
from never back down
“So… do you play xbox much?
Your daddy must be a drug dealer cuz you dope.
you’ve just blinded me with your beauty. i’m gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hey baby have you been to Jamaica? Cuz yo Ja-makin-Me-Crazy. Haha
So your a ghost hunter? I got some ghosts in my bedroom you want to investigate? –>lol someone said this to me once.
Can I ride you home? Haha
Haha There was this guy at the store one time he was a chasier and he was like I CAN CHECK YOU OUT OVER HEAR lol….
learn from yesterday, live for today, be ready for tomorrow.
“Can you give me a map, I got lost in your eyes.”
If you were any cooler, my leaves would fall off.
“Hi, can I get to know you?”
Not really a pick up line, but the other ones don’t often work. Though here’s my favorite!
“Was your father a thief? Because someone stole all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.”
I came up with this one?
Guy: So, got a date for (insert event here)?
Girl: No
Guy: Really? How’s that even possible?
Then proceed to ask her to the (insert event here).
Excuse me, but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?….. Enough to break the ice. Hi I’m Mike
Was at a club with friends when a guy used this one on me. “Wow! You have the most beautiful flawless skin I’ve ever seen.”
Think about it. The guy just complimented my entire body without sounding crass or suggestive. I told him that “If I was single you’d already have my number.” & I meant it.
Gotta love the classics: “I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
Me: How does my clothes look?
Boy: They would look better on my bedroom floor!
Guy- Can I use your phone?
Girl- Why?
Guy- I promised my mom I’d call when I fell in love.
Guy- I may not be Bruno Mars but I think your beautiful just the way you are.
Guy- You may not be Rihanna but to me… your the only girl in the world.
Guy- I have to call 911.
Girl-Why?
Guy- Because… you stole my heart.♥♥♥
Guy-*on the ground in the snow.
Girl- What are you doing?
Guy- I fell.
Girl- Get then.
Guy- I can’t
Girl- Why not?
Guy- Because… I fell for you. *pulls out ring proposes)
Say if you bottoms this up then you will be mine.
(if she do that, kiss her!!)
There’s 21 letters in the alphabet right?
(no there’s 26.)
oh yeah, i forgot the letters u-r-a-q-t.
i was in a store once, and this guy was standing in line behind me. He tapped my shoulder and asked if i remembered him. I said no, that i’d never seen him in my life. then he insisted that a week earlier i was in line behind him in the same store, and he didnt have enough change for a pack of cigarette…and said i had given him a quater!! i laughed, coz the idea was so ridiculous!! he went on for a little bit, about how i’d give him this quater coz he’d been short of change. Eventually, he laughed, and said he’d been joking…then he was like, ‘anyway….what’s your number so i can repay you properly one day!!!”
smh. i laughed so hard i cried. that has got to be one of the most ingenious pickup lines i’ve ever heard. It didnt work, but it was darn funny!!
Please convey my compliments to your parents for having created such a beautiful person, and I wish to express my gratitude to you for how well you are caring for their gift. Perhaps we can discuss in greater depth, the ways that I may express my gratitude?
A woman approached me, took my left hand, and said, “Nice finger, no ring.” The line for her.
Girl, why is your head in your chest… You need to look up high in the sky, that way you’ll find me.
Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Then why don’t we go back to my place and have a “chat”?
What a polar bear on ice?
(what?)
The perfect ice-breaker. Hi i’m gabby
OR
How much does a polar bear weight?
(how much?)
Just enough to break the ice.. hi i’m gabby
like it……………..
For use on girls:
“Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?”
Hey sweetie, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?.. Enough to break the ice…. Hi, my name is _______. And you are?
There are intelligent women who has decided in an instant to throw caution into the wind…
if i was a blue dinosaur, would you be my pink one? <33
“Jane? I’ve never heard of that name”
are you from mars? because your ass is out of this world… LOL to the max
I would ask her where she worked, and when she responded such as “I work at JCPennies or Walmart” or where ever she says, then I would reply, “Oh really, I applied there, they must only hire pretty girls”
You’ll do.
I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me.
The best I have ever heard was:
“Can I keep you?” From Christina Ricci’s ‘Casper’ movie.
Are you a gamer ? because your my Final Fantasy
My boyfriend (before he was mine!) used this pick up line on me… –> He: ” Which one do you like more, blueberries, or strawberries? ” Me: ” Why do you even ask? ” He: ” So that I know what flavored waffles I shall do in the morning. ” It sounded better in finnish… But it was so sweet >_< I absolutely fell for him ^^
Not one i would use myself, but a mate told me it the other day, said he heard it on some video game.
How about we go back to mine and play house? you can be a door and ill slam you.
Only works on musicians:
“Hold me, I’m a fermatta.”
Wanna play telephone? You get the cans and I’ll get the string
‘After initial eye contact): “Hey, I caught you staring, so I thought I’d come over and say hello.”
Another one:
“I think I’ll hang out with you for a bit, you know, just to keep the womanizers from bothering you.”
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.
The best ones I’ve heard are:
“Can I have your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
“Do you wash your pants in Windex? ‘Cause I see myself in them.”
“I want to be the helicase to your DNA strand so I can unzip your genes.” (supposed to sound like “jeans”)
And some chick actually said this worked on her: “You must have just farted because you blew me away.”
I lost my number can I have yours
Did you have some Campbell’s soup today? Cause youare lookin’ MM-MM GOOD!
excuse me, can you hold my beer?…
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…
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I’d never use this line but..
“Hey, how’s about we go to my place, whip up some baby batter, and get a bun in the oven?”
Did you eat lucky charms this morning? Cause you lookin magically delicious!
I was gonna put some Tabasco sauce on this to spice it up, but I don’t need it now that you’re her
Do you have a fever? You sure are hot
I’m gonna need a few buckets of ice to cool down from someone as hot as you
You remind me of my favorite food, except I’m sure you’d taste a little bit hot.
If I asked you to sleep with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?
This one is older than dirt:
They told me to keep an eye on you, now I can’t quit.
Did you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can really see myself in your pants.
If be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a koala.
Let’s go behind that rock and get a little boulder.
I’m feeling a little off today, care to turn me on?
You make it so hard for me to talk to you.
(Girl Standing by you with a purse but not looking at you)..
Tap on the shoulder and say “Ive been going through your purse for the last 5 mins and you have nothing good in there.. BTW, Im Ryan.
Are you good at puzzles?cos you complete me. >.<
Me: “Why am I such a Klutz”?
fiance: ” Cause you’ve fallen for me”
My fiance said this to me one day and I couldn’t help but laugh cause it certainly was the best pickup line i’ve heard lol
“I lost my Teddy bear last night could I cuddle with you instead?”
~*~*~*~
I think it’s so cute! even though the answer is still NO!
‘Hey, I bet you $20 you’ll turn me down’ win-win situation
For musicians it is okay to start off a bit rough; ‘Hey, you better wipe that smile off your bass unless you’re looking for treble. Okay, maybe my humour is a bit off-key, but so long as you’re not a minor I’d really like to get to know you.’
A beautiful girl walked up to me on St Patricks Dat…stood eye to eye and said…”You look just like my new gynocologist”…………….I was wordless
Actually used on me once:
Him: Hey…hey YOU?
Me: who? ME?
Him: Yeah! You got a boyfriend?
Me: Ha, ha…nooooo…
Him: You want one?
-Are you a textbook? b/c your the answers to all my problems.
-I had said “What’s your problem?” And he told me “You are, I can’t get you off my mind.”
Are you on the track team? Because you’ve been runnin through my mind all day.
And another one is
Are you Jamaican? Cuz Jamaican me crazy!
baby, im like a rubix cube. the more you play with me the harder i get.
i love this one. LOL
Can i jump your bones?
“I like your face let’s go to dinner!” Worst ever!
i wish i could rember your #
your smile makes me glad i woke up this morning
nice to see your smile again thanks
“You remind me of a Champion Chip Bass”… “I can’t decide if I want to eat you, or mount you”.
“You have nice legs…. What time do they open”?
“Is your name Google?.. ‘Cause you’re everything I’m looking for”.
guy: Hey~are you a terrorist?
girl: No. why?
guy: Coz youre the bomb! =)
Not necessarily a line, but once, when I was on a girls night out, a man approached the table and said:
“I don’t want to interrupt your girls night out, but I just wanted to tell you that I noticed you from the other side of the room, and I wanted to leave you my card…call me if you want to get lunch sometime.”
He gave me a card with a printed name and a handwritten number and left the establishment. Very creative, and he stood out from all the usual ‘moves.’
this got me when i was home on leave my girl wanted me to go out in my dress uniform with two other friends and a guy walked up to us and he was drunk and said to my girl .
IF I TOLD YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY ,WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME
his friends had to pick him up from off the floor after i decked him
I was sitting on the train doing a crossword puzzle.
A guy comes, sits next to me, and says, “What’s a five letter word for can I get your number?”
Can I have a dollar coin? because I have to call my mom and tell her I found the ONE ($1).
a guy used this on me once. i had to dance with him because it was so awesome.
Him: hey you wanna dance?
Me: no i have a boyfriend sorry.
Him: i have a goldfish.
Me: what?
Him: oh my bad i thought we were talking about stuff that didnt really matter. Come on lets dance.
pick up line :
man 2 girl : how much does a polar bear weigh
girl 2 man : i dont no how much does a polar bear weigh
man 2 girl : i dont either but it broke the ice
In my vernacular (Filipino), these lines are really funny.. but effective
“Are you a denture? Coz I can’t smile without you.”
“I lost my number.. can I have yours?”
“Are you a keyboard? Coz your my type” ^_^
“I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?” ^^
“How I wish I’m “V”. So I’m always right next to “U”. (.^_^.)
““I love reading MENU. Because it has ME n U.” weeee
I hope this helps.. I have a lot to share, but these are the lines I can translate to english.
Love lots! ^_^
-Astig
If you were my homework, I would do you every night.
do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes…
r u going to give me mouth to mouth because your choking hotness
“Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall,So I’m going to need your name and number…for insurance reasons.”
“Hey! You’ll do.” Has always been my favourite
1. I’m lost can you show me the way
2. I’m sorry I sweat a lot. Why? I’m nervous whenever I see you.
3. Hi you look good but I think you will look great when we are together.
4. Excuse me, but i really need your assistance. I never experienced this often please help me, I think I am having a heart palpitation > oh how can I help you? what’s wrong? I think I’m inlove with you.
This is one I have heard most recently:
Your so hot, You must be the cause of global warming
Do your Feet hurt? Because you have been running through my mind.
Can I have directions to your heart?
This isn’t the best I’ve heard, but this guy said it to me once. Haha.
Are you Jamaican? ‘Cause ja makin’ me crazy!
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you from Tennessee because a 10 is all I see.
Are you a speeding ticket?
Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
I’ve often been told that I’m an incredible lover, but I’d really rather have your opinion.
There’s something wrong, you’re missing something…me.
I just ate a bag of Skittles…want to taste the Rainbow?
You must be jelly cause jam don’t shake like that.
“Here is your glass of wine”
“Hi, my name is Ben, I saw you across the way and felt I had to meet you”
“They are playing tango music, would you like to dance?”
Slap down a $100 bill “Bar tender, tonight is night to celebrate. Let’s start a tab.” followed by and to the lady, “Hey, celebrate with me! What will you have?”
Not particularly funny or vulgar, but they actually work at breaking the ice.
I’ve had several women ask me how much such and such a drink would cost, whereby I buy them said drink and tease them at their clever way of getting me to buy them a drink.
Well, I’m a regular customer at a certain Starbucks and I’ve taken a fancy to a really sexy pyt and after she handed me my drink and receipt I said,”Hey wait a second” She said, “what’s wrong?” I said, “there’s something wrong with my receipt. ” She said what? Then I said, it doesn’t have your number on it.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you
OR
Do you have a band-aid? Cuz i think i scraped my knee falling for you!
are you a cat too? cause your making me purrr
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
If I could change the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
Hi there. I forgot my list of pick up lines at home. So I have to fly by the seat of my pants…Do you mind?
A conversation I had with some guy as I walked by:
Him: “Hey! Are you magnetic?”
Me: “Umm… I don’t think so…”
Him: “Because I’m attracted to you!”
Me: “That’s a crappy pickup line.”
Him: …………
We should make Jerseys; Because we make a great team.
But yours would be better than mine- ’cause your out of my league.
If I was a wildebeast running through the savannah, you would be my watering hole.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Know how to play carpenter? NO? well, first we get hammered then I nail you.
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Hi. You’ll do.
If I said I want your body, would you hold it against me?
-Brit
In light of the recent news about the Zodiac, I think that the best line WILL be, “Hey baby, what WAS your sign?”
Are you a magic carpet?
Because you take me to a whole new world.
I’m not usually free and easy with my compliments, but I have to say you remind me of my favorite porn actress!
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: Huh????
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: ??????? (looking puzzled)
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from the sky because I swear you look like an angel.
I may not be the flinstones but I can make your bed rock
I think I saw your picture some where before. Oh yeah, in the dictionary next to KABLAM! or something along those lines… Idk I got it from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. xD =]
Is it hot in here or is it just you.
I dont like your clothes you should take them off.
Pick up line, what pick up line. Women don’t even look at me, never mind giving me a chance to talk to them.
Well, my favourites are:
1. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
2. Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by you again?
3. If you were my homework, I’d do you.
4. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
xD
Me: Do you believe in reincarnation?
HB :No!
Me: I thoghtyou were going to say that, but in that case let’s meet for the first time…
This is the single handedly the best pick up line, EVER!
Have you recieved my polio vaccine? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
baby, i know your feets have been tired cause you have been running through my mind all day. COME HERE GIRL!! (Fresh Prince aka will smith
its so cold outside, can you warm me up?
have u got a mirror down ur pants??? coz i can see myself down there
One I recently heard…
Is your mother a pilot? Cause she droped d’a bomb when she had you! Corny
These are more like spin-offs of pickup lines:
“Did you fall from heaven?…Because it looks like you landed on your face.”
(or)
“Did you fall from heaven?…Because it looks like you hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down.”
Boy: “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
Girl: “Well, it’s a good thing that N and O are already together.”
“I bet tree-huggers hate you, because you’re so hot you must’ve caused global warming.”
Boy: “Wanna be my girlfriend?”
Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Boy: “I have a math test.”
Girl: “…what?”
Boy: “Oh sorry i thought we were naming things we could cheat on.”
Girl: “Hey, do you play Black Ops?”
Boy: “No…”
Girl: “OMG will you be my boyfri-”
Boy: “HALO ALL THE WAY”
Girl: “……”
Boy” Are you from Wai-kiki? Cuz I gotta ask, WHY, KIKI?”
Girl: “…but my name is Jessica?”
(this obviously only works if her name is Kiki)
(At a party where everyone’s wearing nametags)
Girl: “Hey, they gave you the wrong nametag.”
Boy: “What do you mean?”
Girl: “Instead of Mark, it should be “The hottest guy here.”
Your living proof that god is a woman becuase if she was a man he would have kept you for himself.
Hi, my name is _______, but you can call me tonight
Boy: do you have a band aid, i seem to have scrapped my knee when i fell for you!!!
“How you doin’ ?” (like the way Joey says from Friends)
“Damn you kinda buff ya know!”
i read my horoscope today, and it told me i would meet the most beautiful girl that ever lived. your not that girl.
did you know it’s illegal to look that beautiful?
I had a guy stop me once when I was leaving a restaurant. He told me that him & I would make a very attractive couple & asked my friend to take a picture of us so that I could see. My friend took a picture with his phone & the guy said see we do make an attractive couple.
That picture has been sitting in my room for almost a year now.
did you fall from heaven? Cuz you’re face is really f**ked up.
thats my favorite.
(do not try and use this you will be slapped)
I am no goo at pickup lines, so I’ll just say hello.
If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Excuse me miss, but I seem to have dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor beneath your chair.
“Excuse me are you Ms. Right because I’m Mr. Right and someone told me you were looking for me.”
The best one I’ve heard is:
“Baby, I’m like Taco Bell. I’ll spice up your night.”
My brother did this one when we were at a restaurant with some friends.
When your waitress isn’t around, drop one of those packets that say “sugar” on them on the ground. When your waitress comes back pick it up and hand it to her and go “Excuse me, but I think you dropped your name tag”.
I thought it was hilarious
heard this once so original i went out with the guy.what a tool.excuse me ive wanted to talk to you all nite but you are so beautiful i thought i would go ahead and reject myself and save you the trouble.
I used this one on my husband, man was I completely embarrassed and completely scared but I said the first thing that came into my head and it soooooo worked.
Me: I am not feeling so well today.
Him: Oh really, what’s wrong?
Me: I think I am sick.
Him: Sick? What kind of sick?
Me: Love sick.
Him: For who?
Me: For YOU!
OMG, I am blushing while I type!! That was waaay bad. But 17 years later and here we are.
ur cute! marry me!
if beauty were a grain of sand..you would be a thousand beaches
Or, for more nerdy dates:
Let me be your integral, I want to be the area below your curves
“If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.”
*search pockets* Have you seen my library card? ….
‘Cause i’m checkin’ you out
Hey I’ve seem to have lost my number……. (long silence) can I barrow yours?
Im like a Rubix Cube, baby. The longer you play with me the harder I get.
you’re so pretty i forgot my pick up line
I was riding the city bus to school early in the morning, when there was hardly anyone else on the bus, and this guy right behind me pretends he’s talking on his cell phone and says, “Dude! I’m on the bus with some CHICKS! I really like the one that’s in front of me. If she turns around, I’m gonna say wassup.”
here are some that i hear alot.
If love makes the world go round, when i look at you my head starts spinning
If you were a booger, i would pick you first.
Woa. was that an earthquake or did i just rock your world?
Hey i forgot my number, can i have yours?
-A guy walks up to a girl-
Guy: Excuse me… has anyone ever told you how eyes are the reflection of someones soul?
Girl: Umm… no?
Guy: Well, you have the most beautiful eyes i’ve ever seen….
Hello miss. I’m from the FBI, the fine body investigators, and i’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
“I thought Summer ended months ago, because you’re looking hot.”
Me: Do you believe in reincarnation?
HB: No
Me: I had a feeling you would say that, but in that case let’s meet for the first time.
First you hold out your hand and you say, can you hold this for me while i go for a walk?
:3
Boy: hey I’m selling all my properties including my house.
Girl:oh! why???
Boy: COz i’ll be living inside your heart.
hehe.. some of my favorite pick-up lines:
“If being beautiful is a sin, then I apologize.”
“are you a booger? ‘coz you’re really really hard to get!”
“are you a telephone? because I’ll answer you immediately.”
“are you a drug? because you make me get so addicted with you!”
“You thief! I’ll call a police! You just stole my heart!”
XDD
Did you fall from Heaven?….Because it looks like you fell on your face (big grin to indicate you’re joking).
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Haha all of these are funny especially the one about boogers
Are those space pants? cuz your butt is out of this world
So many pickup lines already mentioned!…
I can think of nothing else….
..but you XP
“Are you into nuclear warfare? ‘Cause you just made my missile launch.”
Im new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
Is your father in the brass band? ‘cos you’re making me horny
^The corniest one EVER!
You remind me of the babe.- Anyone who knows that line at least gets a dance/drink/conversation : )
lol a guy randomly came up 2 me once (in december) and was like,”If a random fat guy breaks into your house and kidnaps you, don’t worry. It’s only cause I asked for you for christmas.” xD I laughed so hard xD
Hi my name is ….,
Nice to meet you.
” hey there! i dont know your name but i know mines cameron and if you jumble up the letters it spells romance.”
“There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right?”
-No, 26.
“Oh, right. I forgot U R A Q T.”
the wort one I’ve herd is
“those are some nice pants, can I take them off of you?”
Ya know, if you were a mixed drink, I bet you’d go down smooth and sweet, but with a good in the head.
Excuse me, but I couldn’t help wondering what technique you’re using to turn all those guys away, cuz it doesn’t appear to be working on me.
Correction: “Ya know, if you were a mixed drink, I bet you’d go down smooth and sweet, but with a good KICK in the head.”
“Heaven or hollywood…which one are you from”?
Do you have a GPS? Because I can get lost in you eyes.
My brother actually made that one up.
“I’m a teacher – and you need a good lesson!”
If the world went binary, you’d be the one for me
Is your name Autumn? Cuz I’m FALLin’ for you.
Did you know I’m a locksmith? Cuz I’ve got the key to your heart.
Does your dad own a pet shop? Cuz you’ve got a nice pussy.
Is your dad a baker? Cuz you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but you are way too pretty to not know me.
Did you have your Lucky Charms this morning? Cuz you’re looking magically delicious!
him: can you help me find it?
me: find what?
him: this.. wait oh you I’ve already found you.
me: haha. what?
My friend is a genius at making pick-up lines, so here I go:
Want to hear a pick-up line about pizza? Forget it, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like Pokemon? Because I want to Pika-Chu!
Stop drop and roll, baby, cuz you’re on fire
heres on i heard on this old 90s cartoon, Animaniacs..
“How would you girls like to head over to the water
tower and check out my stamppp collectionnn?”
“*giggles* but you dont have a stamp collection!”
“fine, then I’ll let you read my mail! ;D”
CX LOL, my friend (who’s a guy) actually used that on a girl at the mall once XDDD
There’s this girl sitting by the bar alone. Some guy comes by
- Hey, what you’re drinking?
- Hm, well….vodka
- So where’s your glass?
It’s a joke, but I find it quite funny.
Cheers mates
Can I follow you home??? My mom always told me to follow my dreams!!!
When a guy see a girl standing by herself but not smiling walk up and say “Don’t frown because you never know who’s gonna fall in love with your smile” That one definitely worked on me lol
boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you landed here from heaven?
my love for you is like diahrea… i just can’t hold it in ;D
These are good:
Damn baby Im just like Am-Pm, too much good stuff
Baby Im just like little Caesars im hot and ready
hey do u know karate cause your body be kickin
You and I would have beautiful children together.
yea, my current boyfriend got my number by using
“I seemed to have lost my number, can I have yours?”
and the first time he put his arm around me he was like “have you heard about the firework show” and stretched his arms out and put one around me. haha, corny, but cute
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first! ; DDDD ”
“Hey, um, excuse me, can you please tell me if this cloth smells like chloroform?”
<3333
you, me, now.
Who is wearing such a nice perfume..is that u?
i saw a chestnut on the floor, some guy came, picked it up and said: “is it maybe your chestnut, baby?”
ahahahaha pokemon pickup lines xD
I might need a burn heal because you’re too hot xD
I’m going to be very honest. I think you are sexy.
We should mate.. I mean date.
-Dodgeball, best pickup line ever.
If the world was a meat market, you’d be my prime rib.
Story behind it: American female who hunts in Germany. Creepy old German guy who’s grasp on English seemed really good until this text exchange:
Him: What do you do tonight?
Me: I’m sitting for a pig.
Him: I’m at the bar with (a friend of mine)
Him: Any luck?
Me: Nothing moving yet.
Him: Come to the bar.
Me: Nah, I’m waiting for a pig tonight.
Him: I’ll be your pig tonight if you want.
“Hi I remember you. I saw you at the grocery store the other week, and I regretted not trying to speak to you.” (Never seen her before in my life)
best so far…is there a mirror in ur pocket? cus i can see myself in ur pants.
guys:Hey girls wana come to our place and party?
Us: Why?
Guys: cause we got chicken.
Do you have a bandaid? Because I’ve scraped my knee falling for you.
I’ve had lots of pick up lines used on me over the years but this one is by far my favorite. I’m in line at Starbucks and this white guy in front of me is asked by the barista how he wants his coffee to which he looks at me and replies, strong, smooth and black just like my women. Totally dorky i know but it worked and we’ve been dating ever since.
” Do you believe in love at first sight? or do i have to pass by again?”
” did you just fart? Cause you blew me away”
HAHA
is there a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in those pants
can i take a pic of you? that way i can prove to my friends that angels are real.
“We should go to Little Caesars, because your hot and I’m ready.”
Are you a pokemon Trainer cause you just kicked my butt in that battle. No really Im pretty mad about it..
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven.
If I you were a lion, and I was your zoo keeper, could i throw my meet in your mouth?
So, how’s life?
A short man was trying to flirt with me, and I am very tall. It went like this:
Me: Hi.
Him: You know I’m taller when I stand on my wallet.
Best line ever!
Random Conversation:
me: sitting at a table in a movie theatre alone, waiting
him: (comes up to me) “Hey do you know what that new movie is that everyone’s been watching?”
me: I don’t know, sorry.
him: You know, that movie that everyone’s been talking about? ahh I forget what it was…
me: (eager to get this conversation over with) “Avatar?”
him: Yeah that’s it! Why don’t we watch it together?
me: I’m busy right now. I actually need to go somewhere now. Bye.
him: Aww that’s too bad. When are you free? We should watch it sometime.
me: No thanks, I’m not really interested.
him: Ok what about a different movie? Or dinner sometime?
me: walking away…
him: Do you have a boyfriend? (yells from a distance)…
are you a traffic ticket cuz you”ve got fine written all over you!!!! lol
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you
“Hey…we should go on a date sometime. Although…if we do…it could work out. We could get serious. We could get engaged, we could be married…We could have kids! But then…one of us will wake up one morning and find out that ‘We don’t know each other’. We got married too young! Then we’ll start to hate one another. We’ll file for a divorce, and the kids will be heartbroken. They have to split holidays and move back and forth. It will be all our fault. So why don’t we just keep it casual and go on ONE date? It’s for the kid’s best interests.”
AND
“Hey. People say you and I should make babies, but I personally think we should just try a movie first.”
girl, you are just like a baseball. i just want to hit it. lol
“damn sugar! slow down, you know im a diabetic.”
i laughed so hard when a guy told me that x)
im looking for some treasure, can i look around your chest?
Him: Hi, i was wondering if you could help me….?
Her: Sure, what’s up?
Him: I’m lost and I kinda need directions to your heart…
Me: Cheeeeeesssssssyyyyy!!!
i was at a bar once with a few of my buddies, and my friend told me this one line to say to the cute bartender…. and it was… “are your parents retarded, because youre special”… we had a good laugh. pick up lines are just for shits and giggles
*Looks the lady up and down*
“So how you doing?”
Thats whats up!
What time tomorrow, cause i taking you out
Walk up and say to the girl, will you marry me on one knee, she’ll love you forever
Him: “I don’t need to wait until the sun goes down to see the stars”
Her: “Why’s that?”
Him: “Because I have you by my side”
Her: “Awww”
lol.. my ex used this one on me:
“Is there something in your eye?… Oh wait.. It’s just a sparkle
”
Notice the part where I said he was my ex XD
also, when guys tell me this:
Him: “I would rearrange the alphabet and put you and I together”
Me: “Thats okay because N and O are already there.”
Hi, may I see your cell for a moment please? (answer always gets around to Why?) My mom asked me to phone her the moment I’ve met the girl of my dreams.
“Do you work for UPS? Because I thought I’d saw you checking out my package”
Are you jewish, cuz you isreali hott?;)
The best, best, pickup line I’ve ever heard was:
“So…..you’re a girl…..”
I’ve lost my number! Could you give me your’s? lol pickup lines are so cheesey
are ye well.. coz ur lookin well
haha have heard ppl saying it!!
Hey do I look for familiar. To refresh your memory, I look familiar because I am the guy you see in your dreams every night.
Baby, your eyes are as blue as the toilet water in my bathroom
Do you have a map, coz i’m lost in your eyes.
Your beauty serenades me.
Your eyes are like crystal mud on the side walk!!
You remind me of a song that hasn’t been written yet!!
Hey, i can see your lifespan…
look at tag on women’s shirt and say ” just what i thought made in heaven”
and
From fired up
i love every bone in your body especially mine ;]
.Can I even get a fake number.
.You look like my first wife, and i’ve never been married
.You’re so beautiful I’d marry your brother just to get into your family
.Hey, do you have one minute? I want to hit on you
how much does a polar bear weigh?
just amount to break the ice hi i’m _____
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!!
I’ve heard of this one (used to flatter): I have a question for you; did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
LOL xD
Do you wash your clothes in windex? Because i can see myself in your pants
Have you seen my congressional medal of honor lying around here somewhere?
Girl you must be tired because you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day!
“they say you are what u eat, so u must’ve had a big bowl of sexy this morning”
”
“do u have a mirrior in ur pockt? cus i can see myself in yo pants”
“hey, the word of the day is legs. lets go home and pread the word