Ask Mike: Celebrating Festivus
Hey Guys,
Some folks celebrate Christmas, others celebrate Hanukkah. Some people participate in Diwali, while others celebrate Kwanzaa. And still others, the rare few, celebrate what may be the greatest of all holidays–Festivus.
Over the past several days, I’ve noticed an increasing number of questions about Festivus within Yahoo! Answers. One community member wants to know how long he should leave up his Festivus Pole after the holiday. Another wants to know when the actual day is (is it always December 23?). I went looking for answers.
For those who have no idea what I’m talking about, Festivus is a largely made-up holiday made famous during a Seinfeld episode. George Costanza’s father, the founder of Festivus, explained that it is a nondenominational holiday that involves a metal pole (instead of a Christmas tree) and the airing of grievances (instead of gift giving). After the episode aired, the holiday took on a life of its own. People started to celebrate it and various fan sites sprouted up on the Web.
I consulted a few of these alarmingly thorough sites and put together a list of the basics for anyone who wishes to get into the Festivus spirit…
1. Festivus is always celebrated on December 23rd.
2. No gifts are required, but if you do decide to exchange presents, remember to “give only something you don’t want and that you expect the recipient doesn’t want either.”
3. The airing of grievances should occur before the feats of strength. It is believed that the yelling will inspire all participants to do more impressive physical activity.
4. The event continues until the head of the family is wrestled to the floor and pinned. Until that happens, Festivus can go on indefinitely.
I got most of these hints from the official Festivus site, but there are a slew of other sites out there, including this one that sells official Festivus poles. Yes, really.
So, that’s one holiday tradition. What about you guys? Do you have any interesting traditions or rituals that you and your family partake in around the holidays? The ceremonial thawing of the freezer? The mandatory wearing of ugly sweaters? Leave a comment below and happy holidays.
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